Thats entirely plausible. Its right there with a wandering uterus causing hysteria.
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A little on the preachy side. Probably uterus related, so it’s forgivable.
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Of course it’s a Florida man… (but it did make the JAMA Medical journal so…)
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I know dairy comes from animals but I never understood the idea of a carnivore diet consisting of, for some people, such large quantities of cheese, butter, and the like. Lions and bears or whatever they model themselves after don’t shovel cheese in by the pound, haha.
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Dude definitely ran that concept a little too hard.
Next: “Florida man previously dignosed with xanthelasma hospitalized from freebasing pravastatin”.
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Come on, you didn’t know cavemen were drinking dinosaur milk?
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That shit is still cool to the cromagnons in Philly.
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They don’t have the debonairity of the old timers though.
Those dudes were dapper.
Kids these days, they wear what ever they want and climb stuff that doesn’t make any sense.
Like this guy.
Yes, but did he go to Temple?
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Just regular church, I think.
Then theres this! :
Every year men, women, and children of all ages gather on this day to day drink with a furry critter. Unlike regular day drinking, this particular event is used for its predictive ability of the creature to know whether or not the attendees will be going to rehab early this year or if there will be 6 more weeks of drinking!
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who dosen’t drink protein shakes?
No whey José.
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So what’s the punchline? It’s been more than a week.
Umm . . . my life choices that lead me here?
Or maybe that’s the joke.
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The joke is on us.
Apparently, this is a thing.
A warm-up for walking? A cooldown for walking?
I’m happy that people who need to lose weight are walking more, and I assume this is for the very obese population, but this is silly.
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Yep…total silliness
I think the warmup would leave them exhausted.
I also don’t think they could walk faster than their “slower” warmup pace for 60 minutes. I know some obese people and seeing them walk from their cars, in handicap spaces, to the office building door has you wondering if you should have learned CPR or, regretting that you did.
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