Out-of-order sign at the gym urinal this morning.
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People think bobcats have it easy, but they often suffer from precocious substance abuse and really need our support.
One day at a time little kitty.
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I live in Florida, I understand the desire to use substances…
Swampy, hot, too many mosquitos and morons.
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Oh, Florida. I’m actually looking at a job that would have me move back there.
Speaking of random swampy things - due to something called chemical intelligence you can teach a leech to navigate a maze, put it in a blender, feed it to another leech, and that leech will know how to get through the maze.
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That might explain my super human ability to find mushrooms.
Also a good justification for cannibalism, but I digress…
You ate a mushroom hunter? Not judging.
He was just wandering around looking at the ground prior to that.
I only found out after the fact.
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I could watch these all day.
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This guy accidentally lifted the Viking press machine off the ground.
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Wtf does any of that mean?
It’s a Duke Nuk’em and Lord of the Rings Crossover you uncultured swine…
That really doesn’t help. Aren’t the Lemba a people in Africa?
When you hit the bottom, stop digging.
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The Roman Empire lasted more than 500 years in the West and almost 1500 years in the East. How long will the United States last?
Even longer if you count the years it was a republic.
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