[quote]elano wrote:
Squelchy wrote:
How on earth could I be a cigarette, super or otherwise?
He meant F.A.G. You know, the film actors guild. Havn’t you seen Team american? Why would he call you a fucking cigarette? [/quote]
I truly don’t know.
P.S: AWESOME avatar. Push it! P-p-p-push it!
[quote]Squelchy wrote:
P.S: AWESOME avatar. Push it! P-p-p-push it![/quote]
HAHA
“You try to leave me and I’ll kill you bitch”
[quote]Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Have you checked out the V-Diet thread? Yeah, you just drink protein shakes all day. You can’t get much easier than that. And have you seen that Shugart guy? He’s pretty ripped. I’m envious of the mounds of muscle he displays in his avatar too. He’s the true definition of “the relentless pursuit of muscle.”
He’s too bulky and way past Labuff. I bet he can’t even wipe his own ass.
He can too wipe his own ass. He just has to use a beach towel like Kovacs.
I think you’re just cappin’ on him because he has what you’ll never achieve.
POSER!!![/quote]
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Have you checked out the V-Diet thread? Yeah, you just drink protein shakes all day. You can’t get much easier than that. And have you seen that Shugart guy? He’s pretty ripped. I’m envious of the mounds of muscle he displays in his avatar too. He’s the true definition of “the relentless pursuit of muscle.”
He’s too bulky and way past Labuff. I bet he can’t even wipe his own ass.
He can too wipe his own ass. He just has to use a beach towel like Kovacs.
I think you’re just cappin’ on him because he has what you’ll never achieve.
POSER!!!
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) [/quote]
This post is worthless without pictures.
I would wager with Ronaldo it is simply favorable genetics with a similarly favorable response to the VERY limited resistance stuff the players perform. In my experience, athletes from some sports have to be led and cajoled into performing the slightest bit of training, particularly football.
I was once told by a premier league physio, that when Man U moved to their most recent facility, special care had to be taken to place the treatment room directly next door to the changing room. At the previous facility, players could not be bothered to walk 150ft to get treatment. Once they made that change, they saw a drop in injury rates and improved recovery.
That whole story sums it up for me. If 150ft of walking is considered too much of an effort, I doubt they are putting in serious hours in the gym.
[quote]Hooker#1 wrote:
I would wager with Ronaldo it is simply favorable genetics with a similarly favorable response to the VERY limited resistance stuff the players perform. In my experience, athletes from some sports have to be led and cajoled into performing the slightest bit of training, particularly football.
I was once told by a premier league physio, that when Man U moved to their most recent facility, special care had to be taken to place the treatment room directly next door to the changing room. At the previous facility, players could not be bothered to walk 150ft to get treatment. Once they made that change, they saw a drop in injury rates and improved recovery.
That whole story sums it up for me. If 150ft of walking is considered too much of an effort, I doubt they are putting in serious hours in the gym.
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I agree with the genetics part. If the kid was to put in the time and effort to gain lots of muscle his body would respond well to it. On another part I’ve read he spends time in the gym on his own and actually has his own weights at home so I’m pretty sure he does some kind of muscle building routine or at least he did because when he first started playing for united he was very very skinny. Training 5-6 days a week with AT LEAST one game per week I don’t see any footy player gaining much muscle.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Have you checked out the V-Diet thread? Yeah, you just drink protein shakes all day. You can’t get much easier than that. And have you seen that Shugart guy? He’s pretty ripped. I’m envious of the mounds of muscle he displays in his avatar too. He’s the true definition of “the relentless pursuit of muscle.”
He’s too bulky and way past Labuff. I bet he can’t even wipe his own ass.
He can too wipe his own ass. He just has to use a beach towel like Kovacs.
I think you’re just cappin’ on him because he has what you’ll never achieve.
POSER!!!
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.[/quote]
Nothing but lies!!! Those Rocket’s cheerleaders were orgying with Waterbury and Shugart on the night in question. They only halted their furious boinking to drink their V-Diet shakes every 3 hours. Eventually the cops were called, though. Allegedly, Shugart hit one of the cheerleaders with a kettlebell because she didn’t have the functional strength to do pistol squats on his schlong (I guess you were right about the roid rage part).
So, you lose, dear Professor. Come back to these boards when you’ve actually accomplished something with your physique.
[quote]Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Have you checked out the V-Diet thread? Yeah, you just drink protein shakes all day. You can’t get much easier than that. And have you seen that Shugart guy? He’s pretty ripped. I’m envious of the mounds of muscle he displays in his avatar too. He’s the true definition of “the relentless pursuit of muscle.”
He’s too bulky and way past Labuff. I bet he can’t even wipe his own ass.
He can too wipe his own ass. He just has to use a beach towel like Kovacs.
I think you’re just cappin’ on him because he has what you’ll never achieve.
POSER!!!
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.
Nothing but lies!!! Those Rocket’s cheerleaders were orgying with Waterbury and Shugart on the night in question. They only halted their furious boinking to drink their V-Diet shakes every 3 hours. Eventually the cops were called, though. Shugart hit one of the cheerleaders because she didn’t have the functional strength to do pistol squats on his schlong (I guess you were right about the roid rage part).
So, you lose, dear Professor. Come back to these boards when you’ve actually accomplished something with your physique.[/quote]
Screw you guys. I’m going home!
You fools can go back to finding a vein to inject in while I scoop up every feminine panty line within a 15 mile radius due to my lack of disgusting muscularity yet agile cat like reflexes and unmatched functionality!!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.[/quote]
No virgin I’ve ever met is going to look at a massive black man and think to themselves, “I think that’s how I should get my cherry popped!” I bet most porn stars would be scared of the looks of you. Shit, most girls are scared of me and I’m just your typical white guy.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Vanilla-Gorilla wrote:
Have you checked out the V-Diet thread? Yeah, you just drink protein shakes all day. You can’t get much easier than that. And have you seen that Shugart guy? He’s pretty ripped. I’m envious of the mounds of muscle he displays in his avatar too. He’s the true definition of “the relentless pursuit of muscle.”
He’s too bulky and way past Labuff. I bet he can’t even wipe his own ass.
He can too wipe his own ass. He just has to use a beach towel like Kovacs.
I think you’re just cappin’ on him because he has what you’ll never achieve.
POSER!!!
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.
Nothing but lies!!! Those Rocket’s cheerleaders were orgying with Waterbury and Shugart on the night in question. They only halted their furious boinking to drink their V-Diet shakes every 3 hours. Eventually the cops were called, though. Shugart hit one of the cheerleaders because she didn’t have the functional strength to do pistol squats on his schlong (I guess you were right about the roid rage part).
So, you lose, dear Professor. Come back to these boards when you’ve actually accomplished something with your physique.
Screw you guys. I’m going home!
You fools can go back to finding a vein to inject in while I scoop up every feminine panty line within a 15 mile radius due to my lack of disgusting muscularity yet agile cat like reflexes and unmatched functionality!![/quote]
NEWB!!! When, oh when, will you learn. Go ahead, leave. We’re all tired of spoon-feeding you anyway.
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.
No virgin I’ve ever met is going to look at a massive black man and think to themselves, “I think that’s how I should get my cherry popped!” I bet most porn stars would be scared of the looks of you. Shit, most girls are scared of me and I’m just your typical white guy.[/quote]
OMGZ thatzz soo racistzxx dude
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Well, I have slept with 2 Houston Rocket cheerleaders…and they were both VIRGINS (at least that’s what they said…) and last I heard, all women hate big muscles that they can see with the naked eye so I am sure I have him beat. Big muscles cause fine women to have urinary tract infections and everyone knows bodybuilders are prone to roid rage so their lives are at risk as well.
No virgin I’ve ever met is going to look at a massive black man and think to themselves, “I think that’s how I should get my cherry popped!” I bet most porn stars would be scared of the looks of you. Shit, most girls are scared of me and I’m just your typical white guy.[/quote]
THats cause you look like Vegita or some villian out of DBZ
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Could someone tell me how to get a Labeouf V-Taper?[/quote]
crystal skull crushers
[quote]optheta wrote:
THats cause you look like Vegita or some villian out of DBZ
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Wow, that’s the second time someone has said that. I should have tried out to play a part in that movie I guess.
welcome to the internet where men are men, women are men and little girls are federal agents.
Priceless thread.
[quote]spyoptic wrote:
welcome to the internet where men are men, women are men and little girls are federal agents.[/quote]
What?!?
Quit trying to hijack this thread!!!
Don’t you understand we’re discussing Ronaldo’s sick v-taper, others who have it, and those who covet it–like Prof X–but will ultimately never achieve it because they lack the basic desire to get into the gym and train with an utter lack of intensity for 10 minutes a month.
ronaldo is such a twat
I think his wide lats (relative to his muscle mass obviously) are purely genetic
Maybe the degree of one’s v-taperedness is a function of how much of an overpaid- if talented- cunt someone is?
Ronaldo- tick.
LaBuff- tick.
I heard Ronaldo is “on” creatine, fuck that shit i’d rather stay natural