Harassment needs to be unwanted and unreasonable, neither are the case if you hit him up. As already mentioned an attractive women with similar interests you hold all the cards. Best of luck
[quote]Chushin wrote:
You’re actually pretty good at this stuff for a lawyer / engineer.[/quote]
Not by nature. Wisdom earned by having many daughters.
She does need to make the first move. But move slowly.
Word of warning:
He’ll be so back-upped sexually he’ll be a borderline date rapist – not because he’s not a good guy, but because he has zero experience and just so eager, probably also unreasonable expectations caused by too many pornos where store clerks get sex with random women who walk in the door.
Start with coffee and tell him you like him but be explicit you want to move very slowly, right off the bat.
As a Nintendo fan, any girl who likes Zelda is immediately amazing. You’re on the top of his list, I’ll bet.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
You’re actually pretty good at this stuff for a lawyer / engineer.[/quote]
Not by nature. Wisdom earned by having many daughters.
She does need to make the first move. But move slowly.
Word of warning:
He’ll be so back-upped sexually he’ll be a borderline date rapist – not because he’s not a good guy, but because he has zero experience and just so eager, probably also unreasonable expectations caused by too many pornos where store clerks get sex with random women who walk in the door.
Start with coffee and tell him you like him but be explicit you want to move very slowly, right off the bat.
[/quote]
Holy shit, LOL!!!
Oh my…
But I am concerned because I am still hornified about that other guy. Should I wait until my vagina calms down before I do anything?
I don’t want to feel like a bad person…
[quote]MikeMezz wrote:
As a Nintendo fan, any girl who likes Zelda is immediately amazing. You’re on the top of his list, I’ll bet. [/quote]
And it was from the symphony orchestra thingie so that means we both went to the same nerdy event!!
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
But I am concerned because I am still hornified about that other guy. Should I wait until my vagina calms down before I do anything?
I don’t want to feel like a bad person…
[/quote]
That’s really up to you. You know yourself.
My real recommendation is to wait for sex until marriage, but I understand that’s not how a lot of people things these days, so I am not going to preach to you.
I will tell you that waiting is a good thing. Mrs. Jewbacca and I waited until the marriage ceremony to have sex. Mind you (and she will tell anyone this), she hiked up her wedding dress in the hour we had between the wedding and the reception and basically raped me, but we waited. The tension was so fricking palpable we were dying. I think the Rabbi heard her screaming. Made the honeymoon that much more awesome and special. And yes, we were sweaty and she had to re-do her makeup.
If you don’t go for my foreign ways, I will tell you that, if you jump on Mr. Store clerk immediately, you will fall in love (or obsession) and be back in the situation you have going.
But I would not wait to ask Mr. Storeclerk out for coffee unless you are still carrying a torch for Mr. Asshole. You’re a big girl. Close your legs for a month or two.
If you are carrying a torch for Mr. Asshole, yes, wait. You’ll end up friendzoning Mr. Storeclerk.
Uhggg I guess it takes me more than a week to get over someone I was screwing for months…
Le sigh…
:((((((
Interesting (not really), but when we talked about being exclusive I said I know I’ve never had a boyfriend before, but I think I have the potential to make a really great girlfriend.
And he said, ya, you have a really nice vagina and you give oral.
But in my head I was thinking, um, well I meant more like that I am loyal and honest, caring and considerate, fun to be around etc etc…
My vagina wasn’t really on my mind in the slightest.
That shoulda been my first clue that this wasn’t going to be anything that I wanted 
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
And he said, ya, you have a really nice vagina and you give oral.
But in my head I was thinking, um, well I meant more like that I am loyal and honest, caring and considerate, fun to be around etc etc…
[/quote]
Well, yes.
Wet warm holes are a dime a dozend.
If you define yourself by that, every woman has at least three*…
Not an USP.
- If she has a colostomy bag, maybe more!
WHY am I such a big baby when it comes to boys!!!
(?)
I care about them so much when they don’t care about me or when they aren’t even good people. OR compatible with me AT ALL !!
ANd I miss them when they don’t miss me !!
ANd I worry about their well being when they don’t even like me!!!
I have the MOST self control in the world when it comes to working out for 2.5hours a day and never eating ANY junk food, but when it comes to boys I have ZIp ZERO zlitch.
Weakling!!!
WEAKLING Puny BABY GIRL
K bye
Willpower of steal and a heart made out of paper!!!
ANd not even good quality paper or construction paper!!
Flimsy one ply toilet paper heart!!
It turns to dust with the slightest toucH !
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
And he said, ya, you have a really nice vagina and you give oral.
But in my head I was thinking, um, well I meant more like that I am loyal and honest, caring and considerate, fun to be around etc etc…
[/quote]
Well, yes.
Wet warm holes are a dime a dozend.
If you define yourself by that, every woman has at least three*…
Not an USP.
- If she has a colostomy bag, maybe more![/quote]
Once you bag a chick with a bag, you never go back!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
And he said, ya, you have a really nice vagina and you give oral.
But in my head I was thinking, um, well I meant more like that I am loyal and honest, caring and considerate, fun to be around etc etc…
[/quote]
Well, yes.
Wet warm holes are a dime a dozend.
If you define yourself by that, every woman has at least three*…
Not an USP.
- If she has a colostomy bag, maybe more![/quote]
I wouldn’t consider a butthole a ‘warm wet hole’. I don’t get the whole butthole thing anyway. It’s a dirty place, it’s not made to have the shit pounded back into it, it cannot be comfortable in anyway, it’s an ugly hole, guys have them too, and based on what comes out of them there is no way in hell I would want to put any part of my body into one. It’s a one way street. A waste dump. It’s like putting your dick in to a sewer. Why the hell anybody would want to do that is beyond me.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
WHY am I such a big baby when it comes to boys!!!
(?)
I care about them so much when they don’t care about me or when they aren’t even good people. OR compatible with me AT ALL !!
ANd I miss them when they don’t miss me !!
ANd I worry about their well being when they don’t even like me!!!
I have the MOST self control in the world when it comes to working out for 2.5hours a day and never eating ANY junk food, but when it comes to boys I have ZIp ZERO zlitch.
Weakling!!!
WEAKLING Puny BABY GIRL
K bye[/quote]
You sound depressed, stop it. You have a lot to be thankful for.
Dudes aren’t that big a deal. Most are jerks, some are not. Women are attracted to jerks for some odd reason. Don’t force anything, let it happen and it will. Just chill, do things you like. Relationships are frustrating enjoy not having one while you can.
The day will come when you will hit the big one, then your stuck for the rest of you life. There’s way more to life than sex and relationships. Enjoy that part.
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Wet warm holes are a dime a dozend.
If you define yourself by that, every woman has at least three*…
Not an USP.
- If she has a colostomy bag, maybe more![/quote]
Once you bag a chick with a bag, you never go back![/quote]
Pls no…
I have a doctor friend who told me a story once of a prostitute who came in for STD treatment… It was in her colostomy hole…
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Hi friends (and a few of you who clearly dislike me),
I am curious about something.
I am developing a ‘thing’ for the guy who works at the video game store.
He complimented my back to the future shirt and I complimented his Zelda shirt.
…
He maybe acts nervous and flustered around me, or I am making it all up in my head.
One time he handed his co worker my change to give to me instead of giving it to me himself.
THen I thought, oh, maybe he likes me.
Or maybe he doesn’t.
Another time I went in to go stare at games and he asked if I needed help and then decided he needed to tidy up the DS games near me.
Look at this messy shelf, he says, how did this happen so fast??
So then it was awkward because we were both standing there trying to think up something to say.
I started talking about DBZ. He said he never really watched it. I told him it was life changing and he should watch it. THen I said I would come back later to check on him.
I went back today and he ACTUALLY STARTED WATCHING IT.
He said his life hasn’t changed yet, but he could see the potential.
I said I wanted to be more like piccolo because he doesn’t complain about anything.
Judging from what I stated above what %%% chance is there that he likes me
HAHAHA
I think it’s like 72%.
ANd how do I ask out someone while they are at work? Isn’t that harassment??
[/quote]
If it involves DBZ, it’s definitely true love. Just say you want to go see whatever movie and ask if he wants to come.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Wet warm holes are a dime a dozend.
If you define yourself by that, every woman has at least three*…
Not an USP.
- If she has a colostomy bag, maybe more![/quote]
Once you bag a chick with a bag, you never go back![/quote]
Pls no…
I have a doctor friend who told me a story once of a prostitute who came in for STD treatment… It was in her colostomy hole…[/quote]
That’s just flat gross. Just because a hole exists, that doesn’t automatically make it a good place to put your dick. I seriously don’t get some people. I cannot relate.
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
And he said, ya, you have a really nice vagina and you give oral.
But in my head I was thinking, um, well I meant more like that I am loyal and honest, caring and considerate, fun to be around etc etc…
[/quote]
Well, yes.
Wet warm holes are a dime a dozend.
If you define yourself by that, every woman has at least three*…
Not an USP.
- If she has a colostomy bag, maybe more![/quote]
I wouldn’t consider a butthole a ‘warm wet hole’. I don’t get the whole butthole thing anyway. It’s a dirty place, it’s not made to have the shit pounded back into it, it cannot be comfortable in anyway, it’s an ugly hole, guys have them too, and based on what comes out of them there is no way in hell I would want to put any part of my body into one. It’s a one way street. A waste dump. It’s like putting your dick in to a sewer. Why the hell anybody would want to do that is beyond me.[/quote]
To make her submit utterly.
At least for a while.
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
WHY am I such a big baby when it comes to boys!!!
(?)
I care about them so much when they don’t care about me or when they aren’t even good people. OR compatible with me AT ALL !!
ANd I miss them when they don’t miss me !!
ANd I worry about their well being when they don’t even like me!!!
I have the MOST self control in the world when it comes to working out for 2.5hours a day and never eating ANY junk food, but when it comes to boys I have ZIp ZERO zlitch.
Weakling!!!
WEAKLING Puny BABY GIRL
K bye[/quote]
You sound depressed, stop it. You have a lot to be thankful for.
Dudes aren’t that big a deal. Most are jerks, some are not. Women are attracted to jerks for some odd reason. Don’t force anything, let it happen and it will. Just chill, do things you like. Relationships are frustrating enjoy not having one while you can.
The day will come when you will hit the big one, then your stuck for the rest of you life. There’s way more to life than sex and relationships. Enjoy that part.
[/quote]
Oh no, I am not depressed at all. Things are really great right now and I am looking forward to a lot…
I just don’t understand why I always seem to care more about things than everyone else…