A guys worst nightmare: Girl with a stinky coochie says, “You said you were hungry…now EAT!”
Bob learns that substituting homemade equipment for the thigh-master isn’t a good idea.
“…and than we all agreed that those swiss memory foam pillow people have finally gone too far…”
“Behind the scenes at the world famous Kama Sutra Development Center.”
“I swear i saw Arnold do this onece…”
“Weider Principle #1,234,534 - do it 'til your face face turns red, thereby fully bringing into action the less underutilized type 3zb muscle fiber hidden under the cheek and jaw bones which we all know as the hidden link to bicep peak due to its scinatic connection at a micellar nuclear and…oh, fuck it! I don’t really have to explain this do I? You know I had you at Weider Principle:)”
“john felt the mousetrap foreplay had gone too far”
Your core training style is no match for my thigh master style!
All I said was “you’re pretty fit for a fat lass”
[quote]T-Nation Admin wrote:
“Okay, okay, honey, you can watch The View!”
Gotta better caption? Man, we hope so. Reply to this thread and lay it on us. We’ll send the person with the best caption a free box of Metabolic Drive bars and a T-Nation T-shirt!
Let’s hear 'em![/quote]
Okay, okay! The thigh abductor DOES work!
After being caught by her boyfriend trying to figure out her body fat with her red SHOE, she quickly decided to KILL him rather then letting him post it in WHATS MY BODY FAT%
“What we have here … is a failure to communicate”.
It’s never too late for T-Nation.
I haven’t read all of them, so forgive me if I repeat:
“Women using androgens while pregnant tend to bear children with higher birthweight”
He’ll never slip a roofie in HER drink again.
The newest female bodybuilder dieting secrets… Skinny white dudes. They come out looking just as sickly as they do when you consume them!
“I swear, this is not how they did it on ‘Dancing With the Celebreties!’”
She did some many 'riods, her clit exploded into a whole man instead of a little pecker.
“If you’ve had a questionable hook up, AXE wants to help by having you join the Order Of The Serpentine…”
Next on T-Nation Radio - “When good dates go bad”