[quote]elih8er wrote:
Woah psycho. God wants you to eat those animals, as long as they have cloven feet and chew the cud. But, you better watch out because the ostrich is an abomination.[/quote]
If eating alligator and ostrich is wrong, then I don’t want to be right…
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Every time I see a Little Debbie’s Fudge Round, I know God wants me to eat it. I’m hungry. I like Fudge Rounds. A Fudge Round is in my presence. All the pieces are fitting together.[/quote]
yo guys…
you shouldn’t mock the possibility of God communicating with people…
its real and happens in everyone’s life if they can just accept it and maybe look a little closer…
for example: I told everyone it was the day of destruction for an hour straight during the tsunamis because God gave me this horrible feeling I had only twice before – two dreams in 4th grade when I saw Hell – basically right when the tsunamis started I was already in the hospital with blood clots and I got this feeling INTENSE and I immediately recognized it as the feeling from the two dreams when I saw Hell in 4th grade…
I rang the nurse’s buzzer frantically and they all came in and I explained everything about the dreams where I saw Hell and the feeling and how I woke up screaming and my whole family was terrified about this back in 4th grade and that I had forgot about the dreams until now…but that I had this feeling again and for an hour the whole floor was in my room terrified and everyone was panicking because they thought I was going to die…this is in my medical records and there are 10 witnesses at least and the whole hospital freaked out the next day after the tsunamis were all over the news…my story went out like lightning across the sky at that whole hospital within a few days and people were sent to my room from the hospital staff asking me questions…
but if you don’t believe in the possiblity of God communicating a message to someone from my story then how did the old testament prophets predict that when God is born in Bethlehem translated in to physical form that the world will base their time system on His birth – before and after?
[quote]newbatman wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Every time I see a Little Debbie’s Fudge Round, I know God wants me to eat it. I’m hungry. I like Fudge Rounds. A Fudge Round is in my presence. All the pieces are fitting together.
yo guys…
you shouldn’t mock the possibility of God communicating with people…
its real and happens in everyone’s life if they can just accept it and maybe look a little closer…
for example: I told everyone it was the day of destruction for an hour straight during the tsunamis because God gave me this horrible feeling I had only twice before – two dreams in 4th grade when I saw Hell – basically right when the tsunamis started I was already in the hospital with blood clots and I got this feeling INTENSE and I immediately recognized it as the feeling from the two dreams when I saw Hell in 4th grade…
I rang the nurse’s buzzer frantically and they all came in and I explained everything about the dreams where I saw Hell and the feeling and how I woke up screaming and my whole family was terrified about this back in 4th grade and that I had forgot about the dreams until now…but that I had this feeling again and for an hour the whole floor was in my room terrified and everyone was panicking because they thought I was going to die…this is in my medical records and there are 10 witnesses at least and the whole hospital freaked out the next day after the tsunamis were all over the news…my story went out like lightning across the sky at that whole hospital within a few days and people were sent to my room from the hospital staff asking me questions…
but if you don’t believe in the possiblity of God communicating a message to someone from my story then how did the old testament prophets predict that when God is born in Bethlehem translated in to physical form that the world will base their time system on His birth – before and after?
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Dude…I just really like Fudge Rounds.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
newbatman wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Every time I see a Little Debbie’s Fudge Round, I know God wants me to eat it. I’m hungry. I like Fudge Rounds. A Fudge Round is in my presence. All the pieces are fitting together.
yo guys…
you shouldn’t mock the possibility of God communicating with people…
its real and happens in everyone’s life if they can just accept it and maybe look a little closer…
for example: I told everyone it was the day of destruction for an hour straight during the tsunamis because God gave me this horrible feeling I had only twice before – two dreams in 4th grade when I saw Hell – basically right when the tsunamis started I was already in the hospital with blood clots and I got this feeling INTENSE and I immediately recognized it as the feeling from the two dreams when I saw Hell in 4th grade…
I rang the nurse’s buzzer frantically and they all came in and I explained everything about the dreams where I saw Hell and the feeling and how I woke up screaming and my whole family was terrified about this back in 4th grade and that I had forgot about the dreams until now…but that I had this feeling again and for an hour the whole floor was in my room terrified and everyone was panicking because they thought I was going to die…this is in my medical records and there are 10 witnesses at least and the whole hospital freaked out the next day after the tsunamis were all over the news…my story went out like lightning across the sky at that whole hospital within a few days and people were sent to my room from the hospital staff asking me questions…
but if you don’t believe in the possiblity of God communicating a message to someone from my story then how did the old testament prophets predict that when God is born in Bethlehem translated in to physical form that the world will base their time system on His birth – before and after?
Dude…I just really like Fudge Rounds.[/quote]
try texas cinnemon rolls or cheese danishes. Pretty much at any gas station, and get back to me.
500 calories in a split second.
You’ll be a shw in no time. I swear.
[quote]newbatman wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Every time I see a Little Debbie’s Fudge Round, I know God wants me to eat it. I’m hungry. I like Fudge Rounds. A Fudge Round is in my presence. All the pieces are fitting together.
yo guys…
you shouldn’t mock the possibility of God communicating with people…
its real and happens in everyone’s life if they can just accept it and maybe look a little closer…
for example: I told everyone it was the day of destruction for an hour straight during the tsunamis because God gave me this horrible feeling I had only twice before – two dreams in 4th grade when I saw Hell – basically right when the tsunamis started I was already in the hospital with blood clots and I got this feeling INTENSE and I immediately recognized it as the feeling from the two dreams when I saw Hell in 4th grade…
I rang the nurse’s buzzer frantically and they all came in and I explained everything about the dreams where I saw Hell and the feeling and how I woke up screaming and my whole family was terrified about this back in 4th grade and that I had forgot about the dreams until now…but that I had this feeling again and for an hour the whole floor was in my room terrified and everyone was panicking because they thought I was going to die…this is in my medical records and there are 10 witnesses at least and the whole hospital freaked out the next day after the tsunamis were all over the news…my story went out like lightning across the sky at that whole hospital within a few days and people were sent to my room from the hospital staff asking me questions…
but if you don’t believe in the possiblity of God communicating a message to someone from my story then how did the old testament prophets predict that when God is born in Bethlehem translated in to physical form that the world will base their time system on His birth – before and after?
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Were you high when you wrote this?
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Dude…I just really like Fudge Rounds.[/quote]
point noted
[quote]JLu wrote:
Were you high when you wrote this?[/quote]
no