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[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.

i’d like to see it.

fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.

You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.

A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.

You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.

Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.

No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.

I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.

Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.

Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.

I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?

You are a liar. Until you post a video for ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING VIDEO, of your claimed lifts I will not even dignify your questions with a truthful respnse. I already have one video up. I guess I can’t expect more from you. So just post one video.

When are you going to stop bullshitting about all this I only max out once a month. Walk into the gym, do your warm up, and lift the damn weight. We already know you can’t so it doesnt really matter how many times you repeat your bullshit.

There is one fukin video. Holy shit it takes wayy to long to upload it. Also You see the handspring. You do it big guy.

FIRST OF ALL that isn’t a handspring, you moron.

And you know damn well no one gives a shit if you can jump to your feet from a laying position. You said you were able to do a backtuck, you lied. You did, quite possibly, the furthest thing from a backflip. Shit, you can’t even do a back handspring, let alone a backflip.

Post a video of one of your bogus lifting claims.

Your options are
405 Bench press
500 squat
25 pullups
75 pushups
315 bench press for a double

You have claimed every one of those lifts so those are the choices…

No one is asking you to max out all of the time or even more than once. You only need to do it one time to take a video. I didn’t realize that needed to be explained, but no amount of your stupidity is surprising.

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I was just showing cool things to see the idea of how agile I am. I could do a backtuck. Its just that I gonna keep posting other things till I fially decide to post the backtuck just so you start to realize I real. Litlle by little. I never said 405 bench press and 500 pound squat. i was saying if I said that it would be rediculous claims.

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[quote]chicktuna wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
I’ve read this whole damn thread, and while I’d like to believe that this is just a seriouslly dedicated troll it appears that this is an actual delusional kid posting all this nonsense.

Chicktuna, if you’re as strong and as fast as you proclaim where are the college offers stuffing your folks mailbox? Where are your rivals.com or youtube profile highlights? Here’s the deal man, you need to drop between 20-30lbs and work on your speed and agility.

At 5’7" you don’t have many options other than running back or maybe special teams, and with a 5.6 you’re not even quick enough to pick up errant passes as a ball retriever employed by the stadium.

Right now you’re a delusional 17 year old legend in his own mind who’s future involves telling anyone within ear shot about what a stud football player you were inbetween bites of frito pie drenched mountain dew while trying not to stain your wal-mart apron.

Listen to the people here kid. If you sift through the bullshit there’s some great advice. It’s up to you to apply it.

Ok I do not run a fukin 5.6. OK. I thought wrong. I run quick. I am good but not the best. I run like a 4.6 at this weight. I do have to cut a little I made up my mind that it would be better to cut. I am good at football but not rivals good. I proubly would end up getting an offer in d1 but I proubly would not start. I am misunderstood. I never said I was not fat. I said im big but everyone says im obese. That is not true. But i am a 10th grader and I got all confernce in varsity.
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Bullshit. There is no way -NO WAY- you run a 4.6.

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
I’ve read this whole damn thread, and while I’d like to believe that this is just a seriouslly dedicated troll it appears that this is an actual delusional kid posting all this nonsense.

Chicktuna, if you’re as strong and as fast as you proclaim where are the college offers stuffing your folks mailbox? Where are your rivals.com or youtube profile highlights? Here’s the deal man, you need to drop between 20-30lbs and work on your speed and agility.

At 5’7" you don’t have many options other than running back or maybe special teams, and with a 5.6 you’re not even quick enough to pick up errant passes as a ball retriever employed by the stadium.

Right now you’re a delusional 17 year old legend in his own mind who’s future involves telling anyone within ear shot about what a stud football player you were inbetween bites of frito pie drenched mountain dew while trying not to stain your wal-mart apron.

Listen to the people here kid. If you sift through the bullshit there’s some great advice. It’s up to you to apply it.

Ok I do not run a fukin 5.6. OK. I thought wrong. I run quick. I am good but not the best. I run like a 4.6 at this weight. I do have to cut a little I made up my mind that it would be better to cut. I am good at football but not rivals good. I proubly would end up getting an offer in d1 but I proubly would not start. I am misunderstood. I never said I was not fat. I said im big but everyone says im obese. That is not true. But i am a 10th grader and I got all confernce in varsity.

Bullshit. There is no way -NO WAY- you run a 4.6.[/quote]

Look at my video of me doing a kik jump. I think thats what you call it. Im agile. I am fast. I am strong. I am fat. I am musculer.peroid.

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[quote]chicktuna wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
I’ve read this whole damn thread, and while I’d like to believe that this is just a seriouslly dedicated troll it appears that this is an actual delusional kid posting all this nonsense.

Chicktuna, if you’re as strong and as fast as you proclaim where are the college offers stuffing your folks mailbox? Where are your rivals.com or youtube profile highlights? Here’s the deal man, you need to drop between 20-30lbs and work on your speed and agility.

At 5’7" you don’t have many options other than running back or maybe special teams, and with a 5.6 you’re not even quick enough to pick up errant passes as a ball retriever employed by the stadium.

Right now you’re a delusional 17 year old legend in his own mind who’s future involves telling anyone within ear shot about what a stud football player you were inbetween bites of frito pie drenched mountain dew while trying not to stain your wal-mart apron.

Listen to the people here kid. If you sift through the bullshit there’s some great advice. It’s up to you to apply it.

Ok I do not run a fukin 5.6. OK. I thought wrong. I run quick. I am good but not the best. I run like a 4.6 at this weight. I do have to cut a little I made up my mind that it would be better to cut. I am good at football but not rivals good. I proubly would end up getting an offer in d1 but I proubly would not start. I am misunderstood. I never said I was not fat. I said im big but everyone says im obese. That is not true. But i am a 10th grader and I got all confernce in varsity.

Bullshit. There is no way -NO WAY- you run a 4.6.

Look at my video of me doing a kik jump. I think thats what you call it. Im agile. I am fast. I am strong. I am fat. I am musculer.peroid.[/quote]

What? How does a video of you kinda pulling one off and falling over during the other attempt prove you can run a 4.6? You originally said a 5.6, now you’re saying it’s a full second slower. It’s not. You’re not fast, you’re not agile and you’re not muscular. If you were ANY OF THESE, people here would be taking you seriously and not making fun of you at every oppertunity. How do you not get that? You are so full of shit it’s mind boggling. I mean literally, my mind is currently boggled.

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I don’t know what your goal with training is, but whatever it is, I would loose some weight, if I was you. Don’t now if you have posted other pics, but on the pics on page 1 you don’t look like a lifter but a fat kid. Sorry to tell you…

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LOL! I didn’t realize that “musclar” and “fat” went hand in hand.

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LOL! I didn’t realize that “muscular” and “fat” went hand in hand.

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[quote]also you should not max out too many times. Its dumb. I did 18 fairly good pullups. I wish I recorded it. Too bad. I show it some time.
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I still don’t understand why you refuse to put up videos just to shut everybody up.

Fine then, don’t max out… do like 2 - 3 reps with 10 less pounds or something. What is your logic in saying that it takes too long to upload videos and shit? There is no logic… you’re just a bullshitter until you have proof.

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[quote]
Look at my video of me doing a kik jump. I think thats what you call it. Im agile. I am fast. I am strong. I am fat. I am musculer.peroid.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
I’ve read this whole damn thread, and while I’d like to believe that this is just a seriouslly dedicated troll it appears that this is an actual delusional kid posting all this nonsense.

Chicktuna, if you’re as strong and as fast as you proclaim where are the college offers stuffing your folks mailbox? Where are your rivals.com or youtube profile highlights? Here’s the deal man, you need to drop between 20-30lbs and work on your speed and agility.

At 5’7" you don’t have many options other than running back or maybe special teams, and with a 5.6 you’re not even quick enough to pick up errant passes as a ball retriever employed by the stadium.

Right now you’re a delusional 17 year old legend in his own mind who’s future involves telling anyone within ear shot about what a stud football player you were inbetween bites of frito pie drenched mountain dew while trying not to stain your wal-mart apron.

Listen to the people here kid. If you sift through the bullshit there’s some great advice. It’s up to you to apply it.

Ok I do not run a fukin 5.6. OK. I thought wrong. I run quick. I am good but not the best. I run like a 4.6 at this weight. I do have to cut a little I made up my mind that it would be better to cut. I am good at football but not rivals good. I proubly would end up getting an offer in d1 but I proubly would not start. I am misunderstood. I never said I was not fat. I said im big but everyone says im obese. That is not true. But i am a 10th grader and I got all confernce in varsity.

Bullshit. There is no way -NO WAY- you run a 4.6.

Look at my video of me doing a kik jump. I think thats what you call it. Im agile. I am fast. I am strong. I am fat. I am musculer.peroid.

What? How does a video of you kinda pulling one off and falling over during the other attempt prove you can run a 4.6? You originally said a 5.6, now you’re saying it’s a full second slower. It’s not. You’re not fast, you’re not agile and you’re not muscular. If you were ANY OF THESE, people here would be taking you seriously and not making fun of you at every oppertunity. How do you not get that? You are so full of shit it’s mind boggling. I mean literally, my mind is currently boggled.[/quote]

i was in wooden floor with a shirt over my head. I tried with one hand too. I slipped. Look I am fat but have mass like it or not. I am fat. I understand why you feel like im lying. I would not belive me too but its just one of those mistakes that happens. Also you try it. I know they are takng to me seroiuly but i never said i was fat. I do have mass like it or not.

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[quote]Suave323 wrote:
also you should not max out too many times. Its dumb. I did 18 fairly good pullups. I wish I recorded it. Too bad. I show it some time.

I still don’t understand why you refuse to put up videos just to shut everybody up.

Fine then, don’t max out… do like 2 - 3 reps with 10 less pounds or something. What is your logic in saying that it takes too long to upload videos and shit? There is no logic… you’re just a bullshitter until you have proof.[/quote]

well I am posting some videos. Just wait god dammit.

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This idiot is still confused about the 40 yard sprint.

5.6 seconds is apparently too good for him to have.
So he drops it down to 4.6 seconds because it’s a lower number.

This is rich.
[popcorn]

I don’t believe a 17 year old has the capacity to put on for this long without giving any signs. In 200+ posts there hasn’t been a single sign of intelligle conversation from this guy.

This kid is going to end up killing himself.

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[quote]SPQA wrote:
This idiot is still confused about the 40 yard sprint.

5.6 seconds is apparently too good for him to have.
So he drops it down to 4.6 seconds because it’s a lower number.

This is rich.
[popcorn]

I don’t believe a 17 year old has the capacity to put on for this long without giving any signs. In 200+ posts there hasn’t been a single sign of intelligle conversation from this guy.

This kid is going to end up killing himself.[/quote]

cant wait to post of pic

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You promised HolyMac a fuckin backflip!

Where the hell is it???

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[quote]chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
chicktuna wrote:
BONEZ217 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i noticed you said you could do a backtuck.

i’d like to see it.

fuck it. if you can really do a backflip. i’ll learn to do a backflip.

You won’t see a video. He’s been called out on his claim of a 315 or 305 bench press and 25 pullups. Not surprising he bitched out. He makes stuff up to justify being fat. I can’t fathom someone that topheavy doing any sort of acrobatics.

A backflip is not that hard. It all about not being scared. Mostly anyone could do it. I could do about 25 chinups.

You are one of the biggest bullshit artists around.

Are you really saying you can do a back flip from a standing position? I don’t even think you can do a back handspring without breaking your neck.

No shot you can do 25 chinups from a dead hang with your chin at least reaching the height of the bar.

I don’t even think you can do 25 strict pushup either.

Post a video. Shut me up…
If you don’t have the capability to take a video, shut the hell up and stop making rediculous claims.

Ok in my push ups I could do like 75 or 70 strict pushups. I don’t max out till next month since I maxed out like a week ago. Today I did 18 CHINUPS with fairly goood form.

I post a video on box squats with 365 for 3 to 5 rep and I will fuck you up. Also I bench 405 and squat 500. Now that is a rediculous claim. I could do 315 bench 2 times. How much can you do?

You are a liar. Until you post a video for ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING VIDEO, of your claimed lifts I will not even dignify your questions with a truthful respnse. I already have one video up. I guess I can’t expect more from you. So just post one video.

When are you going to stop bullshitting about all this I only max out once a month. Walk into the gym, do your warm up, and lift the damn weight. We already know you can’t so it doesnt really matter how many times you repeat your bullshit.

There is one fukin video. Holy shit it takes wayy to long to upload it. Also You see the handspring. You do it big guy.

FIRST OF ALL that isn’t a handspring, you moron.

And you know damn well no one gives a shit if you can jump to your feet from a laying position. You said you were able to do a backtuck, you lied. You did, quite possibly, the furthest thing from a backflip. Shit, you can’t even do a back handspring, let alone a backflip.

Post a video of one of your bogus lifting claims.

Your options are
405 Bench press
500 squat
25 pullups
75 pushups
315 bench press for a double

You have claimed every one of those lifts so those are the choices…

No one is asking you to max out all of the time or even more than once. You only need to do it one time to take a video. I didn’t realize that needed to be explained, but no amount of your stupidity is surprising.

I was just showing cool things to see the idea of how agile I am. I could do a backtuck. Its just that I gonna keep posting other things till I fially decide to post the backtuck just so you start to realize I real. Litlle by little. I never said 405 bench press and 500 pound squat. i was saying if I said that it would be rediculous claims.
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Shut your mouth. I’d like to slice a piece of bacon off your back and slap you with it.

You haven’t posted a video of the backflip because your fluffy ass can’t do it. Plain and Simple.

I dont have any intention of going back to previous posts so you’re off the hook for a 400lb bench and 500 squat. 315 or 305 bench (whatever you said) for a double is stil on the table. The most outrageous claim you’ve made is 25 pullups. You can’t do it and you know it. You’re a pussy. Would you like to put some money on the line for any of these claims?

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This is the best thread on the internet.

If chicktuna can run “like a 4.6”, I will literally saw my left hand off and post the video.

BONEZ, please keep roasting this kid.

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The lastt hing I want to do is badmouth a little kid, but this is getting very annoying.

Kid, you don;t have a physique.
None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Bupkes. Shunyata.

You’re not powerlifter “fat”, go see heavythrower’s physique, thats a guy who has a few pounds to spare and will look amazing (and I mean REALLY jacked) when he leans out.
you’re not N3wb fat (he’s way obese but carrying a considerably muscular body under gallons of fat)
HECK, you’re not even “novagreg” fat (a 200 pound somewhat built man in a 260 pound fat body), you look like the competitors on “celebrity fit club” and I see no muscular development on you yet. You’re a 150 pound boy in a 205 pound body. I don;t believe a SINGLE stat youve posted but I don;t need to see any vids. Youre on the physique forum, go earn a physique and return.

Go train properly and everyone please ix-nay on the e-bashing. Its getting sad.

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
You’re not powerlifter “fat”, go see heavythrower’s physique, thats a guy who has a few pounds to spare and will look amazing (and I mean REALLY jacked) when he leans out.
you’re not N3wb fat (he’s way obese but carrying a considerably muscular body under gallons of fat) [/quote]

No offence but Meganewb is fucking massive, and incredibly strong too.

This chicktuna is just bullshit.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BACKFLIP!? Let’s see these promised videos of “agileness”…

A stick is more agile and flexible than you.

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Fat and muscular eh? Dude you just need to zip it. Zip it good! (whip crack!)

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What’s your name? I’ll submit it to get selected to go on “The Biggest Loser”. Eventually they’ll have the ‘Moron Teenager’ edition.