[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
howie424 wrote:
theres just some kid in school i wanna knock out…i plan on just walking up to him and nailing him
Be sure to use protection,son.
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I’m not a fudgepacker. Get your mind out of the gutter.
As for a kick in the balls, thats cheap, I just wanna teach him a lesson. I suppose a cage fight could do that.
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
just taser him[/quote]
DONT TAZE HIM BRO.
[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
just taser him
DONT TAZE HIM BRO.[/quote]
lol
Wait till March 14th…go watch Never Back Down…then PWN his ass! 
Lots of good answers. Honestly, a hook to the chin will put just about anybody down.
A jab to the eye will leave a nice mark and cut alot of guys.
If you are in trouble-danger, the throat is the way to go, but you are really going to hurt him, so be prepared for that.Where not to punch him? The forehead. I punched this cro-mag in the dome, knocked him back, and looked down at my hand, my middle knuckle was over by my pinky. Fucked my hand up real good.
alternatively just butt scoot towards him, pull rubber guard and start throwing elbows…
[quote]howie424 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
howie424 wrote:
theres just some kid in school i wanna knock out…i plan on just walking up to him and nailing him
Be sure to use protection,son.
I’m not a fudgepacker. Get your mind out of the gutter.
As for a kick in the balls, thats cheap, I just wanna teach him a lesson. I suppose a cage fight could do that.
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My first thought on reading this? Don’t be a dick. What’s this guy done to you to piss you off so much?
Best place to hit someone? Dark alleyway or club toilet where there are no witnesses, then hit them with some brass knuckles or a baseball bat in the face. If you’re lucky, it won’t leave any physical evidence (of you) and if no one saw you, you’re home free. But then if you’re going to that much trouble, why not use a knife and finish it for good? I’ve heard one of the favorite ways for Russian agents to eliminate someone during the cold war was to use a silenced pistol in a crowd, plug the guy in the stomach a couple of times, he’ll be carried along by the momentum of the crowd, putting more distance between him and the shooter.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
There are several good areas to hit that won’t cause permananet damage. The solar plexus is an excellent target, and will knock the wind out of someone if you hit hard enough.
A hook to the liver, kidneys, or the floating ribs, is also enough to put someone down with a low liklihood of doing lots of damage.
A hook to the temple will knock someone down or out if you hit it right.
If they haven’t had their nose busted before, a straight left, or sometimes even a jab, will be enough to break it.
The shin scrape is a great move also, as someone else said.
For those of you that said the throat, well, that ain’t too bright. It’s harder to not kill someone with a throat shot than it is to just hurt’em. This puts you in a world of legal hurt.
When you go for a guy’s eyes, ears, nose, throat, and groin, you have to realize that you’re taking it up a notch- it isn’t just a barroom brawl at that point, you’re taking it to the combat level. Be prepared to either A) get seriously, seriously fucked up if you lose or B) Get in serious legal trouble if you win.
Those are the last places to go to, the ones when your life is absolutely in danger, i.e. attacker wields a knife, there is more than one, or someone you love is threatened.
Careful.[/quote]
Great Post, the whole throat, eyes etc… thing brings it to a different level. That will never blow over. Turning a bar fight into a life and death struggle is usually a bad idea.
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
alternatively just butt scoot towards him, pull rubber guard and start throwing elbows…
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QTF…end of thread!! LOL…I would die if I saw someone scooting on their ass trying to pull guard in a street fight. Maybe some of the 15 year old bad asses that train with us will test that out.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Xen Nova wrote:
alternatively just butt scoot towards him, pull rubber guard and start throwing elbows…
QTF…end of thread!! LOL…I would die if I saw someone scooting on their ass trying to pull guard in a street fight. Maybe some of the 15 year old bad asses that train with us will test that out.[/quote]
Story my old MMA instructor told me (not sure if it’s true or not, but quite funny anyway), inside a night club, two guys start arguing about something, so they step outside to settle it. One of the guys, being a BJJ guy, pulls guard on the other thinking he’ll wrap him up and hurt him, not realising that this other guy also does BJJ. So, the second guy, not wanting to get into a long grappling match, takes the initiative and shoves his thumb up the other guys arse (don’t ask how or why, I have no idea). Apparently that ended the fight pretty quickly.
Edit: Note to the BJJ kiddies reading this, even if the other guy doesn’t know any ground fighting, pulling guard in a fight is not a great idea unless you want to put yourself in a prime position to get a kick in the head from one of his friends.
In the boxing ring.
While a 50 caliber in the back is great, I prefer a 308 to the brainstem if you’re closer.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
In the boxing ring.[/quote]
How do I get him into a boxing ring AND surprise him with a baseball bat?
[quote]orion wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
In the boxing ring.
How do I get him into a boxing ring AND surprise him with a baseball bat?[/quote]
That, my young friend, you will have to figure out for yourself. If we gave you all the answers, where would the challenge lay?
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
There are several good areas to hit that won’t cause permananet damage. The solar plexus is an excellent target, and will knock the wind out of someone if you hit hard enough.
A hook to the liver, kidneys, or the floating ribs, is also enough to put someone down with a low liklihood of doing lots of damage.
A hook to the temple will knock someone down or out if you hit it right.
If they haven’t had their nose busted before, a straight left, or sometimes even a jab, will be enough to break it.
The shin scrape is a great move also, as someone else said.
For those of you that said the throat, well, that ain’t too bright. It’s harder to not kill someone with a throat shot than it is to just hurt’em. This puts you in a world of legal hurt.
When you go for a guy’s eyes, ears, nose, throat, and groin, you have to realize that you’re taking it up a notch- it isn’t just a barroom brawl at that point, you’re taking it to the combat level. Be prepared to either A) get seriously, seriously fucked up if you lose or B) Get in serious legal trouble if you win.
Those are the last places to go to, the ones when your life is absolutely in danger, i.e. attacker wields a knife, there is more than one, or someone you love is threatened.
Careful.[/quote]
FI
Excellent frickin post and advice. I’m not even going to answer since it would be redundant.
I’m just going to speculate here but my guess is you may have employed some of these techniques over the years…just saying:)
It’s surprising what a good hard bitch slap can do, first who ever you hit will be freaked the hell out that a grown man would slap another and second they are prone for the taking while still trying to figure out what happened.
I used to know a guy that got in too many fights to keep hanging with him but that was his first move everytime, never saw him lose a fight.
[quote]hedo wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
There are several good areas to hit that won’t cause permananet damage. The solar plexus is an excellent target, and will knock the wind out of someone if you hit hard enough.
A hook to the liver, kidneys, or the floating ribs, is also enough to put someone down with a low liklihood of doing lots of damage.
A hook to the temple will knock someone down or out if you hit it right.
If they haven’t had their nose busted before, a straight left, or sometimes even a jab, will be enough to break it.
The shin scrape is a great move also, as someone else said.
For those of you that said the throat, well, that ain’t too bright. It’s harder to not kill someone with a throat shot than it is to just hurt’em. This puts you in a world of legal hurt.
When you go for a guy’s eyes, ears, nose, throat, and groin, you have to realize that you’re taking it up a notch- it isn’t just a barroom brawl at that point, you’re taking it to the combat level. Be prepared to either A) get seriously, seriously fucked up if you lose or B) Get in serious legal trouble if you win.
Those are the last places to go to, the ones when your life is absolutely in danger, i.e. attacker wields a knife, there is more than one, or someone you love is threatened.
Careful.
FI
Excellent frickin post and advice. I’m not even going to answer since it would be redundant.
I’m just going to speculate here but my guess is you may have employed some of these techniques over the years…just saying:)
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Haha. Thanks.
Let’s just say that no phrase in the English language turns my stocmach so badly as hearing, “I want to press charges.”
Except maybe, “I’m pregnant.”
But then I’ve never head that one… but I’d imagine it sound just as terrible.
[quote]orion wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
In the boxing ring.
How do I get him into a boxing ring AND surprise him with a baseball bat?[/quote]
Stuff it in your shorts. With any luck he will go for a low shot. Then there will be no doubt as to who is the bigger man.
As to the bitch slap, if done properly it can basically be an open handed hook. It’s not as powerful, but you are less likely to damage your fist and they arn’t going to go running to cops saying that you slapped them.
Pick a fleshy spot or a place that isn’t bone – the neck is great but a hard target if one is inexperienced. An open handed strike with the fleshy part the hand is perfect for the nose.
A big mistake people make when punching with the fist is striking with the index and middle-finger knuckles. This is a wrong because they are unsupported. Use instead, the pinky and ring-finger knuckles as they are supported by the ulna (the minor bone in the forearm). I would also practice striking hard surfaces to toughen up that part of the fist so that when the time comes you won’t be taken by surprise.
For a more deadly effect, I would take out the knee of the opponent with in instep stomp or a low kick to the outside of the knee inward toward the other knee. If the opponent falls stomp him in the throat with your heel. Beware, his arms have not been immobilized so he could still grapple you to the ground. If you strike the face in the immediate instance that you go to place a knee kick this might mitigate the opponents arms as he will most likely grab his struck face in surprise. If this is your plan of attack be prepared to follow through and take him out quick