This is not really a monologue, it is short but it says it all.
Jesse Ventura in Predator. I aint got time to bleed.
It ain’t Sargeant Carter…
The Corp “Officially” denounced it…
“Unofficially” it got an “Ooo-rah”…!
Critics didn’t know what the hell to think…
If you don’t like it, guess what?
“…I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL fuck you…!”
Now “Get Some…”
Mufasa
[quote]davidtower wrote:
Dennis Hopper (and Walken) from True Romance
- YouTube [/quote]
Bastard. You beat me to it.
[quote]Bujo wrote:
davidtower wrote:
Dennis Hopper (and Walken) from True Romance
Bastard. You beat me to it.[/quote]
almost forgot that one, good call.
starts around 2:20
Butters- South Park
Still great no matter how many times I watch it.
starting at about 0:35:
Conan the Barbarian
Not from a movie, but still a very motivational speech, from Mr. Dwight Schrute.
My all time favorite from The Great Santini:
Also from The Great Santini (starting at 8:38):
The one from “Good Will Hunting” where Robin Williams talks about “the good stuff” describing marriage.
[quote]ephrem wrote:
…it was relevant in 1976, and even more so today, ‘Network’: Network- I'm Mad as Hell - YouTube
I was going to post this one. Watching it again actually brought a tear to my eye… no joke.
One of my favorites, From Team America:
“Well, uh being a dick ain’t so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. [Gary listens] Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinkin’ it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because… pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get?? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!!” [Gary throws up for the first time]
And
“I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn’t wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Caddem McCavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteaser held me down, and… I was raped by a Mr. Mestophenes.”
The end of First Blood.
“Nothing is over, nothing. You can’t just turn it off.” That one
Rutger Hauer’s death speech from Blade Runner:
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Two pages, and none of you pricks posted anything from a Rocky movie?
You all need to go change your fucking tampons.
or this -
Rocky Balboa's inspirational speech to his son. - YouTube [/quote]
This one’s the best.
Two of Clint’s greatest hits:
and
Samuel L Jackson in Unbreakable
You know what the scariest thing is?
To not know your place in this world
To not know why you’re here
That’s just an awful feeling
There were so many times i questioned myself
I almost gave up hope
So many sacrifices…
Just to find you
You’re alone in this world
And god is not here
Couldn’t find it on youtube, but someone used it as an intro in a hardcore record:
And American Psycho:
