got roids?
wheres the d-bol?
Intravenous is bad for da Penis!
“I may be ugly, but I’m bigger than you and I can kick your ass.”
holy shit, RU, how long did that take you??
“GOT JUICE”
fueled by Upjohn
seems somewhat appropriate
“3 servings of juice a day, just like the pyramid says.”
“picture of the He-Man cartoon”
By the power of Stanozol!!! I am Winstrol V-Man
“I’m not scared of needles”
“Barbeque is not my favourite source” (sic)
“Shrunken nuts make your dick look bigger”
“Pass the test”
A slightly more subtle approach.
I love “pass the Test”.
People who are ignorant about steer-oids won’t get it, but users/knowable persons will.
OF COURSE IM NATURAL
(Im on an offcycle!)
One of the aerobic instructors at the gym (hard body with store bought tits), dated a major dealer.
She made herself a t-shirt with prints from all the different fronts on the boxes he had laying around…
Pretty cool 
Love the: “Got test?” idea…
Sponsorship t’s would be cool too
No, I have never done steroids, that needle sticking out of my ass is from some Eskimo who thought I was a whale
RU that was hilarious.
I have the shirt with the picture of the cowand it says " GOT FINA?" I barely ever bring it out though
“Up the Dosage” was on a banner in the gym a friend of mine used to train in.
GOT FINA?
(from the site of the same name)
“Take all the drugs my body can handle, take all the…”
(overheard a pro bb chanting this while doing overhead tricep extensions)
Juice-OTC-Vacation Mexico!
D-nobody can eat just one!
nice AAS!
“Sus do it” ( nike swoosh)
The fast and the finaplix ( like fast and furuois)
Testerone…15,000 more times anabolic than Nitrotech
make from 10% real juice
“If you really wanna know…its from spinach”
I Juice, Therefore I Am
…stronger than you are!
100% Natural
…MY ASS!!!
Asking if…
I’M ON 'ROIDS
may be Hazardous
to your health
The truth is I can write a poem in five minutes flat that would probably tear all your hearts out. I have the ability to write…It just comes to me. It only took me about ten minutes to come up with all of those and that is because I had to type and proofread. I actually have a freind that screenprints and I have told him he should start a new line of clothing…he said sure, all I gotta do is put up the money. I ain’t got no fucking money, just ideas.
Don’t ask if I use and I won’t ask how much you’re still benching.
Property of Veterinary Test Lab
Superman is from Kyrpton. I’m from Sustanon.
Never cheat on the Test.
I know Laura Bolin.
You take cream & sugar, I take clen & sust.