“Fat people are hard to kidnap”
ROFL!
I’m gonna go get that one made tomorrow.
“Ask me if I take drugs or chew a brick; either way, you’re losing your teeth.”
“Drago Wannabe”
How about these:
For the last time, leave me and David Boston alone!
Why do you think they call me “Vitamin T?”
Hooked on Fina worked for me! 
Hmmm… I was wondering why my chest blew up and I still had the flu.
Hey, I only go to Mexico for the booze.
“You likea the juice?”
Wait, you mean there’s more to Thailand than legal prostitution?
Steroids: cuz if you ain’t cheatin, U AIN’Y TRYIN!
I like my women like I like my performance, ENHANCED.
Steroids, cuz my dealer was out of Heroin.
Hey, Testosterone is natural.
I don’t have to do steroids and you don’t have to be a weakling.
What’s worse: lifters w/ M-1-T or militias M-16s?
Got Roids?
Steroids: Because smaller potatoes make the meat look bigger.
I’m thinking of doing some of these slogans on some shirts…
As long as they are not owned by someone already…
If I choose a slogan that you posted I will PM you…
I will also send a shirt to you with your slogan on the back for free and give you props on the shirts under your slogan kinda like this…
“It could be worse I could be you”
(redmeanie 3/24/2004)
Im bored and need something to do since my accident and I think this would keep me busy at home…
Slogan: I don’t care if I die, as long as I look good in the coffin.
“Steriods cuz my ex said I had no orals.”
The V-8 forgot the T
Leave me alone, I have had enough Test for one day.
or
Don’t test me!!! (I Test myself)
If life is a Test then take Test all your life
PUMPING IRON,
PUMPING MEAT,
BOTH GO HAND IN HAND,
AND THEY DO A BODY GOOD!!!
BARTON
“If you have to ask…
…you wouldn’t understand.”
“I stuck a needle in my ass and all I got were these lousy muscles”
Do I use Test? Wait, that’s your girlfriend on my cell…
ASS TO GRASS!!!
“My balls may not be big, but look at my biceps”
I know nothing about roids, so i’m tossing out the name of a random drug here, someone replace with a crappy one.
“My brother went to Mexico, and all he got me was some shitty Dynabol.”
(Along the lines of the shirts that say “My brother went to mexico, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt”)
LMAO!!! I’m going to copy and paste all these and bank off you guys! J/p…
“Sorry ladies, I’m taken… I’m in love with Ana Polon.”
“Testosterone… is IT in you?”
“Don’t even think about asking me if I’m juicing. I eat the whole fruit.”
“Hey buddy, you better train your legs because I heard it’s going to be windy tomorrow and I’d hate to see the wind blow your top heavy ass over and mess up your spiked blonde hair.” -All the frat guys at my University have the same spatula build with dyed blonde spiked hair. Guess it would be more of an inside joke.
To answer all the questions you hear
from all the metrosexuals at the gym. What’s your name? How much do you bench? Do you take… steroids? Can you get me some?
“Matt. More than you. Yes. HELL NO!”
Keep them rolling in guys. You’d be stupid not to take advantage of the new low price of GROW! and Surge. Thank you Biotest!!
I am a cheater
I just put on 20 pounds of zits
I am the same loser, I just have bigger muscles
I am still insecure
TEST- so I can beat up all the guys sleeping with my girl
Steriods- so I can continue not to work hard
I take steriods because I hate everything in my life
growing fast those slogans suck…
bahaaha jaystyles that dog pic rocks, i was thinking of something like that with richard simmons pic, in fact, richard simmons syringe/red eyes would be funny… “winny simmons: sweatin` to the …”