starve him for an hour and put a half pounder with cheese at the end of the 40 and he will do it in 2.your a fucking joke youve come on here askin people to rate your physique,and youve made bullshit claims and and excuses for been fat!put your head between your legs and go suck yourself off;if you can do a backflip you can do that .
[quote]TC wrote:
tveddy wrote:
My theory is that chicktuna is really TC having fun at our expense. I bet he’s laughing his ass off.
No way, man.
I don’t wear footies.
[/quote]
Wow,… I always wondered if TC wasted his time checking out some of these ridiculous threads that pop up… Now I feel like Big Brother is watching me -lol.
S
[quote]chicktuna wrote:
I got gyno going through puberty.[/quote]
AND- because you are fat. My joints would hurt watching you run.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
TC wrote:
tveddy wrote:
My theory is that chicktuna is really TC having fun at our expense. I bet he’s laughing his ass off.
No way, man.
I don’t wear footies.
Wow,… I always wondered if TC wasted his time checking out some of these ridiculous threads that pop up… Now I feel like Big Brother is watching me -lol.
S
[/quote]
That’s exactly what i was thinking. And TC had the response up before anyone else posted as well.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.
i’d like to see it.
fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.
You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.
A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.
You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.
Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.
No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.
I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.
Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.
[/quote]
Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.
I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?
[quote]Sosruko wrote:
starve him for an hour and put a half pounder with cheese at the end of the 40 and he will do it in 2.
your a fucking joke youve come on here askin people to rate your physique,and youve made bullshit claims and and excuses for been fat!put your head between your legs and go suck yourself off;if you can do a backflip you can do that .[/quote]
So what you are saying is that im weak cause im fat… Are you for real. Weighing more you get stronger on squat and bench. I never said I was not fat. I just said im strong and a good athlete. Hte fastest NFL lineman for example. Ran a 4.50 at like 280. That is amazing. I did not make a fukin claim like that.
People her were saying that I was weak and hating cause I said I could do things they could not do at my age cause T-Nation is full of people with huge egos. Fat or not im a a better athlete than you will ever be so shut the fuck up.
What I was trying to say to everyone is that I am strong and a good athlete that was why I did not want to lose weight.But the people that acually help said lit would not make a big deal in loseing mass and strength so I would lose weight. Like I said I am fat but a good athlete with bulk.
[quote]blaque.ops wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
Suave323 wrote:
in theory, wouldn’t more muscle strength be better than body weight?
weight times strength equals POWER.
Didn’t pay enough attention in Physics class. Nonsense. Power is rate of work. Force(weight) x Displacement/time(Basically Force x Velocity) Moving heavy shit extremely fast. (See Incredible hulk)[/quote]
Ok first of all. If you got ran over by a 250 pound running back at like a fast speed,you might get run over. Lets say a 200 pounder that rans just a little bit faster will not destroy you as much.
[quote]TC wrote:
tveddy wrote:
My theory is that chicktuna is really TC having fun at our expense. I bet he’s laughing his ass off.
No way, man.
I don’t wear footies.
[/quote]
Damn, I was just hoping someone was just fuckin with us.
Ok Tuna… Where’s that fuckin video you promised on HolyMac’s thread?
Tuna Says… (I will post a video of me doing a back summersalt. Right now. I will have it today.)
Think we’re all still waiting for some proof.
[quote]chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.
i’d like to see it.
fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.
You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.
A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.
You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.
Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.
No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.
I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.
Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.
Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.
I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?[/quote]
You are a liar. Until you post a video for ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING VIDEO, of your claimed lifts I will not even dignify your questions with a truthful respnse. I already have one video up. I guess I can’t expect more from you. So just post one video.
When are you going to stop bullshitting about all this I only max out once a month. Walk into the gym, do your warm up, and lift the damn weight. We already know you can’t so it doesnt really matter how many times you repeat your bullshit.
He maxes out once a month? Sounds like hes replacing “menstruate” with “max”…just me.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
He maxes out once a month? Sounds like hes replacing “menstruate” with “max”…just me.[/quote]
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
18 with “fairly good form?” Do you mean those kip-up things where you use your body’s momentum? If you’re so strong then why don’t you make a better physique for yourself?
oh right… cause you “need the weight”
a strong, light and well built athlete is always going to do better than a “strong” fat, heavy athlete… unless i have the universe in reverse… and ESPN doesn’t exist… and i’m a total schizophrenic… and this isn’t even real life… which means you’re not real… which means this whole thing is pointless…
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.
i’d like to see it.
fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.
You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.
A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.
You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.
Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.
No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.
I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.
Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.
Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.
I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?
You are a liar. Until you post a video for ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING VIDEO, of your claimed lifts I will not even dignify your questions with a truthful respnse. I already have one video up. I guess I can’t expect more from you. So just post one video.
When are you going to stop bullshitting about all this I only max out once a month. Walk into the gym, do your warm up, and lift the damn weight. We already know you can’t so it doesnt really matter how many times you repeat your bullshit. [/quote]
There is one fukin video. Holy shit it takes wayy to long to upload it. Also You see the handspring. You do it big guy.
[quote]Suave323 wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
He maxes out once a month? Sounds like hes replacing “menstruate” with “max”…just me.
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
18 with “fairly good form?” Do you mean those kip-up things where you use your body’s momentum? If you’re so strong then why don’t you make a better physique for yourself?
oh right… cause you “need the weight”
a strong, light and well built athlete is always going to do better than a “strong” fat, heavy athlete… unless i have the universe in reverse… and ESPN doesn’t exist… and i’m a total schizophrenic… and this isn’t even real life… which means you’re not real… which means this whole thing is pointless… [/quote]
lol more like strong fat and built and heavy not to mention agile.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.
i’d like to see it.
fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.
You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.
A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.
You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.
Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.
No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.
I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.
Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.
Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.
I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?
You are a liar. Until you post a video for ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING VIDEO, of your claimed lifts I will not even dignify your questions with a truthful respnse. I already have one video up. I guess I can’t expect more from you. So just post one video.
When are you going to stop bullshitting about all this I only max out once a month. Walk into the gym, do your warm up, and lift the damn weight. We already know you can’t so it doesnt really matter how many times you repeat your bullshit. [/quote]
also you should not max out too many times. Its dumb. I did 18 fairly good pullups. I wish I recorded it. Too bad. I show it some time.
also i do have a physique just not a gppd one. Im just big but know cares im strong and fast. I will lose fat. In fact I am dieting right now. When I cut I look better… Also im bigger than you you little small fuck suave.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
He maxes out once a month? Sounds like hes replacing “menstruate” with “max”…just me.[/quote]
You have to gain some mass. You are too skinny or are you competing?
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
I’ve read this whole damn thread, and while I’d like to believe that this is just a seriouslly dedicated troll it appears that this is an actual delusional kid posting all this nonsense.
Chicktuna, if you’re as strong and as fast as you proclaim where are the college offers stuffing your folks mailbox? Where are your rivals.com or youtube profile highlights? Here’s the deal man, you need to drop between 20-30lbs and work on your speed and agility.
At 5’7" you don’t have many options other than running back or maybe special teams, and with a 5.6 you’re not even quick enough to pick up errant passes as a ball retriever employed by the stadium.
Right now you’re a delusional 17 year old legend in his own mind who’s future involves telling anyone within ear shot about what a stud football player you were inbetween bites of frito pie drenched mountain dew while trying not to stain your wal-mart apron.
Listen to the people here kid. If you sift through the bullshit there’s some great advice. It’s up to you to apply it.[/quote]
Ok I do not run a fukin 5.6. OK. I thought wrong. I run quick. I am good but not the best. I run like a 4.6 at this weight. I do have to cut a little I made up my mind that it would be better to cut. I am good at football but not rivals good. I proubly would end up getting an offer in d1 but I proubly would not start. I am misunderstood. I never said I was not fat. I said im big but everyone says im obese. That is not true. But i am a 10th grader and I got all confernce in varsity.
[quote]Solid1974 wrote:
From your pics, you like like you’re carrying at least 40-50 lbs of blubber, take that away and your stout 155lbs of muscle, which means you probably currently play bench warmer for your touch-football team
I’m sorry to say, but I have a better chance at playing half back than your twinkie infused ass does…
Also, I’ll buy a bottle of Rot Rox and send it to you if you post a video of you doing 6 pulls up in a row…[/quote]
Ok is this a joke. your fukin small. I am bigger than you are.lol. Chins cant run and I run your ass over small fuck. 55 is way to much. More like 30 ro be cut.
[quote]chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.
i’d like to see it.
fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.
You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.
A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.
You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.
Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.
No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.
I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.
Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.
Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.
I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?
You are a liar. Until you post a video for ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING VIDEO, of your claimed lifts I will not even dignify your questions with a truthful respnse. I already have one video up. I guess I can’t expect more from you. So just post one video.
When are you going to stop bullshitting about all this I only max out once a month. Walk into the gym, do your warm up, and lift the damn weight. We already know you can’t so it doesnt really matter how many times you repeat your bullshit.
There is one fukin video. Holy shit it takes wayy to long to upload it. Also You see the handspring. You do it big guy.
[/quote]
FIRST OF ALL that isn’t a handspring, you moron.
And you know damn well no one gives a shit if you can jump to your feet from a laying position. You said you were able to do a backtuck, you lied. You did, quite possibly, the furthest thing from a backflip. Shit, you can’t even do a back handspring, let alone a backflip.
Post a video of one of your bogus lifting claims.
Your options are
405 Bench press
500 squat
25 pullups
75 pushups
315 bench press for a double
You have claimed every one of those lifts so those are the choices…
No one is asking you to max out all of the time or even more than once. You only need to do it one time to take a video. I didn’t realize that needed to be explained, but no amount of your stupidity is surprising.