Chicks Dig 5/3/1

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:
I’m doing a persuasive speech on why everyone should squat, this should be easy.[/quote]
Conclude with “It’s pretty much fucking science”.[/quote]
I was thinking of saying…
If your goals are,
to lose 10 pounds in a week
bench 400 pounds
run a 4 minute mile
OR
kill an alligator with your bare hands, all you have to do is squat 3x per week

Everyone thinks there’s a secret, and thats what they want to here. Not that it takes hard work and deication. Telling them that will never work!

Did military deload today and everything felt heavy…ever since I added in CG incline everything pressing wise has felt heavy so even tho I like them a lot were gonna drop them this cycle

COLTS WIN

Cycle 5 week 1 day 1
BENCH
5x5 with 205

PAUSED BENCH (wide grip, ring finger on ring)
3x3 with 185 3 sec pause

SS BENCH
225x10…I was shot

INCLINE DB
80x8
80x7

BEAR HUG WALKS
3 sets

BANDED PUSHDOWN
150 total

CHINESE OLYMPIC LATERALS
A lot

3 pull-ups between everything

Whats the layout Chobbs, it looks like your doing the advanced 531 for the first bench exercise, I’m dying to try this, but i’m still messing around with smolov, so I’m going to wait, and i guess watch how it goes for you. I wasn’t sure what you ment by SS bench, just wondering what template your using.
I didn’t purchase beyond, because I was going to buy Paul’s base building manual instead, I guess seeing as there both 10$ probably makes me cheap, but good work either way !

SS=Slingshot bench sorry…I have the reactive (blue) one

Has anyone seen the bar speed tracking device in lifters youtube videos? It’s just a tiny yellow band attached to the end of the bar.

You mean the tendo unit?

[quote]budreiser wrote:
You mean the tendo unit?[/quote]
I have no idea, is that what it’s called?

Gahh that tendo unit sells for $1,599…

[quote]chobbs wrote:
Gahh that tendo unit sells for $1,599…[/quote]
LOL

Cycle 5 Week 1 Day 2
DEADLIFT
245x3
280x3
315x4 belted…shitty set. I think I need to take more time warming up/mobility stuff/slower jumps in weight to warm up bc my deficit deads felt really good

DEFICIT DEADS
3x3 with 285

DB ROW
120x8
100x15 failure
100x8 failure

CG PULLDOWN
1x8 fail
1x10 fail

WIDE GRIP PULL
1x10 fail
1x12 fail

FARMERS WALK
4 trips only down with 100
-SS-
FACE PULL

curls and abs
Pretty bummed about only getting 4…thats awful, I was hoping for 7+ with 8 being my PR
EDIT: I’m going home this weekend to make a little extra cash…I really wanna pick some stuff up from EliteFTS like a good belt, chalk, and maybe some fat gripz.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:
Gahh that tendo unit sells for $1,599…[/quote]
LOL[/quote]
double lol

Looking over my log, it kind of seems like to a varying degree, 3 lifts kind of stall/remain the same while one improves literally every few weeks. First it was press, then bench, deadlift, now squat.

I was sitting in class today and just leaned back to stretch and snap, crackle,pop, slide out there goes my right shoulder. It’s sore AF at the moment but I wasn’t going to hit OHP until Friday anyways.

I had a dream last night I found a badass gym in Fort Wayne that was kind of an EliteFts/Super Training mix and I was pumped to train. Then I woke up

Cycle 5 week 1 day 3
OHP
110x3
125x3
140x10 tied PR it was definitely a grinder

SEATED DB PRESS
60x10
60x6

Incline rear delt flies
15x20
15x20
10x25

LATERAL RAISE
3x12 with 25

DB SHRUG
2x15

OVERHEAD WALKS

[quote]chobbs wrote:
I had a dream last night I found a badass gym in Fort Wayne that was kind of an EliteFts/Super Training mix and I was pumped to train. Then I woke up[/quote]
I had a dream where there was a rack with inch hole spacings and band pegs at my gym… then I woke up.

[quote]budreiser wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:
I had a dream last night I found a badass gym in Fort Wayne that was kind of an EliteFts/Super Training mix and I was pumped to train. Then I woke up[/quote]
I had a dream where there was a rack with inch hole spacings and band pegs at my gym… then I woke up.[/quote]
Didn’t see that coming.