Man oh man, T-mag has been providing me a lot of unintentional comedy of late
So I logged on to the homepage today and found T-Nation has made a few changes. Yep, I guess Jimmy “August” Legs does in fact belong here. Welcome home.
"TESTOSTERONE NATION is a place where chemists, scientists, nutritional theorists, and exercise physiologists come together to share their discoveries with gay calender models. It?s where the best people in sport meet to experiment, theorize, and ultimately create new training programs and new nutritional protocols. It?s a place where new ideas are born, where false and outdated dogmas are perpetuated, and where hypertrophy genetic limitation calculators rule!
It?s home to bodybuilders, powerlifters, Mixed Martial Artists, and in fact, shaved 120 lb cutters with fig leafs and small penises.
But beyond that, Testosterone Nation is a philosophy, a way of life. It?s where there are plenty of excuses and numerous apologies to the gf for eating something; where fairies are free to be fairies. It?s where, ironically, the noble aspects of estrogen rule."
[quote]blowdpanis wrote:
Note that jimmylegs is, in fact, an impostor.
Jimmylegs is taking progress shots out of context and asking if he should ‘bulk’ or ‘cut’ to intentionally get flamed. He’s one of the users on Lyle’s forum, though I’m not precisely sure which.
Regardless, understand that jimmylegs is trying to start shit on purpose. Weirdly, everyone assumed that he couldn’t possibly be anything but serious/genuine. Which is pretty wild.[/quote]
I don’t know who Lyle is nor do I care much but there have been trolls from his forum over here before stirring up shit.
At least this is entertaining.
It’s obvious that he’s a troll but who cares. Don’t spoil it. Let him carry on.
[quote]conorh wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
jimmylegs wrote:
I’m almost at the limit of my natural genetic potential.
www.hypertrophy-specific.com/maximum-size-calculator.html
A few more years of clean-bulking and I’ll switch to a more pure refinement-routine, as outlined by Lyle.
Or go on the SAUCE, baby!
How big are you now and how big does this primitive calculator say you can get?
That calculator is stupid as hell.
It told me that my maximum lean body mass is 203.7 pounds at 8%BF, which is 187.5 pounds lean mass. Right now I’m 240 with an unknown, but high bodyfat. Even if I use a figure of 25% I’m at 184 pounds LBM right now. This is as much muscular size as I can ever gain? Bullshit.
If this shit were true, most big guys would perpetually be light weights because they would have started cutting to attain their “predicted maximum lean body mass”.
All this bodymetrics stuff is bullshit and you should be beat with a bag of valencia oranges for believing it.
Get real.
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looks like i beat your 203.7 pounds, it calculated mine at 210! lol
[quote]sic wrote:
jimmylegs wrote:
451.75 deadlift raw in a PL competition.
Couldn’t get that extra .25 of a pound for an even 452?[/quote]
Ever hear of zee Metrique Systeme?
Thread creator, what’s your A/W/H please?
[quote]allNatural wrote:
So I logged on to the homepage today and found T-Nation has made a few changes. Yep, I guess Jimmy “August” Legs does in fact belong here. Welcome home.
"TESTOSTERONE NATION is a place where chemists, scientists, nutritional theorists, and exercise physiologists come together to share their discoveries with gay calender models. It?s where the best people in sport meet to experiment, theorize, and ultimately create new training programs and new nutritional protocols. It?s a place where new ideas are born, where false and outdated dogmas are perpetuated, and where hypertrophy genetic limitation calculators rule!
It?s home to bodybuilders, powerlifters, Mixed Martial Artists, and in fact, shaved 120 lb cutters with fig leafs and small penises.
But beyond that, Testosterone Nation is a philosophy, a way of life. It?s where there are plenty of excuses and numerous apologies to the gf for eating something; where fairies are free to be fairies. It?s where, ironically, the noble aspects of estrogen rule."
[/quote]
that is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time…
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
It’s obvious that he’s a troll but who cares. Don’t spoil it. Let him carry on.[/quote]
I’m not too keen on the whole “trolling” bit, but the thing I find most humorous is his pathetic physical development over 5 years.
Now THAT’S funny.
[quote]keaster wrote:
Bullshit. Please post the federation you lifted in and comp you attended.
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I don’t feel comfortable posting personal info like that on the Internet.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
It’s obvious that he’s a troll but who cares. Don’t spoil it. Let him carry on.
I’m not too keen on the whole “trolling” bit, but the thing I find most humorous is his pathetic physical development over 5 years.
Now THAT’S funny.[/quote]
The point is that jimmylegs != the person’s pictures he’s posting. It’s me.
For the record, in the past 4 years, I went from 147 lbs lean to 20 lbs heavier than that lean, and a top bodyweight just over 30 lbs heavier than that when not aiming for the gay homofag abs.
2002
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/129/beachomocy8.jpg
2006
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5759/untitled5jx8.jpg
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6467/untitled8ke6.jpg
Oh yah, I also added ~75-100 lbs to my squat, ~50 lbs to my bench, and ~150 lbs to my deadlift (the totals quoted before are correct).
Jimmylegs is acting like a tard, but claiming that the above sequence of pictures represents ‘no progress’ is a little on the harsh side.
[quote]Nominal Prospect wrote:
sic wrote:
jimmylegs wrote:
451.75 deadlift raw in a PL competition.
Couldn’t get that extra .25 of a pound for an even 452?
Ever hear of zee Metrique Systeme?
Thread creator, what’s your A/W/H please?[/quote]
Age = 26
Weight = Somewhere in the 160’s for the posted pics at pretty low bodyfat %
Height = 5’9"
I know because it’s me :-x
Also note that the original picture and many of those posted are older (2+ years).
But you do feel comfortable posting naked pictures of yourself on the web?
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
I suck cocks for lyle.
[/quote]
This thread is gggggrrrrreat. OP youre gay please continue.
There’s no wang or even open man-ass. It’s an old shot the girlfriend took of me a couple of years ago.
I don’t mind posting embarassing pictures of myself, no.
However, I would only post that to people I really knew (which is what I did - these pictures were copy/pasted from waaaay inside a long thread on bodyrecomp). I wouldn’t start a thread like this to the public, as that’s over the top.
[quote]blowdpanis wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
The point is that jimmylegs != the person’s pictures he’s posting. It’s me.
For the record, in the past 4 years, I went from 147 lbs lean to 20 lbs heavier than that lean, and a top bodyweight just over 30 lbs heavier than that when not aiming for the gay homofag abs.
2002
2006
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9915/untitled5hb1.jpg
Oh yah, I also added ~75-100 lbs to my squat, ~50 lbs to my bench, and ~150 lbs to my deadlift (the totals quoted before are correct).
Jimmylegs is acting like a tard, but claiming that the above sequence of pictures represents ‘no progress’ is a little on the harsh side.[/quote]
So how did this “Jimmylegs” guy get ahold of a nude picture of you in your living room…?
[quote]blowdpanis wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
It’s obvious that he’s a troll but who cares. Don’t spoil it. Let him carry on.
I’m not too keen on the whole “trolling” bit, but the thing I find most humorous is his pathetic physical development over 5 years.
Now THAT’S funny.
The point is that jimmylegs != the person’s pictures he’s posting. It’s me.
For the record, in the past 4 years, I went from 147 lbs lean to 20 lbs heavier than that lean, and a top bodyweight just over 30 lbs heavier than that when not aiming for the gay homofag abs.
2002
2006
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9915/untitled5hb1.jpg
Oh yah, I also added ~75-100 lbs to my squat, ~50 lbs to my bench, and ~150 lbs to my deadlift (the totals quoted before are correct).
Jimmylegs is acting like a tard, but claiming that the above sequence of pictures represents ‘no progress’ is a little on the harsh side.[/quote]
OK, you take it from here. I hope that in the future you will show more respect for T-Nation, it’s members and contributors, when posting about them on other message boards.
[quote]tmay11 wrote:
blowdpanis wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
The point is that jimmylegs != the person’s pictures he’s posting. It’s me.
For the record, in the past 4 years, I went from 147 lbs lean to 20 lbs heavier than that lean, and a top bodyweight just over 30 lbs heavier than that when not aiming for the gay homofag abs.
2002
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3825/beachomoqs7.jpg
2006
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9915/untitled5hb1.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9007/untitled8ns2.jpg
Oh yah, I also added ~75-100 lbs to my squat, ~50 lbs to my bench, and ~150 lbs to my deadlift (the totals quoted before are correct).
Jimmylegs is acting like a tard, but claiming that the above sequence of pictures represents ‘no progress’ is a little on the harsh side.
So how did this “Jimmylegs” guy get ahold of a nude picture of you in your living room…?[/quote]
I half jokingly posted the pictures deep inside a thread discussing genetic potential at low bodyfat % and stuff.
If you want to ask a disturbing question, ask jimmylegs why he’d download said semi-nude picture of me to upload to T-Nation (because he didn’t just hyperlink it, he embedded it in his post - which requires you download it from the source, then upload it via attach image).
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
OK, you take it from here. I hope that in the future you will show more respect for T-Nation, it’s members and contributors, when posting about them on other message boards.[/quote]
In the future, have the courage to post your own pictures if you feel like trolling.
[quote]jimmylegs wrote:
OK, you take it from here. I hope that in the future you will show more respect for T-Nation, it’s members and contributors, when posting about them on other message boards.[/quote]
What’s this? Drama?