Guy at work quit last night…
Before he did he took a dump in one of the urinals.
What the fuck is wrong with mother fuckers.
He should have saved it for a HR desk.
… ( joking)
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paremsean has very very little lactose.
Are you sensitive to dairy protiens?
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The Fellowship of the Cholos
The abomination known as parmesan or Parmigiano Reggiano? One could always choose pecorino.
I worked in a fancy place. The employee washroom was in a locked room, and only a couple dozen people had a personal key.
Despite the status, it was common that one of the guys would often fail to flush the toilet after dropping the kids off at the pool. I don’t personally want to see a shyte lasagna when I need to talk to number two.
It made me think, “now there’s a guy who lied during his job interview”.
Interviewer: So, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Phantom Pooper: Well…. I guess I’m a bit of a perfectionist…
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Phantom shitters should be e-commerce
*excommunicated
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To spell it out, a shyte lasagna has layers of tissue, and layers of issue.
My first real W-2 job was at a big fancy apartment complex. I was on the lawn crew.
So the one building had a phantom shitter that would take dumps in the washing machines. After much speculation, it was resolved to have been a woman that hated all of her neighbors, because it suddenly stopped when she didn’t renew the lease and moved out.
Women have bigger logs than men
LOL…do tell.
If this turns into another one of those IQ or lib/conservative type debates…
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Having worked at gyms and clubs …
Im sure we can segue into that somehow
Define log. Then we can start. Hahah.
Or working at a clothing store. Never any issues with the men’s changing rooms, but women would use a pile of clothes as a bathroom daily.
I’ve seen things.
Total slobs. Had a gf leave some dung in the toilet that wrapped around almost twice. Intact !
And now, let’s take a moment to “BOO” this man. Lol.
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I’ve always felt burpees were a royal something or other…
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