Cortes' Test/Tren/Dbol Run

[quote]Cortes wrote:
Oh, and I will have update pictures for you next month, but I have promised myself that I’m not taking a picture of another bodypart of mine until it gets a tan. My MT-II is on it’s way, probably to arrive in within a week. So you guys will have to find something else to rib me about the next time I throw pictures up :)[/quote]

I shouldn’t read threads when I am tired. I had read your previous post to the point where you said something like “they hadn’t shrunk as much as I thought” and my eyes jumped from there to “Oh, and I will have update pictures for you next month” from this post.

Took me a long, uncomfortably awkward minute to realize my mistake.

[quote]MsM wrote:
Bump:)

Outstanding results, seven months later, C. You need to update here more though![/quote]

Tell you what, MsM, you post in my threads more often and I’ll make damned sure to keep this updated. We need more strong, good lookin women in the steroid forum.

[quote]MrZsasz wrote:
Cortes wrote:
Oh, and I will have update pictures for you next month, but I have promised myself that I’m not taking a picture of another bodypart of mine until it gets a tan. My MT-II is on it’s way, probably to arrive in within a week. So you guys will have to find something else to rib me about the next time I throw pictures up :slight_smile:

I shouldn’t read threads when I am tired. I had read your previous post to the point where you said something like “they hadn’t shrunk as much as I thought” and my eyes jumped from there to “Oh, and I will have update pictures for you next month” from this post.

Took me a long, uncomfortably awkward minute to realize my mistake.[/quote]

Wait a minute, so are you saying you don’t want update pics of my browned, shrunken testicles? I’m here to please. You got it.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
MsM wrote:
Bump:)

Outstanding results, seven months later, C. You need to update here more though!

Tell you what, MsM, you post in my threads more often and I’ll make damned sure to keep this updated. We need more strong, good lookin women in the steroid forum.[/quote]

What? You don’t think this tail makes my butt look big? j/k

I don’t post here as a rule but I do read enough. It’s just a personal interest. Just letting you know to not fall behind on your log here because it’s a really good one! You are very thorough and descriptive.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
MrZsasz wrote:
Cortes wrote:
Oh, and I will have update pictures for you next month, but I have promised myself that I’m not taking a picture of another bodypart of mine until it gets a tan. My MT-II is on it’s way, probably to arrive in within a week. So you guys will have to find something else to rib me about the next time I throw pictures up :slight_smile:

I shouldn’t read threads when I am tired. I had read your previous post to the point where you said something like “they hadn’t shrunk as much as I thought” and my eyes jumped from there to “Oh, and I will have update pictures for you next month” from this post.

Took me a long, uncomfortably awkward minute to realize my mistake.

Wait a minute, so are you saying you don’t want update pics of my browned, shrunken testicles? I’m here to please. You got it.

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I do appreciate that you took the time to throw in the word “browned” in your description. It’s the extra effort you put into your threads that we appreciate…

As you all may have noticed (those of you who are still paying attention to this thread, anyway), I haven’t been posting here as much. This is primarily because I have been out of town for a few days, but also because work obligations and other circumstances have been taking up a lot of my T-Nation time. Hopefully this will not remain this way for too long, but I will get here as much as I can in the meantime.

The HCG seems to do it’s job very well. Once again, I am doing 500iu E3D and am around a week and a half into doing so. The testicles have plumped right back up to nearly normal size again and seminal volume, while not quite what it normally is, is probably double or triple what it was two weeks ago. I would probably not bother with its use during another test/oral cycle, but I really like the testicular homeostasis (yes, I’m smiling as I write this :wink: I experience when running a 19-nor.

Also, my MT-II has arrived! This stuff is effective fast. I have just taken my 5th injection of 1mg/day today and I am already 2-3 shades darker. I had one good day of sun on my 3rd injection day and that is it (it has rained every other frickin day). I have already received a comment on my “nice color,” so I guess I had better be damned careful or I’ll end up looking like C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man (anyone, anyone?).

If you guys need a good, quality source and product for the MT-II, let me know. I was the owner’s first customer from Japan, and his website was not even set up to ship to Japan, but after a quick email correspondence, he changed his whole website for me and then gave me free shipping (would have cost me 70 bucks)! I am VERY happy with the results so far. I’m also not experiencing the weird moles or super darkening freckles (and I happen to have a lot of freckles) that some people seem to experience.

I’ll probably have update pictures toward the end of the month when I’m good and browned.

Glad to hear that you’re filling out your banana hammock again :slight_smile:

Looking forward to the next set of photos (of your physique, not your testicles).

Art

Soul Man … sure with his future wife rae dawn chong … who co-starred with Arnold in Commando … talk about six degrees of Arnold?

Could you give a synopsis of your trenbolone experience Cortes? Thanks.

[quote]arthursaxon wrote:
Glad to hear that you’re filling out your banana hammock again :slight_smile:

Looking forward to the next set of photos (of your physique, not your testicles).

Art[/quote]

LIAR

[quote]Joe Joseph wrote:
arthursaxon wrote:
Glad to hear that you’re filling out your banana hammock again :slight_smile:

Looking forward to the next set of photos (of your physique, not your testicles).

Art

LIAR[/quote]

Hey, if Cortes wants to post pictures of his newly plumped and tan boys, who am I to stop him.

Outstanding thread, a real pleasure to read, even for someone like me, who is driven by general curiosity, as opposed to any real interest in AAS. Looking forward to following your progress, Cortes!

[quote]arthursaxon wrote:
Joe Joseph wrote:
arthursaxon wrote:
Glad to hear that you’re filling out your banana hammock again :slight_smile:

Looking forward to the next set of photos (of your physique, not your testicles).

Art

LIAR

Hey, if Cortes wants to post pictures of his newly plumped and tan boys, who am I to stop him.
[/quote]

I’ll stop you both :wink:

[quote]kroby wrote:
Could you give a synopsis of your trenbolone experience Cortes? Thanks.[/quote]

It’d be my pleasure, kroby:

The Good:
Incredible fat loss. Up to this point I have not been that strict with the diet (gets more strict starting this month, however). I have allowed myself some cheats and some pretty high fat, tasty meals like bratwursts and tacos. Also cardio has been kind of off and on. Despite all that, I just get leaner and leaner and more and more vascular. I’ve always had an easy time losing fat when I put my mind to it, but this is crazy.

Increased muscle mass. Even with the fat loss, I can almost not lose WEIGHT. I keep stepping on the scale expecting it to go down and it just sticks at between 215 and 218lbs. It will probably actually start to go down as I reduce calories and carbs and up the cardio from here on out, but up to now I have been losing fat while gaining muscle.

Increased strength. I don’t feel that mine has been to the incredible degree that some seem to experience, but I consistently have to bump up the weight I am using each subsequent workout. I’m not going for PRs right now, unfortunately, so I can’t give you a very accurate assessment of this, but it is certainly there.

The Bad:
Tren KILLS cardio. In a way, I’m actually looking forward to coming off so that I can actually start running like I used to be able to. I feel like I’m smoking cigarettes again. It is NO fun.

Tren makes me irritable. I have to be extra careful around my students and my wife, because it is much, much easier to get pissed off about trite shit that doesn’t matter and start snapping at people. I have done this a couple of times to my wife because she is an easy target. Luckily for me, she is 1000X more patient than anyone I have ever known, and she is terrific to put up with my shit. Hint for American girls, sometimes patience, rather than combatance, will actually go farther in making your husband feel like a complete asshole dickhead penisnose and he will quickly relent and apologize. It’s truly soft power at work. Luckily for her, too, I’m not such an egotistical prick that I cannot recognize this in myself and I do apologize to her.

The Ugly:
Sticky balls. Sorry to bring up my testicles again, guys, but that area tends to become very soggy and, ummm, smelly. I happen to like the smell, but it is not something I would want anyone to get too close to. Hence, twice a day shower routines have become necessary. Then again, maybe those extra pheromones are part of the cause of all of the extra attention I get from girls left and right flirting, giggling and waving at me (oftentimes directly in front of their boyfriends).

Night sweats. My bed is a frickin swamp when I wake up. Gross.

Light sleep. I do not get the terrible insomnia that I had heard all of the horror stories about, and for that I am thankful. However, I tend to wake up 3 to 4 times a night and occasionally it takes me a little while to get back to sleep. Waking up in a puddle of clammy salty sheets doesn’t help things much, either.

Overall, the good FAR outweighs the bad and ugly. So much so, I would say, that I will have a very hard time NOT incorporating trenbolone into any future cycle. It is GOOD STUFF!

Nice complete feedback of Tren use. Well done!

One more point on the good stuff: tren makes me incredibly vascular! I have never in my life had veins popping out all over my legs. Not to mention the forearms, biceps, shoulders, chest and lower abs.

Any chance of updated pics? Get pumped or something and shoot more - i am interested in how you look lover… ahem, i mean Cortes.

I hate you guys! I gonna have to stick some tren in my next cycle i think. i cannot resist it. I will just not talk to anyone anymore.

Thanks fuckers!

jj

I’ll have some for you at the end of the month when my tan is better. Course it rains every damned day here so MT-II or not it may take me longer to reach that goal than I had hoped >:(

[quote]saps wrote:
arthursaxon wrote:
Joe Joseph wrote:
arthursaxon wrote:
Glad to hear that you’re filling out your banana hammock again :slight_smile:

Looking forward to the next set of photos (of your physique, not your testicles).

Art

LIAR

Hey, if Cortes wants to post pictures of his newly plumped and tan boys, who am I to stop him.

I’ll stop you both ;)[/quote]

Only cos you dont want any other men peeking at his plums - jealousy is such an UGLY emotion…! ;D

jj

[quote]Cortes wrote:
I’ll have some for you at the end of the month when my tan is better. Course it rains every damned day here so MT-II or not it may take me longer to reach that goal than I had hoped >:([/quote]

OK mate!