[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Not stronger than pressing from a stable surface. The stable surface allows you to handle more weight.
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Then bring on the machine chest press.
I’ve been dodging that sucker for years. Thanks Zap, your profetic revelation there will give me some great strength and size gains.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The biggest and strongest people I know don’t give a shit about Swiss balls. The weakest and smallest loud-mouths I know do.[/quote]
The biggest and strongest people will in the future. Because they will greatly assist in their development.
[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Check his profile. 6’1" 165 pounds and higher than 10% bodyfat? Doesn’t sound much like a bodybuilder or he even lifts weights. He is lying somewhere.
This is a total troll job. I am out of here.
Idiot. If I give the real stats, nobody would believe me. Yet everyone is too happy to believe me with 6-1, 165.
As I have said before. Read the posts a little more thoroughly. Don’t just read a Prof X reply and take his side without first educating yourself in the topic.
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Apart from the main argument in the thread, the bit about you lowering how impressive your stats are is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
And I tell all women that I have a 3" penis because they won’t believe my actual size.
-MAtt
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
The point is that no one but a complete neophyte
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Ooh, big word.
Nobody said that dipshit. He said relatively new as you get to in a second.
Well what the fuck would he have been putting it in relation to? The thread is basically Swiss Ball vs Bench press. Hmmm. What the fuck could he be relating it to?
I’d say nuts has one t in it. But then again, you are so clever.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
This is great stuff. 2 Trolling in a unified effort. WOW.
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2 people opposing the norm. Yep, they must be trolls.
Great quote. Maybe T-Nation can use it in the strong words section.
Keep telling yourself that.
[quote]Matgic wrote:
Apart from the main argument in the thread, the bit about you lowering how impressive your stats are is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
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Why. Half the dickheads in here are 6-2, 280 and nobody ever calls a bullshit!
You’ve been quite level headed in your debating. This comment has thrown that all out the window!
[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Check his profile. 6’1" 165 pounds and higher than 10% bodyfat? Doesn’t sound much like a bodybuilder or he even lifts weights. He is lying somewhere.
This is a total troll job. I am out of here.
Idiot. If I give the real stats, nobody would believe me. Yet everyone is too happy to believe me with 6-1, 165.
As I have said before. Read the posts a little more thoroughly. Don’t just read a Prof X reply and take his side without first educating yourself in the topic.
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Is it hard to be so arrogant and so wrong at the same time?
[quote]mdragon wrote:
Did you just get out of class or something and are all ready to change the world? Check has a few good things but he is really just a good marketer. Give me a break! He and Pavel what a joke. How much does it cost to get that certification? Hmmm. You can learn the same shit and more without all the bullshit from John Davies for like $150. [/quote]
Give me a break. Paul Chek is to John Davies as Pablo Piccaso is to Jim Davis.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Besides when you make a statement about relation you should complete the statement by stating what the relation is, like- The use of stability balls is relatively new COMPARED to the bench for pressing movements.
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Are you kidding me? Have you read ANY of the preceeding posts?
Or are you just being picky because you lack the brainpower to contribute to the conversation?
[quote]RagingBull wrote:
Is it hard to be so arrogant and so wrong at the same time?
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Keep talking Newbie.
Get some T-Nation respect before you post something to me.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Swiss Ball functionality right there. By all accounts on this thread, the Cat in the Hat should be able to outbench anyone on T-Nation based on this picture.
DB[/quote]
Enter T-Nations biggest troll. Any thread goes to hell when this dickhead gets on board.
Ahhh, more circling and bullshit. That’s about par. And uh, Spelling King, it’s “proPHetic.” My pec development may be lagging, but it’s still better than anything you’ve shown. I know a lot of powerlifters with big chests, and I know for a fact most, if not all of them, have never done Gay Troll Ball Presses. Know what they have done? A whole lotta bench-pressin’. Pull-ups alone have contributed greatly to my lat development; I wouldn’t only use one exercise, but if I had to choose between GTBall Presses and bench, I would surely choose to bench. AND not hurt my shoulders. Wow.
Another thing, Likstesticlees(see, I can make lame Greek references too.), you might as well quit talking about how big you are. Nobody believes you, you've already firmly established that you're full of shit. You sound like a pompous fatass. Why don't you CHEKonIT, jjay, and roargathor go form Trolltron at another forum. It's getting tiresome. I bet at least two of you Keyboard Commandos are the same troll. Anyone else? Well, I'm done with your drivel. Troll on.
[quote]G.O.A.T wrote:
This guy keeps throwing out a line and everyone takes a bite.
By the way, he is now an ex bodybuilder. See the following link.
An interesting read!
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1155368&pageNo=0#1157067[/quote]
I never said that I wasn’t a bodybuilder. I competed for a number of years and have a goal to go back to it with a body built by fitballs, sandbags, kettlebells, bodyweight exercises, kegs (not drinkning), sleds, olympic exercises and medicine balls.
By the way, that was another example of a good thread going under the radar. Yet this thread is approaching 350 replies.
[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
mdragon wrote:
Did you just get out of class or something and are all ready to change the world? Check has a few good things but he is really just a good marketer. Give me a break! He and Pavel what a joke. How much does it cost to get that certification? Hmmm. You can learn the same shit and more without all the bullshit from John Davies for like $150.
Give me a break. Paul Chek is to John Davies as Pablo Piccaso is to Jim Davis.
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So exactly how far did you let Chek stick it it? Those classes are a ridiculous rip-off. It sounds like he reamed you like a clogged drain pipe. Hasta la chingada, TROLLonIT!
[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
RagingBull wrote:
Is it hard to be so arrogant and so wrong at the same time?
Keep talking Newbie.
Get some T-Nation respect before you post something to me.[/quote]
And you think that you have earned any T-Nation resect in the last 3 weeks since you joined!
yeh you got 117 posts, but does that equal respect? I dont think so.
Now I am not saying that I have any more respect around this place than you do, but dont call others out on it when you havent earned it yourself!
[quote]Kratos wrote:
Ahhh, more circling and bullshit.
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And you keep coming back…
Good. I like it.
Indeed.
I’ve shown a picture of a skinny russian. And he’s not too far behind you in the pec department.
Troll Ball Presses now. You have stepped it up a notch.
So why are you lacking?
Just for references sake, do you think you are big?
No, you’ve just got upset because I have not kissed your ass. I saw your pics on the other forum and you probably do okay at nightclubs and etc, but I doub’t anyone would respect you in a gym or bodybuilding contest for anything other than your leaness. If the CK model thing is your bag, then good on you.
As far as Trolltron (lame, lame, lame) goes. I think I will give it a miss. I might look at my strategy here though. I should just start agreeing with you all. Then I can become part of the crew.
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I bet at least two of you Keyboard Commandos are the same troll. Anyone else? Well, I’m done with your drivel. Troll on.[/quote]
You aren’t done with it. Skinny guys hate it when they are called out. You’ll be back telling me how stupid I am.
[quote]Kratos wrote:
So exactly how far did you let Chek stick it it? Those classes are a ridiculous rip-off. It sounds like he reamed you like a clogged drain pipe. Hasta la chingada, TROLLonIT![/quote]
You have officially lost it Spartacus. I like it.
[quote]helga wrote:
And you think that you have earned any T-Nation resect in the last 3 weeks since you joined!
yeh you got 117 posts, but does that equal respect? I dont think so.
Now I am not saying that I have any more respect around this place than you do, but dont call others out on it when you havent earned it yourself![/quote]
I thought we were friends.
Just giving him some of what I got when I first joined this site.
[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Give me a break. Paul Chek is to John Davies as Pablo Piccaso is to Jim Davis.
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Wow. You really love Chek don’t you? Have you read the interview he did with T-Nation a few months ago?
[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
helga wrote:
And you think that you have earned any T-Nation resect in the last 3 weeks since you joined!
yeh you got 117 posts, but does that equal respect? I dont think so.
Now I am not saying that I have any more respect around this place than you do, but dont call others out on it when you havent earned it yourself!
I thought we were friends.
Just giving him some of what I got when I first joined this site.[/quote]
Friends can tell friends to shut the fuck up, and you definately deserved it in that case.