A Completely Random Thread of Randomness

[Chris_Shugart]

I’m always coming across random stuff: funny stuff, interesting stuff, stuffy stuff. So, let’s build a thread of totally unrelated bits of randomness. Themeless, pointless, weirdly amusing if you’re bored or have ADHD. I’ll start:

My first thought was “Ha ha. Good!”

I asked AI to turn a photo of my wife into an action movie about her and her houseplant. This is what I got:

The Extreme Football League (used to be the Lingerie Football League) is supposed to come back in 2025. Let’s hope they do chromosome testing.

This was the gym on the Titanic. That’s a horsey thing in the background so passengers could practice their equestrian events.

And then there’s this:

[fitafter40]

Your wife could be the next poison ivy in the new batman flick

[loppar]

1955, wide torsos and comparatively undeveloped pecs from the modern perspective:

LONDON: FINDING MR UNIVERSE (1955)

And 14 years later, Arnold and Franco (among others) with significantly different physiques (cough, cough-cough):

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wins Mr. Universe Bodybuilding Contest (1969) | British Pathé

[SkyzykS]

Its not randomness without squirrels. These creatures are truly next level.

Athletic squirrels put on show in spinning wheel | It's the squirrel version...

There’s a squirrel that was eating my tomatoes. I figured it had to be deer, but nope. Little dude came strolling right up one day a few weeks ago ready to chow down and madly scrambled when he realized I was sitting very still right next to him.

So now I have to domesticate him/her. It lives in a walnut tree behind the house.

[twojarslave]

Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie

[SkyzykS]

[tlgains]

[SkyzykS]

10 Drum Intros That Go Hard For No Reason (Bucket Drum Edition)

[tlgains]

Like this post if you are a big fan of @Andrewgen_Receptors

[aholding88]

I went here on holiday recently, was staffed by a slightly weird bloke as you’d expect, he was however very engaging and affable.

I also ate here when on holiday a few years ago and had the mixed meat special for a laugh

[Chris_Shugart]

That’s a very unfortunate/hilarious juxtaposition.

[Chris_Shugart]

I like how SUVs and trucks are getting square again.

[SkyzykS]

Thats why we can’t have nice things.

[FlatsFarmer]

All the bronze, silver and gold used for the medals at the Tokyo Olympics was recycled from 78,000 tons of old electronics the people of Japan dumped into donation boxes.

[marine77]

Vegan… no wonder

[zecarlo]

White Zombie was better.

[marine77]

Waaaaay… saw them open for Pantera and Megadeth in 93. Whoaaaa… unreal

[jshaving]

That’s a pretty cool way to recycle.

[aholding88]

Went down a rabbit hole on twitter a couple of days ago (shortly before I deleted my account and the app) and came across Mongolian heavy metal.

The HU - Wolf Totem (Official Music Video)

The lyrics could be about what’s on their shopping list but it sounds fckin awesome

[marine77]

Ran across them a while back after seeing Heilung