god invented machines to keep the dorks off of the free weights
“I do curls for the girls.”
“Of course I run the Bostone Marathon. How else could I get legs like this?”
Good one Skank.
Hey-today’s a shot day!
lu2
Lift heavy or go home…
…Want me to start your car?
I’m new on this forums but here it goes…
“… YES I DO, SO WHAT!!!..”
growingfast----spoken like someone who has no freakin clue…
To be worn at a commercial gym like Ballys, Golds, or 24 Hr. Bullshit…
“Fuck?”
No one can steal this without my permission cause I stole it from someone else.
FRONT:
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil…”
BACK:
“…cause I’m the scariest mother fucker in this valley.”
Yeah, its sacreligious. Yeah, Im going to hell.
Hold my juice while i fuck your girlfriend
T, good for you and good for me
juice is good for you
i hate taking quizs but i love taking test
i love this thread
This thread friggin rocks!!!
Keep it up fella’s!!
how about:
‘Juice Willis’ and ‘Blame your Trainer’
jaystyles
Inside of me there is a skinny guy trying to get out… but I usually, just shut him up with some D-BALL!
Die Young. Die Strong. Dianabol.
I didn’t feel like reading through this whole thread to see if this had been written in here:
“When I’m not doing Snatch, I’m Jerking.”
It’s definitely my favorite lifting t-shirt.
I WANNA BE A FREAK
Why? Because now I can fit both my balls in your girlfriends mouth.
Shut up and lift
FO
“Yes, I use Steroids, but don’t worry about it. You just keep curling 5 days a week. That works too.”
well this isn’t a funny one but I love the shirt CT had one( i just bought also)
“Train like an Animal to build the beast”
a picture of a gecko with,
“Test, a single shot could gain you 15% or more.”