A Completely Random Thread of Randomness

For starters…remove the cow bell hanger from your nose, lol

How would “they” know if “they” did? :rofl:

I have an idea for an all inclusive pronoun.

S/he/it.

It works better when you say it out loud.

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I like squirrels.

But not that much.

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Awww cmon, you know good and well those types are trying to meet men.

Or least men dressed up like women.

Years of lifting weights have made me so big that my pronouns are Fee, Fi, Fo and Fum.

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I know a couple from the stand-up comedy world that are heterosexual but have adopted the weird pronouns anyway for all the usual reasons: to fit into a tribe, feel special, mental illness, auto-victimization, etc.

Weirdly, many don’t realize that this stuff makes them repellant to the things they’re actually seeking, like a good woman.

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Well, it’s probably best if weird pronoun girl and weird pronoun boy be together so no other people have to get stuck with them. Then only two people will be miserable instead of four. (Paraphrased from Jane Austin.)

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For your perusal:

What say yinz? Too far? Not far enough?

Shoulda taken up her dissatisfaction with her employer?

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Too far when you block someone entering their vehicle

Not gonna lie. Not what I expected her to look like.

But definitely too far.

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Well at least she ain’t doing OnlyFans.

Should find a new employer perhaps.

Her employer may be thinking the same thing. :rofl:

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You take that back right now!!!

:rofl:

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It was quite scandalous in the 1990s when Master P and the No Limit Soldiers made a song explaining how to make crack cocaine, but now we’ve got songs explaining how to steal an F-16 fighter jet.

I would’ve clapped.

Where are the friends to stop her from following that shitty cheapskate couple to the parking lot? I blame them…

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This would also require 12,500 toilets.

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That’s a cool find. I think I could possibly agree with two, maybe three of them.

It’s interesting to analyze, regardless.

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