I havent posted here in a month.
I made a log, made 4 posts on it, then my computer crashed, and I couldnt make any more posts.
I just fixed the computer, and I dont give a shit about the log because I acheived what I wanted to do with that thing.
I can do 76 pushups in one minute, bend my fingers back to my hand, make a clover with my tongue, and was named one of the most attractive males at my high school.
I once appeared in a commercial.
I once had a fling with a female 80’s pop singer.
I won a second place PL trophy as a teen.
I do illustration work every month in MuscleMag.
(I have a few more but I’m starting to sound like a dick). LOL
[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
I gave birth to two of my kids with no pain meds what so ever and never complained or cried once.
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Same here. But my second pregnancy delivered twins. Seven pounds each boy, natural childbirth. But I cursed out Yo Daddy like a motherfucker.
im trying my hardest to quit smoking
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I once had a fling with a female 80’s pop singer.
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Are we allowed to try and guess which one?
And the winner for top brag goes too…
[quote]veg wrote:
im trying my hardest to quit smoking
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The black guys where I work call me “the fast white cop”… haha i have some pretty good nick names from them… There’ve been quite a few NFL players come out of the city where I work, and quite a few who couldve made it but the streets got’em first… so I guess I run “okay”… haha
[quote]Electric_E wrote:
And the winner for top brag goes too…
veg wrote:
im trying my hardest to quit smoking
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While that may require the most will power and determination, there are 3 bass players here on this thread who can hum and whistle at the same time. Now, that’s a rare talent that should get an honorable mention.
Anyone can plug a toilet with a massive shit after an eating binge.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Electric_E wrote:
And the winner for top brag goes too…
veg wrote:
im trying my hardest to quit smoking
While that may require the most will power and determination, there are 3 bass players here on this thread who can hum and whistle at the same time. Now, that’s a rare talent that should get an honorable mention.
Anyone can plug a toilet with a massive shit after an eating binge.
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Since everyone is so comfortable talking about their poo, I have a question…
I once heard if you eat a lot of protein your poo will sink to the bottom of the toilet. If you dont eat enough protein it floats.
Is this true???
OK, I’ve got one.
I’ve lost over 30 pounds since February.
That’s fuck all, I lost 120 lbs in one day!
I got divorced 
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Electric_E wrote:
And the winner for top brag goes too…
veg wrote:
im trying my hardest to quit smoking
While that may require the most will power and determination, there are 3 bass players here on this thread who can hum and whistle at the same time. Now, that’s a rare talent that should get an honorable mention.
Anyone can plug a toilet with a massive shit after an eating binge.
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Why the negativity and hateful tone?
And low flow industrial toilets are very difficult to clog without paper.
I won a few slam dunk contests when I was younger (6’6 and white). One time, back in 1985, I went to one in downtown Denver at the Red Shield gym. My dad and I were the only white people in the crowd of about 400, and I took first place. I weighed about 190 then. My signature dunk was 2 balls at the same time, side by side, and they would stick in the net.
Now I’m 280 and have not dunked in 6 years. But I can bench 450.
Also, being a good basketball player, over the years I have been called “white boy” countless times, as in “thats one mad jumping white boy” and recently “damn, you’re a big white boy”( by blacks and latinos). Why do people of other races think this is acceptable? They do not see it as a durogatory term, like peckerwood or cracker, but I don’t see myself calling guys black boys or mexican boys.
[quote]40&Big wrote:
I won a few slam dunk contests when I was younger (6’6 and white). One time, back in 1985, I went to one in downtown Denver at the Red Shield gym. My dad and I were the only white people in the crowd of about 400, and I took first place. I weighed about 190 then. My signature dunk was 2 balls at the same time, side by side, and they would stick in the net.
Now I’m 280 and have not dunked in 6 years. But I can bench 450.
Also, being a good basketball player, over the years I have been called “white boy” countless times, as in “thats one mad jumping white boy” and recently “damn, you’re a big white boy”( by blacks and latinos). Why do people of other races think this is acceptable? They do not see it as a durogatory term, like peckerwood or cracker, but I don’t see myself calling guys black boys or mexican boys.[/quote]
If you were from the Midwest they would call you a “Corn Fed White Boy”. 
I say wear it with pride.
Now get down with ch’o bad self!!!
Another brag:
I did Fear Factor Live at Universal Studios and owned (but sadly, did not win it all).
[quote]40&Big wrote:
I won a few slam dunk contests when I was younger (6’6 and white). One time, back in 1985, I went to one in downtown Denver at the Red Shield gym. My dad and I were the only white people in the crowd of about 400, and I took first place. I weighed about 190 then. My signature dunk was 2 balls at the same time, side by side, and they would stick in the net.
Now I’m 280 and have not dunked in 6 years. But I can bench 450.
Also, being a good basketball player, over the years I have been called “white boy” countless times, as in “thats one mad jumping white boy” and recently “damn, you’re a big white boy”( by blacks and latinos). Why do people of other races think this is acceptable? They do not see it as a durogatory term, like peckerwood or cracker, but I don’t see myself calling guys black boys or mexican boys.[/quote]
yo man i have the same problem, pickup games at the courts my name is white boy, if i know the person idc really but if someone who doesnt know me says it derrogatory to me i jus say “hey jimmy jam, my names matt” or " ok j-kwon we all know im white and male but my names matt"
I conquered my drug, alcohol and smoking addiction.
i did 5X5 with 220lbs in flat bench with my ass on the bench and no bounce at all ( good form) and i plan on doing more… sweet
[quote]diamonddelts59 wrote:
40&Big wrote:
I won a few slam dunk contests when I was younger (6’6 and white). One time, back in 1985, I went to one in downtown Denver at the Red Shield gym. My dad and I were the only white people in the crowd of about 400, and I took first place. I weighed about 190 then. My signature dunk was 2 balls at the same time, side by side, and they would stick in the net.
Now I’m 280 and have not dunked in 6 years. But I can bench 450.
Also, being a good basketball player, over the years I have been called “white boy” countless times, as in “thats one mad jumping white boy” and recently “damn, you’re a big white boy”( by blacks and latinos). Why do people of other races think this is acceptable? They do not see it as a durogatory term, like peckerwood or cracker, but I don’t see myself calling guys black boys or mexican boys.
yo man i have the same problem, pickup games at the courts my name is white boy, if i know the person idc really but if someone who doesnt know me says it derrogatory to me i jus say “hey jimmy jam, my names matt” or " ok j-kwon we all know im white and male but my names matt"
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If it makes you feel any better, I’m not only white but also incredibly pale, red-haired, and overall goofy-looking. The first time I showed up to play at a this one park, people started calling me O’Doyle. On one of the first series of the game I chased down a guy on the break and blocked his lay-up, and everyone started yelling “O’Doyle rules!” I hadn’t seen Billy Madison, so I was fairly confused.
Well, at least they didn’t call you Opie.
Back in the day the brothers all called me Bobbie Jones, because he was the only other white guy they had ever seen dunk.