Brag Thread

When I run they used to when I was younger call me White Shaq, mostly because I probably couldn’t shot past nine feet, but I could hawk a dude anytime I pleased.

I was finally able to do my first squat post surgery…

Just don’t ask for how much weight, its rather depressing

I was the only one in my basic training platoon to qualify expert in both rifle and grenades, max the PT test (108 pushups in 2 minutes, 99 situps in 2 minutes, 2 miles in 12’35"), and hold a squad leader position for damn near a month. I was seventeen.

…and no, this was NOT at Ft. Bragg.

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
I once heard if you eat a lot of protein your poo will sink to the bottom of the toilet. If you dont eat enough protein it floats.
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Whether you lay floaters or sinkers depends on the health and efficiency of your digestive system: floating poo means methane, which probably means not enough intestinal flora (eat more yogurt and raw fruits & vegetables), and too much fat in your diet.

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/floaters.html

(How could you not love a Web site called The Poop Report?)

I have nice big 25.5 inch thighs!

Edit:

But I’m still at 26% bf :frowning:

[quote]Steel88 wrote:
I have nice big 25.5 inch thighs!

Edit:

But I’m still at 26% bf :([/quote]

Since this IS a brag thread;

I’m at 26.5 inch thighs at a supposed 17% BF.

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
I conquered my drug, alcohol and smoking addiction.[/quote]

Kudos. I got two out of three.

I am 30 and I am still in better shape than all my friends. I pay a whole shit load in monthly child support and still manage to go on trips with my girl,while my friends all make excuses. Last year Miami, next month we go to Cali for the wkend then on to a 5 day cruise later this year. I have four of the most beautiful little girls ever. I am in college, I work two jobs, I stopped smoking three years ago, and I am divorced from a person who held me down from being me. There is more but why brag??

[quote]Khaine wrote:
I’ve had a threesome. Once.

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Although not a brag, I’ve turned down 2 different threesomes (w/2 girls) TWICE! Once when I was 17, and the other when I was in college. My ass still has scars from my constant self-kicking. lol

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
I conquered my drug, alcohol and smoking addiction.

Kudos. I got two out of three.

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Why thank you. I wish you luck on your path to success. It will surely come with effort and time.

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
Steel88 wrote:
I have nice big 25.5 inch thighs!

Edit:

But I’m still at 26% bf :frowning:

Since this IS a brag thread;

I’m at 26.5 inch thighs at a supposed 17% BF.

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:frowning:

Clinical Psychologists have jacked my quotes from message boards and printed them in articles (one appeared in Behavioral Therapy) on no fewer than four occasions that I’m aware of. They even gave me credit on seven of them.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
beebuddy wrote:

A girl drank my pee once.

I actually peed directly in a girls mouth once. Sorry to be a one upper, but it’s true.[/quote]

speaking of which, hows your sister?(joking)

It’s my birthday today, and I just started meltdown training

I checked my ego at the door…

Since we’re doing thigh measurements. 28.5

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Since we’re doing thigh measurements. 28.5[/quote]

You forgot the BF%. It renders comparison useless.

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
Brother Chris wrote:
Since we’re doing thigh measurements. 28.5

You forgot the BF%. It renders comparison useless. [/quote]

Maybe it’s the same number.