5'10" 138 lbs...Help!

Nice wheels…small waist. You should work on your delts.

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Hey guys, I’m 6 foot tall, 125 lbs. and currently transitioning off the Tic Tac and cigarette diet. Any advice appreciated! [/quote]

I am eating a raw can of salmon right now in North Dakota. I have never seen a vegetarian in my life. It is 2:30 am and after reading your pathetic pleas to look like a homo player I mean polo player, I am going to the kitchen to eat another 90gram protein can of salmon.

If I see carrots I’ll be sure to send them to help you bulk you pathetic waist. Good luck auditioning for the pussycat dolls.

From the replies, especially the one about “sexual innuendo”, the defensive pacifist over(and under)tones, the sissy dialogue about “jiggling thighs” and the color choice of the garment used in the first picture, it seems very likely the OP isn’t a guy but a gal. Whether she is a troll or not is open to debate though.

Its difficult to have an argument with a person who is stubborn and whose goals are pre-determined for whatever reason (or who is posting for the hell of it, aka troll) Since that person is on YOUR turf right now, all that you can do is have a good laugh (and an EB3 style massacre will hopefully follow).

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Anorexia…that is the problem.

I can’t believe some of you are taking this troll schmegma to heart!!![/quote]

[quote]trashyandvogue wrote:
derek wrote:
trashyandvogue wrote:

i’m a vegetarian for ethical reasons. i’m not even going to discuss it further. eating an innocent animal is out of the question.

Look, we are born with every tool necessary to eat meat, the ability to digest and thrive on it. Grow the fuck up and eat some. I bet you a billion if you ate a few steaks with some honest-to-God fat on it, your Test levels would rise to the level of a normal male and you’ll drop this shit about getting skinny(er).

If you are even into girls trust me, they DO NOT want some guy smaller, weaker and more feminine than they are.

And if your NOT into girls, all the gay men I know want a big, strong boyfriend so you’re fucked there as well…

I’m sure you can already hang-glide from a Dorito.

This post makes as much sense as asking how to chop a V8 in half to make a 4 cylinder engine on MuscleCarGarage.com forums.

The only vegetarians I know look like shit and feel like shit. Talk to any reformed vegan and you’ll see.

Oh, and the BS about “innocent animals”? What did vegetables ever do to you to make them NOT innocent? Is it up to you now to decide what life-form is ok for you to kill and eat?

Ethical reasons my ass.

Other than that, I have no strong feelings on the subject.

i don’t remember vegetation having nerve endings.[/quote]

Most animals do not have pain receptors. Fish don’t, some mammals have primitive. Chicken don’t.

Lol you posted that site with the bodybuilder? He doesn’t look like it. They have fat sprinters, does that they can compare to Olympic ones? No, or else the fatties would be in the Olympics.

Oh thank you very much for not eating the animals I love to eat. For every animal you dont eat, i will eat three.

This is all you have to know…

Nobody on this site is going to help you. We’re interested in maximizing muscle, you’re interested in minimizing everything. Our goals are different and any advice we give you simply won’t push you in your stated direction. You might as well seek advice elsewhere and put this place in your past, because nobody here is interested in your stated want.

But you stay. Why? I can’t say for sure, but I can certainly guess…

You say you’re interested in looking like the sick little boy you posted. You don’t give us any reason, other than “I think he looks good.” What about this appeals to you. I think I know. I think you have a budding interest in the muscle culture. What little muscle that child in that post has is clearly visible and not at all masked by water or fat. The idea of wanting to build large muscles seems incorrect to you and you don’t believe you feel this way, so you’ve acknowledged this desire as just wanting to have noticeable muscles – not because of their size, but they can still be seen.

Eventually, somewhere down the line, you are going to want to lift and grow. Don’t believe me if you don’t want to – I understand. But if you want my advice, start reading up on how to get big now and just go ahead and work towards it. You’re going to want to eventually and you might as well get started now – you will achieve your goal and enjoy it during the best years of your life that much sooner.

Trust me, you’re going to change your goals, because to change is human. Soon you’ll realize how silly your original posted picture is, shake your head with a smile and take another gulp of your protein shake, on the way down to the gym for another squatting session. You’ll finish it up and feel like a million bucks. The sooner you dive in head first, the better. Good luck!

[quote]trashyandvogue wrote:
heim wrote:
i don’t see what’s so bad about eating animal. They eat each other, and we have just as much right in such case.
Besides, they’re already dead, not like not eating them, and leaving them to rot will reincarnate them.
In the long run you’re only hurting yourself.

well, what i don’t see is how we, as humans, can hold ourselves so high in significance in comparison to other animals, and then subjugate ourselves to eating them. what’s even worse is that we justify it by saying “weeeeeeeellll, dey eat eachothrrrr. y cant we eet dem??/?. itz lyk teh circle of lyfe”

they don’t have other option. we do.
sure, if i was stranded on an island and had to go fishing to survive, yes, i would do it. that’s survival of the fittest, and i wouldn’t have any other option. although we apparently do happen to be more fit with our machines and whatnot, we still have other options.

and if that truly is your philosophy, then why can’t we eat each other ? i mean, there are those EVIL ANIMALS that eat us right?1! you know, the ones you hear about on TV that get put down ?

because it is against the law, of course. but WHY is it against the law ? apply that answer to your imposed question. and don’t give me that “well, we’re more intelligent than cows and yeah we’re better than them.”

although that may be true for most of us (maybe not your case), which is highly doubtful because i’m sure our planet would be in a much better condition if it weren’t for us effing it up, that shouldn’t deny a cow or squid or rabbit or even a chicken it’s chance to live.
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Scientific research shows that plants release defense compounds and toxins to make animals feel full or sick so that they will stop eating them.

Also, I’m pretty sure that if you were on a stranded island and went fishing, the fish would eat you.

applaud

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
This is all you have to know…

Nobody on this site is going to help you. We’re interested in maximizing muscle, you’re interested in minimizing everything. Our goals are different and any advice we give you simply won’t push you in your stated direction. You might as well seek advice elsewhere and put this place in your past, because nobody here is interested in your stated want.

But you stay. Why? I can’t say for sure, but I can certainly guess…

You say you’re interested in looking like the sick little boy you posted. You don’t give us any reason, other than “I think he looks good.” What about this appeals to you. I think I know. I think you have a budding interest in the muscle culture. What little muscle that child in that post has is clearly visible and not at all masked by water or fat. The idea of wanting to build large muscles seems incorrect to you and you don’t believe you feel this way, so you’ve acknowledged this desire as just wanting to have noticeable muscles – not because of their size, but they can still be seen.

Eventually, somewhere down the line, you are going to want to lift and grow. Don’t believe me if you don’t want to – I understand. But if you want my advice, start reading up on how to get big now and just go ahead and work towards it. You’re going to want to eventually and you might as well get started now – you will achieve your goal and enjoy it during the best years of your life that much sooner.

Trust me, you’re going to change your goals, because to change is human. Soon you’ll realize how silly your original posted picture is, shake your head with a smile and take another gulp of your protein shake, on the way down to the gym for another squatting session. You’ll finish it up and feel like a million bucks. The sooner you dive in head first, the better. Good luck![/quote]

this has truely been a wild post, Funny none the less…

The funniest quote (of many)

has to be…

“I’m sure you can already hang-glide from a Dorito.” Quoted from Derek

All the way back on page 2.

some good ones were…

trashyandvogue wrote:
…i’m a vegetarian for ethical reasons. i’m not even going to discuss it further. eating an innocent animal is out of the question.

Zap Branigan relied with:

How about guilty ones?

haha, I love this site and cant help love some of the ass holes who come here to type aswell…

just wanna say trashyandvogue, i know what type of body your after… But its NOT HAPPENING!

If you have seen someones Body such as Brad Pitt, He has an Amazing body, Looks amazing, He can model if he wants… Thats why HE IS always wanted to be on the comercials remeber ?
He has muscle, So your stance towards being a man can accutally work… And at same time u can still model if thats what floats your boat…

lol, Wanna Buy him a set of pink dumbbells to tempt him to use them… haha

and btw, is it just me, Or are those the gayest humanly pictures ever taken ? Didnt know they made ppl like that… >.>

Little cowboy guns and shit…

Tip! watch brokeback mountain…heard theres a scene where the gays are explaining how to squat a salad bowl.

sorry, Had to make a comment… lol :smiley:

Shout out to everyone!

We should Put lions and crocodiles and Tigers in jail, for denying humans the right to live everytime they eat us…
But yet again we could become Cannibals…

just Put on some muscle, Workout, Get fit and see how u feel…

If u still wanna be a little skinny Girley man then just join this site:

http://www.womens-health-fitness.com/

But seriously, eat Properly!!

and careful with those Soy products…

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=459861

Anyways…

GoodBye

p.s. All i want for christmas is a set of pink Dumbells, a cowboy hat, a little sheriff’s gun and badge…
and the newest magazine of “men are mars, But some prefer Uranus”.

If the OP is still looking at this tread…
I’m just now 15, an inch taller than you, 181.5 pounds, about 150-160 lean mass. I know someone who weighs about as much as you… You’ve got 6 inches on him.

I don’t know how you know so many small people, one of my best friends is about 5’10 and 220, maybe 15% bf since he hurt his back, wrestling. I think if I were to lift really intensley for the next 6 months and then cut slowly I would be as big as that vegan “bodybuilder.” Eat some friggin meat, Yesterday I had a 16oz ribeye, tonight I had about 8 oz of beef, it has flavor, lettuce doesn’t and gives my bearded dragon diarrhea.

Sadly though, this is common among guys my age now. Apparently being able to see muscle is being muscular, even though your bicep is smaller than your wrist. So many times I’ve seen those comments on myspace pictures of the tiny guys with their shirts off with their uber 6 packs. I decided to not bother with really cutting, I look bigger with some fat and the muscle being there, also my knee has ruled out lower body for now, so that makes it harder to cut.