I wouldn’t worry. I’d fuck you, big protruding clavicles and all.
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no, I’m referring to every picture
I am not seeking attention, just trying to ease my problems. Would love to see relavant pictures if you have, might convince me
Yes that is my main concern
I don’t think it’s cool for you guys to be making fun of this. Picture the scene:
Marcane, or “Mr Clavicles” as he will forever be known, finally finds the courage to ask out the homecoming queen or whatever. He puts on a suit jacket with the most shoulder padding he can find, and invites her to the movies. Despite his obvious clavicular shortcomings, she agrees.
In the cinema the date couldn’t be more perfect. It’s a horror movie so she’s cuddled in close, her hands clasped tightly around his. Mr Clavicles couldn’t possibly be happier as she rests his head on his shoulder…
Then come the screams. Mr Clavicles turns round in horror to see his beloved with blood pouring from an empty eye socket. There’s pandemonium in the cinema as people are throwing up and trampling each other to escape the grotesque bedlam.
In a move that will haunt him for the rest of his days; Mr Clavicles looks down at his shoulder to see a beautiful blue eye impaled on his clavicle, staring deep, dark, bloody hatred into his very soul.
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haha wtf man
Doesnt matter what you see, only what I see, and I don’t like what I see
That could be big, lead role could be Ryan Reynolds maybe.
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then wear a shirt all the time. problem solved.
I’m actually calling troll now. If this thread was serious he’d have let it die like 50 replies ago. It’s been the same thing over and over for ages.
What do you mean?
So let me ask you a question. What is the end game here? WHAT IF it’s impossible to hide those grotesque, protruding clavicles? Basically, I’m asking about the practicality of this thread. Is there any real world application here? There doesn’t seem to be. In either case, whether or not the clavicle issue (which isn’t ACTUALLY an issue in the first place, that’s in your head) is solvable, it’s still a good idea to lift, right? Isn’t your course of action pursuant to this thread the same?
And @Yogi1 if I didn’t remember LoRez, then I would think this was a troll too. But this guy is EXACTLY like LoRez. Destined to be a shitty lifter forever because he gets caught up in ridiculous minutia. LoRez was also an engineer.
You’re gonna fail if you keep this mentality up marcane. You’re gonna fail hard. If you want to succeed, stop this nonsense.
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Visible through shirts as well
100% srs. Hate it with a passion. Why do you think I even made this thread? I reached out to people in the gym industry seeking knowledge about why it was/how to make it better. Regular people don’t know jack shit about this, including the majority of doctors, PTs etc. “You won’t be able to do something about it” is an answer I won’t take. People can get new hearts, you can get a new face, we can soon travel to other planets and I should think you can’t do something about a bony clavicle?
End game is being proud and happy with what I have achived. Right now it feels like that is never going to happen. After working out for 3 years I expected problems like these to be gone, hence why I feel different in a bad way. Can probably be improved but never 100% achieved due to genetics I guess. I hate limitations and this is one that I don’t know wether I can defeat.
to troll, obviously.
If, on the off chance, this is a serious thread, then there is nothing more anyone else can tell you and you should stop whining and go train. This thread is going in circles which you are perpetuating, and I believe you’re doing that because you’re a troll.
LoRez! I liked that guy. Didn’t he end up doing alright in the end?
For an engineer, you’re being quite blockheaded here. Your problem-solving is garbage. You need to completely rethink your approach to solving this ‘problem’, if your true end goal is being proud and happy.
In life, there are 2 sorts of things. Some things are things we can affect. Some things are things we cannot. If this is a thing that you can change, then you’re taking the steps necessary to change it, and you will see results. If it turns out this is not something in your control, your concerns are unjustified, and you need to seek other methods of being satisfied, proud, and happy. Focus on the goal, man. You’re not doing that. Your goal isn’t ACTUALLY hiding your clavicles. Your goal is to be happy.
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I sorta don’t think so. I know he never made real changes to his body past a very basic level. He just could not get out of his own head, or really focus on the basics of lifting. He was always reinventing the wheel. I doubt much has changed. I actually doubt he still lifts. I know he also battled with depression a fair bit.
that’d be a shame; I hope he still does. I don’t remember his threads all that well but I remember he was super obsessed with that grecian ideal thing that skinny dudes cream their pants over when he first started posting.
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