“They used to call me the Goodyear blimp, now they call me the Goodyear pimp”
“I’d rather have small nuts than big nuts that don’t do jack shit”
Pain is temporary,
Glory if forever.
Bones Heal
Chicks dig scars
LIFT you scrawny bastard, LIFT!
or
EAT you scrawny bastard, EAT!
[quote]ru12nvme wrote:
Susan Sommers…I fucked her!
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ROFL
Ask me about my violent roid rage.
Pass the Test
Smoking, bad for lungs
Drinking, bad for liver
Steroids just let me recover quicker
I’m a juicer and have blender picture with names d-bol, etc
Cows are on steroids, and I eat cows, I’m just cutting out the middle man
I think alot for people have some really great ideas, great thread.
“Don’t Fucking watch me, buy the video tape”
“I can lift all things, Cause I alone give myself the strength”
“If you can read this, You might need a cycle”
“Fee Fi Fo Fum, and you must be Jack?”
“WARNING! THIS IS TEST FROM THE EMERGENCY AAS DEALER”
“Say Hello To My Little Friend”(picture of an amp, pin, or vial)
“The best things come to those who train”
“I AM NOT HERE TO TALK, I AM HERE TO TRAIN!”
“You sunglass wearing, tight pants flaunting, grunting while pushing just the bar, gel in your hair punk, One word, RUN!”
“GO AHEAD ASK ME! I DARE YOU!”
That is about all I can do for now, again this is a great thread.
E who?
EQ!
Written on the back:
“I am not your potential training partner”
“Dude, where’s my needle?”
“You wish you looked this good in a t-shirt.”
“What do you call that exercise? An exercise in futility?”
“Be a man: Take it in the ass.”
“Power Rack: Not just for curls anymore.”
“Yeah, I Cycle: Live Strong.” (Lance Armstrong reference for the clueless)
“Steroids and hemorrhoids: a pain in the ass.”
“Keep your hands off my AAS.”
“Take steroids: Eliminate the middle-cow.”
“Terumo: Putting our pricks in your ass for 40 years.”
“The name’s Ozlol. Stan Ozlol.”
“Thanks for letting me borrow your girlfriend!”
Dont know if anyone said this yet, but some bro got it as his sig on another bb
“Win Hard, Win Strong, Winstrol!”