[quote]ybthere1 wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
ybthere1 wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
nope. i laughed. why knock the shit out of someone for being a moron? for being delusional? for working at GNC? nah. no need to ruin my day and my workout by taking someone like that seriously. i figure he has his reasons for being there and i have mine. no sense letting his thing ruin my thing.
It seems to me that this guy was trying to ruin your thing with his thing, if you know what I mean. He patted you down, dude. That’s molestation.
molestation? okay. i guess i was wrong. i should have totally destroyed this guy. i mean, he’s about 40 pounds smaller than me with a borderline mental problem. instead of understanding this i should have popped him a few times just to prove that i’m a tough guy.
i usually try to reserve that kind of thing for people who are threatening or intend to harm me, not some mental defective trying to prove he belongs in the gym. in my mind he fit the bill as far as being a ‘commercial gym’ moron but didn’t deserve a full-scale, old school beatdown.
i see now i was wrong. i should always be ready to prove that i’m tough because i lift and that i lift because i’m tough. i must always be ready to show that i never really lost that junior high mentality that if anyone touches you, no matter how innocuous and harmless it is, you must be ready to pound on them. no matter if you can get sued or thrown out of the only gym in town with suitable training space. this is real tough guy shit and i’ve got to show that i’m tough, right? i’m ashamed.
Don’t be ashamed. It’s going to be OK. We can get you therapy and you can work it out with a professional. We can teach you the difference between good touching and bad touching, umkay?
On a different note, if some guy who is “tanned and shaved” started a ridiculous conversation with me about my weight or anything else that was none of his business, I would feel no need to prove anything to him. You say sarcastically that you should have “proved you are tough” by beating him up but I must ask, why were you talking to him?
Were you not PROVING that you weighed a certain amount, know your way around a gym and that you are a “good sight bigger than this guy.” If this isn’t “tough guy” posturing, I don’t know what is. But all of this is beside the point because I never once stated that you should beat him up! I merely mentioned that the innocuous touching you described might not have been so innocuous.
To be honest with you, I don’t care what you do. Go have fun, get molested, whatever you want. Just remember that sometimes it’s not always the other guy that’s a moron. ;)[/quote]
wit AND wisdom. bonus.