Today at Oprah:“Merrages lost by submission! Husbant turns gay.”
In his comeback match after a long layoff due to numerous surgeries, Chong Li forces Dux to say mate, thus avenging the humiliating loss suffered in their previous bout.
Testosterone: Get caught slippin’, next thing ya know…ya might be between a rock, hard and a wet place!
Alpha Male: Builds character, testosterone and foreplay all at once.
George lost his strip poker game to Jen when he asked to see her “hole” card way to often.
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“Uncle!!!”
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Ok, I admit it, the high heels go better with YOUR outfit.
All things considered, Dave’s job as interviewer for the Howard Stern show could have been worse.
Does your head make my thighs look fat?
“When Billy Bob went to the physical therapist to try A.R.T. for his sore neck, he did not know it would hurt so good”.
laters pk
When I said you throw like a girl, I meant it as a compliment.
Althought George “Rush” St. Pierre’s desire to be a woman and subsequent sex change operation ultimately led to his retirement from the UFC, he found that old habits were hard to break and he could not overcome his desire to submit any man who dared to touch him.
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DB
The T-vixen in her natural habitat shows the T-mag suppliers how frustrated she is with the store running out of Grow!, Metabolic Drive, ZMA, and Flameout.
“She’s got legs, shes knows how to use them” (ZZ Top 
Chet had a hard time remembering that the correct sequence of performing his exercises on powerlifting days was to clean the snatch before he jerked.
There have got to be better ways to strengthen your cooter than this!!!
PRODUCT RECALL. Due to an error in packaging, bottles of Fahrenheit purchased on 1st April 2006 contain Alpha Male instead. Please return for a full refund.
Hm.
Fear me, for I am the Crimson Avenger! Emotional, Bitchy and all around Nutjob!
" How many times do I have to tell you that is a clit, not a dick, and I am not on steroids!"
Jenny enjoys finally being able to say she has a pussy between her legs again.