1999 Bill Clinton
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
2008 Anrold Swarchenegger
“I did not take chemicals while bodybuilding”
I was already a ragoholic
I already had a small prick
We’re all gettin cancer eventually
SO JUST SHUT UP AND
LET ME TAKE MY STEROIDS
“Natural” is not the look I’m going for.
“I fought Steroids, but the steroids won”
lmao scrappy. i would buy a box of those.
“warning! when im on a cycle i have an uncontrollable urge to dry-hump everything i see.”
Oh yeah, how bout buying a box of these
Drago…The human steroid
Drago…would get love to get a blood test but his blood is test
Winny…cause I figure I can’t losey.
EQ…It’s not just for audio anymore.
WESTERN UNION
The fastest way to send your steroid dealer money with anonyminoty
SWEAT
That thing you do waiting on a shipment.
SHIT
That thing you do when you get a customs seizure letter.
HOLY SHIT
That thing you say when you package actually arrives and everything is there.
Why are you staring at me? Do I have leftover cum on my shorts from fucking your girlfreind?
If your mom was here I would make her a protein shake.
CARDIO
Running from the scene of the crime.
The second one should read
Drago…would love to get a blood test but his blood is test
if your mom was here i would make her a protein shake. that is disgusting and hilarious all in one!
how about this for a shirt. “dont worry, i cant get your girl pregnant because i am juicing right now”
ARIMIDEX:
Because tits are for chicks
You know you’re a juicehead if
YOUR ASS IS SORE…AND YOU’RE A HETEROSEXUAL
The difference between me and you…
(a pic of the test structure)
CYCLING…without a bike
I ‘heart’ Dan Duchaine
Attention: Do Not Attempt to Regulate:
Tax Paying Steroid User
If my parents were built better I wouldn’t need all these steroids
Underground Lab Wear:
Good news… I just saved 15% on my Dbol
Warning:
I’m not sure what I’m on.
Some guy makes it in his bathtub.
Use (written small ‘benzyl’) Alcohol Responsibly
…or how about a detailed recipe for home brew fina on a t-shirt…
BAN VIAGRA—
It gives the user an unfair advatage over the other guy that is banging his wife!
“Milligrams for Kilograms”
jaystyles
Jay—Cool Pic…YO querdo Sostenon 250?
Some wise sayings:
A Nolva a day keeps the gyno away.
Don’t be milligram wise and gram foolish.
Blood is thicker that water, especially when it’s loaded with oil based injectables.
My mom told me the devil finds work for empty hands - so I keep an amp in one hand and a syringe in the other.
Politicians: Because sometimes you get tired of chicken and beef.
“bowflex body… naw just joking”
“AAS” you “ASS”
“I’m in GEAR”
“Gear Head”
“I love Cycling”
“Science Project”
“Me + T”
“100% real Juice”
“Those are not raisins they’re my NUTS”
“I’ve jacked off so many times in the shower everytime it rains I get a hard-on”
“I Quit Steriods…next month”
“Natural Sucks”
“Got Gear”
“Less Talk More Lift”
“If I looked like you suicide would be a viable option”
“Fat people are hard to kidnap”
“F*CK THE F.D.A.”