Hey thar all.
It’s been a while since I was around these parts, (for various socio-economic reasons)
Anyway, despite some issues that affected my “training” (Why did I think it would be a good idea to date a Vegan?) - I have definitely gained a bit of weight and muscle.
Woo, go team.
I’m even getting the envy of the boys and the compliments of the girls to prove it (apparently the look of lean muscle rippling across your shoulders and back is more attractive than the pale-near-translucent bony/ghoul look I was cultivating for years. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?!?!)
Which, for some, might mean Job Done, but I’m not happy - because I was never working out for the looks, I want/ed to improve strength and fitness for work/play, and the sad fact is, I can still barely do five consecutive pull ups, or more than about 50 push ups.
Everything* is getting “bigger”, but it doesn’t seem to be working any better.
Now, I’ll waddle off and read articles and do the right thing, but I wanted to ask here as well - what’s some guidance to focus more on (here it comes…dunnn-dunn-dunnn) “functional” strength?
Also: Lower back/sides - Is there anything even remotely fun that works here? (someone is going to yell at me about deadlifts. Okay, okay, I’ll go watch more videos, see if I can master that dog)
*(with one obvious exception, but hanging a kettlebell off there seems like a bad idea)