Humongous Asian Dudes

Man i see this one humongous asian dude come in to my locak gym - he’s like 5’8 with humongous muscles everywhere all bloated and shit. Now let me inform you what a typical chinese person IN CHINA is like.

We ordered a fridge musta been 250 lbs. Little old chinese dude who was 5’8 weighed maybe 130 lbs, put that fucker on his back, climbed up 3 flights of stairs and dropped it right in our office. I went to the fridge and could barely move it.

Not a single chinese guy in all the friggin town was over 150 lbs. Except this fucking giantic walking muscle i saw at one of the local gyms. Thats what this guy in my gym (in the US) was like.

So I see him come in u know couple times a week, always does bench presses and curls only. He struggles to like half-bench 2 plates with a ‘2 man bench’ and then walks around all bloated and huge. He’s prolly half as strong as that little 40 year old chinese guys back in china who was carrying the fridge.

He has gigantic legs but has never squatted. He has huge traps but doesnt deadlift. This is steroids right? How common do u think steroids are just at the local gym… not athletes. Just regular idiots trying to ‘look cool’.

Steroids are illegal, no one ever does steroids.

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

[quote]beeph wrote:
Man i see this one humongous asian dude come in to my locak gym - he’s like 5’8 with humongous muscles everywhere all bloated and shit. Now let me inform you what a typical chinese person IN CHINA is like.

We ordered a fridge musta been 250 lbs. Little old chinese dude who was 5’8 weighed maybe 130 lbs, put that fucker on his back, climbed up 3 flights of stairs and dropped it right in our office. I went to the fridge and could barely move it.

Not a single chinese guy in all the friggin town was over 150 lbs. Except this fucking giantic walking muscle i saw at one of the local gyms. Thats what this guy in my gym (in the US) was like.

So I see him come in u know couple times a week, always does bench presses and curls only. He struggles to like half-bench 2 plates with a ‘2 man bench’ and then walks around all bloated and huge. He’s prolly half as strong as that little 40 year old chinese guys back in china who was carrying the fridge.

He has gigantic legs but has never squatted. He has huge traps but doesnt deadlift. This is steroids right? How common do u think steroids are just at the local gym.. not athletes. Just regular idiots trying to ‘look cool’.

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How the hell do you know that some other guy NEVER squatted?

I train at two gyms. I ONLY do chest and triceps at one because of the better equipment. I guess there is some fucker watching me thinking i ONLY train chest and triceps.

Some of you need to focus on yourselves more than everyone else.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
What the fuck is the point of this thread?[/quote]


“Waaaaah, I’m small and that guy is huge…must be roidz!”
???

[quote]beeph wrote:

He has gigantic legs but has never squatted. He has huge traps but doesnt deadlift. This is steroids right? How common do u think steroids are just at the local gym… not athletes. Just regular idiots trying to ‘look cool’.

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So you think he’s on roids because he’s huge and doesn’t seem to lift much? Then you ask how common roids are at the gym? Just look around. You should already know the answer based on your theory.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
“Waaaaah, I’m small and that guy is huge…must be roidz!”
???[/quote]

I think that about sums it up. Hurrah for jealousy?

[quote]beeph wrote:
Man i see this one humongous asian dude come in to my locak gym - he’s like 5’8 with humongous muscles everywhere all bloated and shit. Now let me inform you what a typical chinese person IN CHINA is like.

We ordered a fridge musta been 250 lbs. Little old chinese dude who was 5’8 weighed maybe 130 lbs, put that fucker on his back, climbed up 3 flights of stairs and dropped it right in our office. I went to the fridge and could barely move it.

Not a single chinese guy in all the friggin town was over 150 lbs. Except this fucking giantic walking muscle i saw at one of the local gyms. Thats what this guy in my gym (in the US) was like.

So I see him come in u know couple times a week, always does bench presses and curls only. He struggles to like half-bench 2 plates with a ‘2 man bench’ and then walks around all bloated and huge. He’s prolly half as strong as that little 40 year old chinese guys back in china who was carrying the fridge.

He has gigantic legs but has never squatted. He has huge traps but doesnt deadlift.
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You see him twice a week, so you assume he only works out twice a week?

Are you there 7 days a week from opening to closing? Are there no other gyms in the region? Is it impossible he owns a squat rack or something similar in his own house?

What the fuck is this?

this thread delivers

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Makavali wrote:
What the fuck is the point of this thread?


“Waaaaah, I’m small and that guy is huge…must be roidz!”
???[/quote]


I like the way you quote things with all this yellow on yellow nonsense going on. I’ll be using it.


I deliver!

You have obviously not been to the South. (Or maybe just Texas…) Theres like only 2 types of Asian in my Areas; thoese who play sports and thoese who study. Very few in between. I dont know where you people get the idea that Asian people are suppose to small and weak.

[quote]mr_slick wrote:
You have obviously not been to the South. (Or maybe just Texas..) Theres like only 2 types of Asian in my Areas; thoese who play sports and thoese who study. Very few in between. I dont know where you people get the idea that Asian people are suppose to small and weak.[/quote]

One of my friends in school trained as much as I did. He weighed about 225lbs back then and we were about the same height. He was also Japanese.

Stereotypes.

If the OP is white we can all safely say he can not dance, likes girls with NO ass, likes mayonnaise, can’t jump and listens to show tunes while having sex in ONLY the missionary position.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I like the way you quote things with all this yellow on yellow nonsense going on. I’ll be using it.[/quote]

LowFatMatt assures me they’re looking into it.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
If the OP is white we can all safely say he can not dance, likes girls with NO ass, likes mayonnaise, can’t jump and listens to show tunes while having sex in ONLY the missionary position.[/quote]

I’m not white, and I:

  • can’t dance
  • like mayo
  • wouldn’t mind show tunes during sex, but only missionary would be kinda boring

[quote]Professor X wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
You have obviously not been to the South. (Or maybe just Texas..) Theres like only 2 types of Asian in my Areas; thoese who play sports and thoese who study. Very few in between. I dont know where you people get the idea that Asian people are suppose to small and weak.

One of my friends in school trained as much as I did. He weighed about 225lbs back then and we were about the same height. He was also Japanese.

Stereotypes.

If the OP is white we can all safely say he can not dance, likes girls with NO ass, likes mayonnaise, can’t jump and listens to show tunes while having sex in ONLY the missionary position.[/quote]


Then I must be really screwed considering I’m white and Chinese.

Maybe the guy’s legs and traps are so large because he spends the rest of his time carry a 'fridge up and down stairs?

I found your retarded lift weights is fake post in the bodybuilding section. What the hell are you smoking?

Wow… being chinese and all , it makes this thread all the more sad.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

I like the way you quote things with all this yellow on yellow nonsense going on.[/quote]

This yellow on yellow violence in Asian threads must stop.