How can I make my jaw more chiseled and pronounced, along with a wider neck and traps? Is there any way to actually train and increase the thickness of your neck?
Go over to elitefts.com and find the article titled “The Yoke” by Jim Wendler.
As for your jaw, you’re pretty much stuck with the one the good lord gave you.
This is a joke, right?
If not, here you go:
Usually a thicker neck is a by product of heavy lifting, but you can do some neck work with a harness. as well as trap work.
I guess if you want a “chisled jaw” you need to get very lean, get rid of the fat in your face. Oh yeah, a butt load of GH wouldn’t hurt either…
I actually did a bit of searching myself and found that link, but thanks anyway.
Here’s the link to anyone else who is interested: http://www.elitefts.com/documents/the_yoke.htm
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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Go over to elitefts.com and find the article titled “The Yoke” by Jim Wendler.
As for your jaw, you’re pretty much stuck with the one the good lord gave you. [/quote]
Yup. Once you get lean, your jaw is as chiseled as it’s gonna get. There’s no muscle in your jaw. There’s nothing you can do to square it [besides a chin implant].
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
Go over to elitefts.com and find the article titled “The Yoke” by Jim Wendler.
As for your jaw, you’re pretty much stuck with the one the good lord gave you.
Yup. Once you get lean, your jaw is as chiseled as it’s gonna get. There’s no muscle in your jaw. There’s nothing you can do to square it [besides a chin implant].[/quote]
CAN THEY REALLY DO THAT??? OMG, I LIKE, WANT CLINT EASTWOOD’S CHIN ON MY FACE!!!
Did I go overboard with the sarcasm? No offense to the OP.lol
[quote]Zeff wrote:
How can I make my jaw more chiseled and pronounced, along with a wider neck and traps? Is there any way to actually train and increase the thickness of your neck?[/quote]
Lots of gum chewing. 5x5 - 5 pieces of gum 5 times a day for 5 weeks. Preferably Big League Chew.
Man I hope this is a joke…
Plastic surgery is the only way to actually change your face. Of course tons of Test or GHB will do the trick also, but then you’ll have an eye brow ridge along with it.
lol nature gave me a square jaw and none to you! you suck lol
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
Go over to elitefts.com and find the article titled “The Yoke” by Jim Wendler.
As for your jaw, you’re pretty much stuck with the one the good lord gave you.
Yup. Once you get lean, your jaw is as chiseled as it’s gonna get. There’s no muscle in your jaw. There’s nothing you can do to square it [besides a chin implant].[/quote]
Not to start an argument, but there are muscles in your jaw. They are the strongest in your body. They are right under where sideburns would be. Tom Platz used to chew on racketballs in order to develop “every muscle in the body”. Look at some of his old pics, he had a weird jawline.
I can imagine that spot-injections of DHT and growth hormone along the jawline wouldn’t hurt, either.
Roids?
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Man I hope this is a joke…
Plastic surgery is the only way to actually change your face. Of course tons of Test or GHB will do the trick also, but then you’ll have an eye brow ridge along with it. [/quote]
GHB is the common “date rape” drug, and TEST isnt going to distort your face like HGH will. do your homework!
[quote]roofus_5 wrote:
Oh yeah, a butt load of GH wouldn’t hurt either…[/quote]
LMAO! Yeah, that might work!
Ask this guy
Giggity giggity… ALLLLRIGHT.
[quote]vbm537 wrote:
Lots of gum chewing. 5x5 - 5 pieces of gum 5 times a day for 5 weeks. Preferably Big League Chew.[/quote]
To switch up work outs, I would also recommend some harsh muff diving sessions. I go for 2 thirty minutes sessions per night. This is great for building those jaw muscles and for keeping the ladies happy.
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Ask this guy[/quote]
Is that the guy from Tango and cash?
The bit where they first go to jail and kurt russel says to Sly “u broke THAT jaw”
I dont have a picture but check out wwe’s Johnny Nitro.
He has some huge jaw muscles.Looks like he has cotton wool in each cheek they are that big.
Peace
King of Kings
[quote]King of Kings wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
Ask this guy
Is that the guy from Tango and cash?
The bit where they first go to jail and kurt russel says to Sly “u broke THAT jaw”[/quote]
You win!!! It was remembering that exact scene that lead me to look for this guy.