[quote]flipcollar wrote:
StevenF and Push: Are your wimminz natural readheads or not? My wife is actually blonde, but she’s spent years as a redhead. Most of our friends think that’s her natural color. (Although it’s currently purple.)[/quote]
she’s a natural.
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s.
Lol yes!!!
[quote]dave670 wrote:
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s. [/quote]
Greatest troll on T Nation to date, anyone?
[quote]Benanything wrote:
[quote]dave670 wrote:
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s. [/quote]
Greatest troll on T Nation to date, anyone?[/quote]
It’s a repeat. We had an almost identical thread not that long ago. Dude was saying all the same shit.
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]Benanything wrote:
[quote]dave670 wrote:
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s. [/quote]
Greatest troll on T Nation to date, anyone?[/quote]
It’s a repeat. We had an almost identical thread not that long ago. Dude was saying all the same shit.[/quote]
Yeah sequels suck. Just like Alie…
[quote]dave670 wrote:
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s. [/quote]
Fuck you.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Flip, your babe is drop dead gorgeous![/quote]
“Dad, is that what they call a ten?”
“It is, son. It is.”
[quote]nighthawkz wrote:
[quote]dave670 wrote:
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s. [/quote]
Fuck you.[/quote]
Dude, he’s a pothead who may or may not be using other stuff. Do not emphathize with and try to counsel substance abusers. You’ll just feel cheated in the end.
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Dude, he’s a pothead who may or may not be using other stuff. Do not emphathize with and try to counsel substance abusers. You’ll just feel cheated in the end.[/quote]
No, he isn’t. There’s no way he is NOT a troll woh is fully conscious of what he’s doing.
[quote]dt79 wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]Benanything wrote:
[quote]dave670 wrote:
Well, if these posts of gorgeous women have demonstrated anything to me, it’s that I need to start working on my own game if I don’t want to have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, being a “bottom feeder”, as it were. I am, presently, at best a 3, so I am trying to remedy that through several key methods. A solid 8 may be reachable within 5-10 years, with no small amount of work on my part.
The first method is to attempt to grow a beard. Any man will look instantly more rugged with pube-like hair sprouting out of his face. I consume biotin supplements, eat raw onions and also rub them on my face, which is rumored to open skin pores. Additionally, permanent retention of jizz increases testosterone, which is known to increase facial hair. Google Brahmacharya. Serious stuff.
Lest the beard alone not seal the deal and make me appear to be a full-grown man (worst case scenario, I simply grow a beard and it looks like facial hair superimposed on a child), I can age my skin and complexion by a strict regime of cigarettes, alcohol, and lack of sleep.
Finally, nothing puts years and ruggedness on a man like baldness or a receding hairline. My hairline is already receding, but not drastically enough to make me appear heavily aged. A solution to this is to fail to consume proper nutrition, especially protein, as baldness and receding hairlines have been observed in young, malnourished children in remote African villages.
There you have it, a cosmetic and scientific breakdown of methods to increase the aging factor, or or perceived “ruggedness” in a male. I’m going for the shallow external element to work in my favor, as I don’t really have anything going on, on the inside. After toking consistently for so long, I have reached a state which can best be described as “the light’s are on, but no one’s home.” But hey, it worked for everyone in the 70s. [/quote]
Greatest troll on T Nation to date, anyone?[/quote]
It’s a repeat. We had an almost identical thread not that long ago. Dude was saying all the same shit.[/quote]
Yeah sequels suck. Just like Alie…
:D[/quote]
I will destroy everything you’ve ever loved!
[quote]nighthawkz wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Flip, your babe is drop dead gorgeous![/quote]
“Dad, is that what they call a ten?”
“It is, son. It is.”[/quote]
Thanks guys. I definitely ‘married up’, lol.
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Yeah sequels suck. Just like Alie…
:D[/quote]
BLASPHEMY!
[quote]magick wrote:
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Yeah sequels suck. Just like Alie…
:D[/quote]
BLASPHEMY!
[/quote]
don’t get him started, he’s a total dick when it comes to the second best action film of all time.
Shows a real weakness in his character.
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]magick wrote:
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Yeah sequels suck. Just like Alie…
:D[/quote]
BLASPHEMY!
[/quote]
don’t get him started, he’s a total dick when it comes to the second best action film of all time.
Shows a real weakness in his character.[/quote]
Boorish brutes…
[quote]dt79 wrote:
Boorish brutes…[/quote]
You’re right though, a physically active component is a necessary part of a healthy lifestyle. For this I have devised a rigorous training program, consisting of the following:
Monday (strength)
TV-remote lifts (30+ reps, strict form)
Tuesday (cardio conditioning)
Bong hits (10+ reps, strict form)
Wednesday (cardio)
0.5 mile walk to 7 eleven, to buy more cigs and cheap beer
Thursday (cross training)
Rough sex with Random Craigslist Whore of the Week ™
Friday
rest
Saturday & Sunday
Holy days, spent taking hits from the bong and facing Mecca while sitting on a doormat, and contemplating the crazy nature of the universe.
Diet: Beer Nuts (2 servings / day), Beer (5 servings / day), Figs (4 servings / day). Weed use daily, LSD / shroom use 2x a month.
Height: 5’7", weight 110 soaking wet