Best Film Monologue Ever?

Darn! Almost forgot the intro to Mad Max 2:

The opening scene in ‘Patton’ is pretty great.

Another great one is in ‘Snatch’ when Bullet-Tooth Tony is talking to those punks…
“You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns…”

Alec Baldwin in Malice. “Do I have a God complex?”

Simultaneously a good monologue and a law that governs our species:

One of the best monologues from the show:

Yeah, I know it’s not a movie…

[quote]SinisterMinister wrote:
Another great one is in ‘Snatch’ when Bullet-Tooth Tony is talking to those punks…
“You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns…”[/quote]

“I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fuckin’ Bobcats!”

You have to love Ari Gold.

Every self-centered short-sighted brat needs to here this speech from Rock.