Big Bench = Bad Shoulders

[quote]helga wrote:
Friends can tell friends to shut the fuck up, and you definately deserved it in that case.[/quote]

As long as we are still friends.

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:

And you keep coming back…[/quote]

You walk into so much, I mean, damn. It’s hard not to.

Which is nothing. Still hiding, claiming to be big and muscular. So after bashing the shit out of BB’s in the push-ups thread, now you’re one of them. I see.

Where have I given any indication of this? You really are a douchebag. I’m 5’9" and 190. The big guys don’t say I’m skinny, because I’m not. I sure ain’t huge, but a stick I’m not. You really are an idiot. Just because I’m not insecure doesn’t mean I think I’m the Juggernaught, bitch.

Whatever you say, O pompous fatass. Moved out of your parents’ house yet, Mr. Bodybuilder-Soldier-Astronaut-Exercise Expert?

Nobody cares if you are a sycophant or not. You are just a pompous, arrogant troll.

So…today is my ME bench day, should I ditch the BB and do it on the Swiss ball or what?

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Matgic wrote:
Apart from the main argument in the thread, the bit about you lowering how impressive your stats are is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Why. Half the dickheads in here are 6-2, 280 and nobody ever calls a bullshit!

And I tell all women that I have a 3" penis because they won’t believe my actual size.

-MAtt

You’ve been quite level headed in your debating. This comment has thrown that all out the window![/quote]

Firstly, I think most of the people who claim to be that big and have a significant prescence on the board have shown pictures or have met someone on the boards who can vouch for it.

And I’m sorry that you feel my penis comment has thrown it all out the window. It’s the simple use of a comedic analogy to prove how ridiculous the claim of lowering your own stats are.

-MAtt

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Swiss Ball functionality right there. By all accounts on this thread, the Cat in the Hat should be able to outbench anyone on T-Nation based on this picture.

DB

Enter T-Nations biggest troll. Any thread goes to hell when this dickhead gets on board.[/quote]

Hehe. You’re unreal. I’m merely the comic relief to lighten things up when dipshits like Thing 1 (Chekmixonit) and Thing 2(Desleepyhead) REALLY get a hard on and can’t help themselves for their arrogance.

And are you really denying that the Cat shows functionality in the picture (which, btw, I did not post) or are you just avoiding it?

Happy masturbating,
DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Swiss Ball functionality right there. By all accounts on this thread, the Cat in the Hat should be able to outbench anyone on T-Nation based on this picture.

DB

Enter T-Nations biggest troll. Any thread goes to hell when this dickhead gets on board.

Hehe. You’re unreal. I’m merely the comic relief to lighten things up when dipshits like Thing 1 (Chekmixonit) and Thing 2(Desleepyhead) REALLY get a hard on and can’t help themselves for their arrogance.

And are you really denying that the Cat shows functionality in the picture (which, btw, I did not post) or are you just avoiding it?

Happy masturbating,
DB[/quote]

Here is evidence that Dr. Seuss was a pioneer of swiss ball use. The two certified fitness trainers are demonstrating proper spotting techniques for this exercise. Dr. Seuss was well know in “entertainment circles” for his exceptional glute and abductor development. He was quoted as saying:

“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Swiss ball is good from my head to my knees.
Fleas, bees, and Schwartzeneger agrees.
The ball will build muscle as big as these.”

[quote]PGJ wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Swiss Ball functionality right there. By all accounts on this thread, the Cat in the Hat should be able to outbench anyone on T-Nation based on this picture.

DB

Enter T-Nations biggest troll. Any thread goes to hell when this dickhead gets on board.

Hehe. You’re unreal. I’m merely the comic relief to lighten things up when dipshits like Thing 1 (Chekmixonit) and Thing 2(Desleepyhead) REALLY get a hard on and can’t help themselves for their arrogance.

And are you really denying that the Cat shows functionality in the picture (which, btw, I did not post) or are you just avoiding it?

Happy masturbating,
DB

Here is evidence that Dr. Seuss was a pioneer of swiss ball use. The two certified fitness trainers are demonstrating proper spotting techniques for this exercise. Dr. Seuss was well know in “entertainment circles” for his exceptional glute and abductor development. He was quoted as saying:

“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Swiss ball is good from my head to my knees.
Fleas, bees, and Schwartzeneger agrees.
The ball will build muscle as big as these.”

[/quote]

PURE BRILLIANCE!!!

DB

[quote]Kratos wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:
You walk into so much, I mean, damn. It’s hard not to.

My pec development may be lagging,

but it’s still better than anything you’ve shown.
[/quote]
Stand by. There will be pictures.

I’m not claiming to be big, just bigger than you.

You really are an idiot. I said Bodybuilders struggle to do anything other than lift and pose on a stage. I have said over and over that I have RESPECT for them. You obviously can’t take much in when you read.

I have competed.

Once again, your reading and comprehension is severely deficient. I asked you if you thought you were big. For reference sake only. I was asking to see what your idea of big was.

Okay. So hard to believe is it? I have been a bodybuilder and a soldier. I don’t know where you got astronaut from but we’ve already gone over your inability to read effectively. Also, I have never claimed to be an exercise expert.

I can’t see how it is hard to be a bodybuilder and a soldier. They weren’t at the same time though! Too much running and rat packs really inhibited growth.

You are completely pompous and arrogant. You go on about how your Avatar and pics give you credability within this site. Personally they look like Brad Pitt out of Fight Club.

We all know how popular that look is on this site. But if that is your goal, kudos Kratos.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Swiss Ball functionality right there. By all accounts on this thread, the Cat in the Hat should be able to outbench anyone on T-Nation based on this picture.

DB

Enter T-Nations biggest troll. Any thread goes to hell when this dickhead gets on board.

Hehe. You’re unreal. I’m merely the comic relief to lighten things up when dipshits like Thing 1 (Chekmixonit) and Thing 2(Desleepyhead) REALLY get a hard on and can’t help themselves for their arrogance.

And are you really denying that the Cat shows functionality in the picture (which, btw, I did not post) or are you just avoiding it?

Happy masturbating,
DB[/quote]

No. You do nothing other than add junk to every thread. I’ve been a long time lurker and I am happy to read the posts of Matgic, Prof X, Amsterdam Animal and so on. I actually find their views, thought out and educated. In fact I actually look forward to their posts.

You on the other hand, I skip over them the second I see them.

[quote]PGJ wrote:
“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Swiss ball is good from my head to my knees.
Fleas, bees, and Schwartzeneger agrees.
The ball will build muscle as big as these.”
[/quote]

Nice one.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
Gay Troll Ball Presses.

I know this has been said many times before, but saying that something is “gay” without giving it the proper meaning makes you look like a sulking 8 year old.

[/quote]
Well, I’m done with your drivel.
It’s about time you left. Take your childish insults and lame arguments with you.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
Those classes are a ridiculous rip-off. quote]
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Have you even been to one of his seminars or taken one of his courses? I didn’t think so. Why don’t you try learning a little before you start bagging it? Oh, that’s right, it sounds like hard work…

[quote]Sxio wrote:

Wow. You really love Chek don’t you? Have you read the interview he did with T-Nation a few months ago? [/quote]

Sure, why?

[quote]Kratos wrote:

Mr. Bodybuilder-Soldier-Astronaut-Exercise Expert?

[/quote]

Im sure everyone seems like a Bodybuilder-Soldier-Astronaut-Exercise Expert to you… No need to get so sulky about it, though.

[quote]PGJ wrote:

“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Swiss ball is good from my head to my knees.
Fleas, bees, and Schwartzeneger agrees.
The ball will build muscle as big as these.”

[/quote]

Haha, I love it.

[quote]PGJ wrote:

“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Swiss ball is good from my head to my knees.
Fleas, bees, and Schwartzeneger agrees.
The ball will build muscle as big as these.”

[/quote]

“My name is Paul Chek, yes, Cheky, I be,
watching my turds is my proclivity.”

“The best feeling in the world; the best feeling inside me,
Was that a movement of the colon or a movement of chi?”

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
You’ll be back telling me how stupid I am.
[/quote]

Someone as stupid as you needs a lot of telling.

[quote]RagingBull wrote:
Someone as stupid as you needs a lot of telling.
[/quote]

Nice one. I notice you just knocked up your 10th post. I went over the other ones. A shitty post about best gym taunts, a couple here with no relation to the actual discussion, and then an insult. It seems to me you will fit in very well on this site.

[quote]RagingBull wrote:
“My name is Paul Chek, yes, Cheky, I be,
watching my turds is my proclivity.”

“The best feeling in the world; the best feeling inside me,
Was that a movement of the colon or a movement of chi?”[/quote]

Lame. You really are struggling here. So what if he is a faggot?

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Please. I do much more than barbell bench.

Did you make this much of a fuss when they explained there was more to a gym than curling and pressing?
[/quote]

Who are “they”?

They are all that is necessary to do the swiss ball press but they are certainly less than adequate for overall chest strength and development.

Perhaps you should read the posts a little better as you never seem to address peoples comments, merely insult and post crap info.

No kidding?