The idea was “HIT IT HARDWEAR”
Just because I use steroids does’nt mean that I don’t have to train…it just means I have to train harder.
Don’t hate me because I use steroids…Just hate me period.
Excuses are for the pussies at home watching the BOWFLEX commercial
Steroids…I tried to quite…but who the hell likes a quitter.
Make sure you aspirate before you perspirate
Susan Sommers…I fucked her!
The Gazelle is something you hunt jackass!
The Crossbow is something you use to hunt the Gazelle.
I don’t do steroids…I eat at Subway.
Not steroids…Creatine…So don’t ask
If your ass ain’t touching the grass then get the fuck out of the squat rack!
Bend the bar, be nice to the ladies…fuck everything else!
Is there a moment in your life greater than when you maxing out?
REMEMBER
when you’re on on your last rep, last set, dog assed tired…that fucker on the stage next to you could win so do one more.
OVERTRAINING…What the fuck is that?
Need steroid advice log onto T-mag.
I hope the comment about a poem that could tear our hearts out was in jest.
actually, it could go either way. I meant one that could make you cry but I have been know to write a few nasty ones for some people that deserved them.
Whetu
March 8, 2004, 6:19am
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“I wish i was that cool, then i wouldn’t need the steeroids”
i pissed my pants when he said that. he is so fukn Dry.
system
March 8, 2004, 8:41am
46
Shit guys - that’s the best laugh I’ve got here in ages …
Somebody (TC? CS?) please start printing these t-shirt slogans I’ll take at leats 15 of those slogans above …
Man - ru12nvme you’re gifted - get that man a serious job in advertising …
“Do I take roids? … No I just say my prayers and take my Vitmains like Hulk Hogan said”
you have to like the Got Fina one with a picture of cows. laters pk
my last post got messed up, here you go
“Steroids… Hey at least its not Crack”
Image of a yoked out draft horse with the slogan
“Seabisquit’s my bitch”
Honorable mentions…
“What are you looking at? It’s glandular!”
“mmmm Juicy”
“Winnny University” with the school motto “trainin’, painin’, and gainin’”
“Dbol State Athletic Dept.”
Just a few… Doesn’t match up to RU, but what the hell…
Steele
March 8, 2004, 3:56pm
50
“…and this one time, at weight-lifting camp, I stuck a needle in my ass…”
A twist on the “Band Camp” line from “American Pie”. (Just in case you guy’s didn’t get it)
Here’s a classic…
Die big, die bald, dianabol.
and how about…
On the front “How much do I bench?”
In the last week I’ve been asked by 3 different pencil necks how much I bench and it’s the reply I’ve given each of them
“PETA”
-People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
jaystyles
Attention Ladies:
STEROIDS…A good reason to stop drinking
I’m on Steroids… No, not the ones you took for allergies
I would never take steroids…
I was an angry asshole before the steroids…SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
ATTENTION LAW ENFORCEMENT:
Debo
March 8, 2004, 8:19pm
57
“10% Natural Bodybuilder”
Gym membership $45/month
Droog
March 9, 2004, 1:42am
60
“D-Bol: quality physiques since 1955.”
