Someone please try this and report back.
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I doubt that would work with my wife.
Pretend you’re in the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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They don’t make socks big enough.
Must be nice. I keep a pair of doll socks around just in case
It worked on my dog.
#Fact
Being short is a total shopping nightmare!
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Carrying more muscle than average is worse. But custom tailored clothing is not as expensive as people think.
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Being tall sucks too. Any big and tall store sizes stop increasing vertically at around 5’ 10" and just gets horizontally bigger. And if you have wide shoulders and long arms, enjoy your cuffs going up to your elbows when you raise your hands any higher than the bottom of your ribcage. There are only like two companies that still make boot-cut jeans so fuck you if you have calves.
Plus ordering anything online sucks. I’ll start sending food aid to China just so they realize their XL is a crop top for me.
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Based on the pics and descriptions of your food - I feel like this could work for you! Lol.
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Don’t tell the other RDs, but you’re cool.
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At 6’3 most XXL shirts are cut wide enough but way too short for me. I usually have to try on everything I buy unless it’s specifically from something marketed at athletic men (and they list the size of their models wearing the clothes on the website).
If I want anything to really look nice I have to get it custom tailored. 50L jacket with the sides taken in, perfectly measured and hemmed pants and 20”+ neck shirts with 36 or 37 Inch sleeves are dang near impossible to find in normal department stores.
As a Chinese person, I can attest that donations of @Brant_Drake 's food would be very welcome
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Try finding that with 32" sleeves.
I think that would make a nice accompaniment to pork tenderloin - or as my friend once called it, and so now we all do, horse dick.
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A 3-legged dog ??
I’m going to start a thread called “Less bitchen, more kitchen,” and it’s going to be a celebration of the worst stuff mentioned on this site. You want a vending-machine carnivore horse dick and celery samosa? I’ll make it.
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Dip that shit in cool whip and I’m sold!