Sarah - I actually deleted the video b/c I hate you (and your voice) (and your face).
No seriously… remember how I only got like 4 seconds of it after you got it off the ground? I was such a dummy and deleted it… I have no idea why! I feel like such a jackass! SORRY! I am a bad PEPE PAPARAZZI =( (I am frowning and holding my pretend finger mustache at the same time… )
BAD PEPE!
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.
[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.[/quote]
If you ever need a spot, or advice on how to spot, just ask me.
[quote]Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.
If you ever need a spot, or advice on how to spot, just ask me. [/quote]
umm NO!!! I saw that video, I might as well have my 86 year old grandma spot me. At least she would act concerned once I dropped to my knees. You let Ouro drop and then you just laughed at her.
Pepe is actually a good spotter because she is so Amazon tall that she can croc row the weight off me if I fail.
[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.[/quote]
I kind of hope there is no video of this spotting technique, sometimes it’s best to just use your imagination. 
[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.
If you ever need a spot, or advice on how to spot, just ask me.
umm NO!!! I saw that video, I might as well have my 86 year old grandma spot me. At least she would act concerned once I dropped to my knees. You let Ouro drop and then you just laughed at her.
Pepe is actually a good spotter because she is so Amazon tall that she can croc row the weight off me if I fail.[/quote]
I’m a good spotter too! As long as the person doesn’t miss their squat! I pulled the bench bar off her twice, but doesn’t she mention that? Noooooooooooooooooo. She just mentions my fail!
And of course I laughed… I laughed for a while. I couldn’t believe I let her drop. It’s like when someone trips and falls on their face and your initial reaction is to laugh instead of seeing if they’re okay. Same sort of thing.
Get off your high horse girlie… you’d have laughed too!
And as for your grandma, I bet she doesn’t look half as good in tight, short shorts as I do 
(PS. I’m modest)
[quote]Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.
If you ever need a spot, or advice on how to spot, just ask me.
umm NO!!! I saw that video, I might as well have my 86 year old grandma spot me. At least she would act concerned once I dropped to my knees. You let Ouro drop and then you just laughed at her.
Pepe is actually a good spotter because she is so Amazon tall that she can croc row the weight off me if I fail.
I’m a good spotter too! As long as the person doesn’t miss their squat! I pulled the bench bar off her twice, but doesn’t she mention that? Noooooooooooooooooo. She just mentions my fail!
And of course I laughed… I laughed for a while. I couldn’t believe I let her drop. It’s like when someone trips and falls on their face and your initial reaction is to laugh instead of seeing if they’re okay. Same sort of thing.
Get off your high horse girlie… you’d have laughed too!
And as for your grandma, I bet she doesn’t look half as good in tight, short shorts as I do (PS. I’m modest)[/quote]
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.
If you ever need a spot, or advice on how to spot, just ask me.
umm NO!!! I saw that video, I might as well have my 86 year old grandma spot me. At least she would act concerned once I dropped to my knees. You let Ouro drop and then you just laughed at her.
Pepe is actually a good spotter because she is so Amazon tall that she can croc row the weight off me if I fail.
I’m a good spotter too! As long as the person doesn’t miss their squat! I pulled the bench bar off her twice, but doesn’t she mention that? Noooooooooooooooooo. She just mentions my fail!
And of course I laughed… I laughed for a while. I couldn’t believe I let her drop. It’s like when someone trips and falls on their face and your initial reaction is to laugh instead of seeing if they’re okay. Same sort of thing.
Get off your high horse girlie… you’d have laughed too!
And as for your grandma, I bet she doesn’t look half as good in tight, short shorts as I do (PS. I’m modest)
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.[/quote]
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…
[quote]Court wrote:
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…[/quote]
In case your mom didn’t cover this, you can’t get pregnant giving head. Just so you know.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…
In case your mom didn’t cover this, you can’t get pregnant giving head. Just so you know.[/quote]
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. In front of 4 coworkers…
She actually told me it was the safest way for sex. I assumed she meant safest/most reliable for ensuring you got pregnant. I guess I gotta give up the roadhead then.
[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…
In case your mom didn’t cover this, you can’t get pregnant giving head. Just so you know.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. In front of 4 coworkers…
She actually told me it was the safest way for sex. I assumed she meant safest/most reliable for ensuring you got pregnant. I guess I gotta give up the roadhead then.[/quote]
Unless there’s something I should know about the length of Nello’s dick.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…
In case your mom didn’t cover this, you can’t get pregnant giving head. Just so you know.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. In front of 4 coworkers…
She actually told me it was the safest way for sex. I assumed she meant safest/most reliable for ensuring you got pregnant. I guess I gotta give up the roadhead then.
Unless there’s something I should know about the length of Nello’s dick.[/quote]
Woah! OFFSIDE Ouro! OFFSIDE!
[quote]Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
-Court, I agree. I just went down and lifted it instead of looking down at it thinking about how heavy it will be.
-Pepe I hate your finger mustache and your pull through testicles…HA
I’ll forgive you this time for deleting my deadlift, only because of your great spotting technique while I was doing my ab rollouts. Now that would be a great video for your paparrazi video stash.
If you ever need a spot, or advice on how to spot, just ask me.
umm NO!!! I saw that video, I might as well have my 86 year old grandma spot me. At least she would act concerned once I dropped to my knees. You let Ouro drop and then you just laughed at her.
Pepe is actually a good spotter because she is so Amazon tall that she can croc row the weight off me if I fail.
I’m a good spotter too! As long as the person doesn’t miss their squat! I pulled the bench bar off her twice, but doesn’t she mention that? Noooooooooooooooooo. She just mentions my fail!
And of course I laughed… I laughed for a while. I couldn’t believe I let her drop. It’s like when someone trips and falls on their face and your initial reaction is to laugh instead of seeing if they’re okay. Same sort of thing.
Get off your high horse girlie… you’d have laughed too!
And as for your grandma, I bet she doesn’t look half as good in tight, short shorts as I do (PS. I’m modest)[/quote]
I definitely would have laughed, hell I laughed when I watched it. No high horse here, I’m not tall enough to get on high horses, I’m sure it would be comprable to me trying to get on the reverse hyper. I just couldn’t resist making fun of you for that spot.
My grandma is pretty cute, but I don’t think she would look good in tight shorts so when it comes down to it, I’d rather you spotting me in tight shorts than my grandma.
[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…
In case your mom didn’t cover this, you can’t get pregnant giving head. Just so you know.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. In front of 4 coworkers…
She actually told me it was the safest way for sex. I assumed she meant safest/most reliable for ensuring you got pregnant. I guess I gotta give up the roadhead then.
Unless there’s something I should know about the length of Nello’s dick.
Woah! OFFSIDE Ouro! OFFSIDE![/quote]
I’m kidding. I don’t want to know
You can tell you used to play soccer.
[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Yes you did pull the bar off on bench. Not like it was tough since I failed on light weight. Speaking of how hot you looked, Steve M. made a similar comment on the video on FB.
Steve M. could impregnate me and I’d be okay with it. He makes pretty babies. Too bad I had Nello spotting my 335 though and not him…however I’m pretty sure he’d make cute babies too…
In case your mom didn’t cover this, you can’t get pregnant giving head. Just so you know.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. In front of 4 coworkers…
She actually told me it was the safest way for sex. I assumed she meant safest/most reliable for ensuring you got pregnant. I guess I gotta give up the roadhead then.
Unless there’s something I should know about the length of Nello’s dick.
Woah! OFFSIDE Ouro! OFFSIDE![/quote]
This is out of control. I’m not quite sure how all the penis talk is ending up in my log.
But on a personal note,Court, stick to the blow jobs, grad school and babys don’t mix so well.
[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
This is out of control. I’m not quite sure how all the penis talk is ending up in my log.
But on a personal note,Court, stick to the blow jobs, grad school and babys don’t mix so well.[/quote]
Sorry Ms. Smart. I guess I’m full of piss and vinegar this morning. Stick to celibacy. hahaha
On a serious note, have you laid out your meet attempts?
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
This is out of control. I’m not quite sure how all the penis talk is ending up in my log.
But on a personal note,Court, stick to the blow jobs, grad school and babys don’t mix so well.
Sorry Ms. Smart. I guess I’m full of piss and vinegar this morning. Stick to celibacy. hahaha
On a serious note, have you laid out your meet attempts?[/quote]
No problem. I just think it’s amusing that the penis talk keeps landing here as of late.
We are using this week to gage where what our attempts should be. So after yesterday Jim said my first deadlift attempt will be 265, something easy to relax any kind of first time jitters. He said something about maybe being able to do 300 other than that, I’m not too sure. I’m sure I will figure out more as the week goes on.
I ordered my singlet yesterday…here’s hoping it fits (and gets here on time).
i thought this was a family show lol
yes you will pull 300 if up set it up right
[quote]sbmart2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
This is out of control. I’m not quite sure how all the penis talk is ending up in my log.
But on a personal note,Court, stick to the blow jobs, grad school and babys don’t mix so well.
Sorry Ms. Smart. I guess I’m full of piss and vinegar this morning. Stick to celibacy. hahaha
On a serious note, have you laid out your meet attempts?
No problem. I just think it’s amusing that the penis talk keeps landing here as of late.
We are using this week to gage where what our attempts should be. So after yesterday Jim said my first deadlift attempt will be 265, something easy to relax any kind of first time jitters. He said something about maybe being able to do 300 other than that, I’m not too sure. I’m sure I will figure out more as the week goes on.
I ordered my singlet yesterday…here’s hoping it fits (and gets here on time).[/quote]
I think it’s good to open light. Treat it as your last warm up - at least that way you pretty much guarantee yourself a total.
I look at my attempts as:
1 - an easy double/triple on a shitty day
2 - match or just over my gym PB
3 - shoot for the moon, but still something that’s doable
Obviously things change if you’re going for a certain total, or are in a close race for first and want to win, but this way you don’t set yourself up for failure/stress.
And yeah, I hope your singlet gets there on time too… however if you and Molly had to share a singlet between attempts and there was video of it, I’d pee my pants laughing…
[quote]Court wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
sbmart2 wrote:
This is out of control. I’m not quite sure how all the penis talk is ending up in my log.
But on a personal note,Court, stick to the blow jobs, grad school and babys don’t mix so well.
Sorry Ms. Smart. I guess I’m full of piss and vinegar this morning. Stick to celibacy. hahaha
On a serious note, have you laid out your meet attempts?
No problem. I just think it’s amusing that the penis talk keeps landing here as of late.
We are using this week to gage where what our attempts should be. So after yesterday Jim said my first deadlift attempt will be 265, something easy to relax any kind of first time jitters. He said something about maybe being able to do 300 other than that, I’m not too sure. I’m sure I will figure out more as the week goes on.
I ordered my singlet yesterday…here’s hoping it fits (and gets here on time).
I think it’s good to open light. Treat it as your last warm up - at least that way you pretty much guarantee yourself a total.
I look at my attempts as:
1 - an easy double/triple on a shitty day
2 - match or just over my gym PB
3 - shoot for the moon, but still something that’s doable
Obviously things change if you’re going for a certain total, or are in a close race for first and want to win, but this way you don’t set yourself up for failure/stress.
And yeah, I hope your singlet gets there on time too… however if you and Molly had to share a singlet between attempts and there was video of it, I’d pee my pants laughing… [/quote]
I like that concept for attempts, so for deadlifts 265,285-290 (just over my ugly 280 PR on max day),300?
I think we would end up peeing in the singlet from laughing so hard if this were to happen, and that would be really gross! Plus, she’s been on some kind of mission to rip my clothes off lately (I have the ripped shirt to prove it), so this may end up being dangerous.