[quote]Fit-Sage wrote:
Chris De Burgh’s stalker inspires him to change a word or two in his 1986 classic, “Lady In Red”…
The lady in red is wrestling with me
Cheeks to cheek
There’s nobody here
It’s just you and me
It’s where I wanna be
But I hardly know this vixen by my side
I’ll never forget the way I shook tonight[/quote]
This one is definitely a contender. Good stuff.
ThighMaster:Feminist Edition
Ok fine you don’t have to go Brazilian, but please trim the hedges a little…
When Training partners go bad VI.
Ok, we can get TeVo.
I told you to by more Tampons.
Alright baby, you can have the remote back.
What do you mean they ran out of condoms.
Honey! This is not what you bought a thighmaster for!
“Ok, honey, I think Mr. McMahon has seen enough…”
Some guys get all the luck
“Honey! I know how you are always saying ive got eyes in the back of my head. But no matter how hard you try, I’ll never have a tongue there.”
You think Amy’s thighs are putting that look on Bill’s face?
…be glad you can’t see what her toes are doing.
Disgusted with himself after realizing that his girlfriend was more muscular than him, Jim agreed to be put out of his misery in the most enjoyable way possible…
T-Nation writers vs. Oxygen writers face off in a free for all. Let’s look in and see how the match is progressing…
NorskGoddess shows TC her displeasure with Friday’s powerful image
Repeat after me:
“I will not leave the toilet seat up…
I will not leave the toilet seat up…”
After trying every other training type to put on some muscle mass, Bob figured the “No Pain, No Gain” philosophy would work best with his favorite personal trainer.
a VERY “Desperate Housewife”
“I am going to shove your head into my pussy whether you like it or not!”
“Thighs Gone Wild”
From that day on, John didn’t dare to complain about his tight suboccipitals again…
“FATALITY!” 
Put the master in Thighmaster and develop strong thighs that will make a cuckold out of your man.