What is best in life,
“to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women”
Conan the Barbarian for those of you who don’t know.
“Si vis pacem, para bellum.” -Frank Castle (The Punisher)
“I’ll be back.” -Arnold (Terminator)
“It’s not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.” -Rocky Balboa
“If you’re pushed, killing is as easy as breathing.” -John Rambo
“I’m not afraid of death. I’m afraid of not being with you.” -Mandy Moore (A Walk to Remember)
“Get to the choppa!”
-Machine
Josey: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: Man’s got to do something for a living these days
Josey: Dying aint much of living boy.
–Outlaw Josey Wales
“Peace isn’t the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.”
–Air Force One
“Is that right, Rambo?”
–Boondock Saints
Raising Arizona (1987) – At his wife’s request H.I. McDunnough goes into a convenience store to buy some diapers for the baby. While he is there he decides to rob the place (with an unloaded pistol).
“I’ll be taking these Huggies…and whatever cash ya got.”
“I don’t share shit”- Chazz Micheal Micheals Blades Of Glory
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat” - Jaws
put the fuckin lotion in the basket
-silence of the lambs
“I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!”
“Laugh while you can, monkey boy!”
From the movie “Jarhead”.
Sgt. Siek: I could be working with my brother right now. He’s got a dry-wall business in Compton. Does the inside of office buildings; you know, the metal studs. I could be his partner, said he’d give me that brand new Dodge Ram Charger. You know, the 318 Magnum, the beast.
All indoor work, too, lots of AC. I could sleep with my wife every night, fuck her, maybe; take my kids to school every morning. And I’d run his crews, too, probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. Make $100K a year. Do you know why I don’t? Because I love this job. I thank God for every fucking day he gives me in the Corps, oorah.
“Keaton was Keyzer Soze.” - Usual Suspects
“You work at jobs you hate, so you can buy shit you don’t need.”
- Tyler Durden, Fight Club
“I’m so wet right now!”
“Yeah, I learned about that in health.”
-Superbad
Here’s a bunch from one of my favorite “one liner” movies of all time Army of Darkness:
“Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.”
“Yo, she bitch! Let’s go”
Shela: “You found me beautiful once.”
Ash: “Honey, you got REAL ugly.”
Henry The Red: “I am Henry The Red, Lord of the Netherlands and king of it’s people.”
Ash: “Well helllo Mr. Fancypants. Listen I got news for you, pal, you aint leadin but two things right now; Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.”
Evil Ash: "You will never get the Necranomacan!
Good Ash: “Hey, what’s that on your face?”
Evil Ash: “Where?”
Good Ash: (Throws dirt on Evil Ash’s face)
“Maybe just maybe my boys can do it. Maybe I’m a Chinese Jet Pilot.”
Here’s a couple more:
“I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum.” -They Live
“You know. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Now don’t you go dying on me!” -Dumb and Dumber
Harry: “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid!? Loyd, Petey didn’t even have a head!”
Loyd: “Harry, I took care of it.”
(Later)
t.v. reporter: “And coming up next, the tragic story of a blind Rhode Island boy who was duped into buying a dead bird.”
Blind boy: “I just thought he was real quite.” -Dumb and Dumber
“Tick tac sir?” -Dumb and Dumber
Harry: “Jeez, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.”
Loyd: Yeah, that John Denver’s fulla shit man." -Dumb and Dumber
Seth: “Rule #1: You make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise. You have a question, Mr. 44 has your answer. You understand?”
Hostages: “Yes, sir.”
Seth: “Good. Rule #2: You do what we say, when we say it, because if you don’t, see Rule #1. And don’t even try to fucking run from us, because I have 6 little friends in here that can run a hell of a lot faster than you.” -From Dusk till Dawn
“Come back here you yellow bastards! I’ll bite your bloody legs off!” -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Bridge Keeper: “What is your favorite color?”
Sir Gallahad: “Blue, no YELLLLOOOOOOOOWWWW…” -Month Python and the Holy Grail
Sir Bedavir: “How do you know she’s a witch?”
Townsman: “She turned me into a newt!”
Sir Bedavir: “A newt?”
Townsman: “I got better.”
Ok, that’s enough for now.
[quote]machine514 wrote:
“Get to the choppa!”
-Machine[/quote]
I like it and from the same movie, “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” (to be quoted in heavy German/Austrian accent)
How do you kill innocent women and children?
Easy! You just don’t lead them as much!
-Full Metal Jacket
I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer.
-Dazed and Confused
“In this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”
“Will you get a move on, I haven’t got all night.”
-Marv, being read his last rights before execution, Sin City
“And after I pull off that miracle maybe I’ll go punch out God.”
-Hartigan, Sin City
“Pain or damage don�??t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you�??re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man�?� and give some back.”
-Swearengin