[quote]TheSolution wrote:
Great post man! Entertaining, true, and sometimes funny.
While I maybe only 185, 5’ 9", (shut up, I’m 15 and can only train 5 months out of the year because of sports haha) I’m still trying to become the “big guy.”
The only thing I disagree on, is 1). Because if some guy is talking trash to me, I’m going to rip his heart out and feed it to my dog.[/quote]
Im more bad ass than you.
[quote]Mega Newb wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Great post man! Entertaining, true, and sometimes funny.
While I maybe only 185, 5’ 9", (shut up, I’m 15 and can only train 5 months out of the year because of sports haha) I’m still trying to become the “big guy.”
The only thing I disagree on, is 1). Because if some guy is talking trash to me, I’m going to rip his heart out and feed it to my dog.
Im more bad ass than you.[/quote]
I bet my mom is probably more bad ass than him 
My husband and his brother are 6’4"/230 and 6’2" 220, respectively. Every time my sister’s scrawny ex-husband would go out with us, he would try to start shit and expect my husband and brother in law to back him up.
Funny thing is, if anyone ever bit on anything, they would’ve let that jerk get his ass beat. Could never stand him!
That’s pretty good. #4 and #9 are especially true. I don’t give a rats ass what you used to bench, and what the hell am I going to do with 2 eggs and a 6oz steak? I see all of these news stories about how “portions are too big in American restaurants.” Bullshit.
[quote]JGerman wrote:
This is great! I picture you guys sitting around in a circle crying and saying how used and dirty you feel because people that hang around you talk schmidt when you are around and you get asked, 'do you play ball?"…
as you were…[/quote]
I know…Such a hard life, right?
[quote]Hanley wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Great post man! Entertaining, true, and sometimes funny.
While I maybe only 185, 5’ 9", (shut up, I’m 15 and can only train 5 months out of the year because of sports haha) I’m still trying to become the “big guy.”
The only thing I disagree on, is 1). Because if some guy is talking trash to me, I’m going to rip his heart out and feed it to my dog.
Dude. By your own admission, you’re 15. Stop trying to act like a hard ass.[/quote]
You don’t know me, don’t know what I’ve seen, don’t know how much I know, don’t know anything about me really. Don’t act like you do then.
Then again, I don’t know anything about you either. So I’m not going to pass judgement about you, and I’d like the same respect back.
But if some punk is talking trash to you, are you just gonna sit there like a fool and take it? Put him in his place bro.
[quote]TheSolution wrote:
Hanley wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Great post man! Entertaining, true, and sometimes funny.
While I maybe only 185, 5’ 9", (shut up, I’m 15 and can only train 5 months out of the year because of sports haha) I’m still trying to become the “big guy.”
The only thing I disagree on, is 1). Because if some guy is talking trash to me, I’m going to rip his heart out and feed it to my dog.
Dude. By your own admission, you’re 15. Stop trying to act like a hard ass.
You don’t know me, don’t know what I’ve seen, don’t know how much I know, don’t know anything about me really. Don’t act like you do then.
Then again, I don’t know anything about you either. So I’m not going to pass judgement about you, and I’d like the same respect back.
But if some punk is talking trash to you, are you just gonna sit there like a fool and take it? Put him in his place bro.[/quote]
Im way more bad ass than you.
There are a lot of trash-talking punks in the world. If you want to put them all in their place, you better be prepared to make it a full time job.
And if you keep fighting everyone who does it, eventually you’ll get your ass kicked; either through bad luck or running into someone who is simply better. And there is always someone better than you out there, no matter how good you are.
Sometimes you’ve got to fight. But at least do it to protect your friends, family, or some other GOOD reason. As in no matter how it ends up, you can look back and see it was worth it.
I mean, for fucks sake, excercise some fucking discretion.
Until you’ve gotten the stitches, spent the night in lockup wondering if you’re gonna get charged, and seen the blokes with broken jaws, noses and teeth, you really shouldn’t be making the decision to try to bash every punk who talks shit.
Maybe you should look at what those guys look like if they can’t come up with the cash to make their face look like it used to.
Maybe you could realise that while in theory fighting over little things in front of the girls will make them think you’re a “big man”; in reality when the blood is everywhere and they’ve been interviewed by the cops for an hour, odds are they’ll think you’re a monster.
But then again, what the fuck do I know? I mean, I don’t know you, and all I’m going from is the fact that you’re 15 and talking about starting fights over things which older and bigger guys don’t sweat.
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
[quote]smokotime wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Hanley wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Great post man! Entertaining, true, and sometimes funny.
While I maybe only 185, 5’ 9", (shut up, I’m 15 and can only train 5 months out of the year because of sports haha) I’m still trying to become the “big guy.”
The only thing I disagree on, is 1). Because if some guy is talking trash to me, I’m going to rip his heart out and feed it to my dog.
Dude. By your own admission, you’re 15. Stop trying to act like a hard ass.
You don’t know me, don’t know what I’ve seen, don’t know how much I know, don’t know anything about me really. Don’t act like you do then.
Then again, I don’t know anything about you either. So I’m not going to pass judgement about you, and I’d like the same respect back.
But if some punk is talking trash to you, are you just gonna sit there like a fool and take it? Put him in his place bro.
There are a lot of trash-talking punks in the world. If you want to put them all in their place, you better be prepared to make it a full time job.
And if you keep fighting everyone who does it, eventually you’ll get your ass kicked; either through bad luck or running into someone who is simply better. And there is always someone better than you out there, no matter how good you are.
Sometimes you’ve got to fight. But at least do it to protect your friends, family, or some other GOOD reason. As in no matter how it ends up, you can look back and see it was worth it.
I mean, for fucks sake, excercise some fucking discretion.
Until you’ve gotten the stitches, spent the night in lockup wondering if you’re gonna get charged, and seen the blokes with broken jaws, noses and teeth, you really shouldn’t be making the decision to try to bash every punk who talks shit.
Maybe you should look at what those guys look like if they can’t come up with the cash to make there face look like it used to.
Maybe you could realise that while in theory fighting over little things in front of the girls will make them think you’re a "big man; in reality when the blood is everywhere and they’ve been interviewed by the cops for an hour, odds are they’ll think you’re a monster.
But then again, what the fuck do I know? I mean, I don’t know you, and all I’m going from is the fact that you’re 15 and talking about starting fights over things which older and bigger guys don’t sweat.
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
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Interpretation: Mega newb is more bad ass than you.
[quote]smokotime wrote:
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
[/quote]
Amen, well put.
[quote]smokotime wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Hanley wrote:
TheSolution wrote:
Great post man! Entertaining, true, and sometimes funny.
While I maybe only 185, 5’ 9", (shut up, I’m 15 and can only train 5 months out of the year because of sports haha) I’m still trying to become the “big guy.”
The only thing I disagree on, is 1). Because if some guy is talking trash to me, I’m going to rip his heart out and feed it to my dog.
Dude. By your own admission, you’re 15. Stop trying to act like a hard ass.
You don’t know me, don’t know what I’ve seen, don’t know how much I know, don’t know anything about me really. Don’t act like you do then.
Then again, I don’t know anything about you either. So I’m not going to pass judgement about you, and I’d like the same respect back.
But if some punk is talking trash to you, are you just gonna sit there like a fool and take it? Put him in his place bro.
There are a lot of trash-talking punks in the world. If you want to put them all in their place, you better be prepared to make it a full time job.
And if you keep fighting everyone who does it, eventually you’ll get your ass kicked; either through bad luck or running into someone who is simply better. And there is always someone better than you out there, no matter how good you are.
Sometimes you’ve got to fight. But at least do it to protect your friends, family, or some other GOOD reason. As in no matter how it ends up, you can look back and see it was worth it.
I mean, for fucks sake, excercise some fucking discretion.
Until you’ve gotten the stitches, spent the night in lockup wondering if you’re gonna get charged, and seen the blokes with broken jaws, noses and teeth, you really shouldn’t be making the decision to try to bash every punk who talks shit.
Maybe you should look at what those guys look like if they can’t come up with the cash to make their face look like it used to.
Maybe you could realise that while in theory fighting over little things in front of the girls will make them think you’re a "big man; in reality when the blood is everywhere and they’ve been interviewed by the cops for an hour, odds are they’ll think you’re a monster.
But then again, what the fuck do I know? I mean, I don’t know you, and all I’m going from is the fact that you’re 15 and talking about starting fights over things which older and bigger guys don’t sweat.
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
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Whopper post. Put together MUCH better than I would have too…
[quote]smokotime wrote:
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
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Hell, I may have to put that on a shirt.
[quote]hoosegow wrote:
smokotime wrote:
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
Hell, I may have to put that on a shirt.
[/quote]
You can only get them in XXL and up.
[quote]Boffin wrote:
hoosegow wrote:
smokotime wrote:
Part of being a big dog is being able to ignore the little dogs yapping.
Hell, I may have to put that on a shirt.
You can only get them in XXL and up.[/quote]
Great…I’ll have a shirt that fits me, but will be too long because I’m short. It sucks being 5’6" and built like a damn pitbull.
I tired to embed the video but couldn’t get it to work.
Here is the link bad ass.
As you were…
lol meganewb u probs are more bad ass than everyone hahaha
[quote]JGerman wrote:
I tired to embed the video but couldn’t get it to work.
Here is the link bad ass.
As you were…
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=101&qid=1119
[/quote]
I assume your talking to me, because Im a bad ass, and I also posted your stats as a insult earlier.
No video on there, you fail at more than just lifting.
As you were…
[quote]bignate wrote:
lol meganewb u probs are more bad ass than everyone hahaha[/quote]
This is true. >B^)
[quote]Mega Newb wrote:
JGerman wrote:
I tired to embed the video but couldn’t get it to work.
Here is the link bad ass.
As you were…
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=101&qid=1119
I assume your talking to me, because Im a bad ass, and I also posted your stats as a insult earlier.
No video on there, you fail at more than just lifting.
As you were…
bignate wrote:
lol meganewb u probs are more bad ass than everyone hahaha
This is true. >B^)
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Last post on this thread.
The world is full of 17 year old bad asses aren’t they. So you think my stats are insulting?
My 320 pound friend, I hope you are putting your big bones to work in some way other than just lifting. Guys like you need to be creating holes in a D-line so guys like me can celebrate with the cheerleaders. I’d be willing to bet that you are at least a quater worth of fat if not closer to 40%.
Check the link again. It is a clip for Fight Club - Bob and his bitch tits.
“It is the ones who say they are the toughest, craziest, or a bad ass that you have to worry the least about.”
-Wise Old Man
As you were young man…
[quote]JGerman wrote:
Mega Newb wrote:
JGerman wrote:
I tired to embed the video but couldn’t get it to work.
Here is the link bad ass.
As you were…
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=101&qid=1119
I assume your talking to me, because Im a bad ass, and I also posted your stats as a insult earlier.
No video on there, you fail at more than just lifting.
As you were…
bignate wrote:
lol meganewb u probs are more bad ass than everyone hahaha
This is true. >B^)
Last post on this thread.
The world is full of 17 year old bad asses aren’t they. So you think my stats are insulting?
My 320 pound friend, I hope you are putting your big bones to work in some way other than just lifting. Guys like you need to be creating holes in a D-line so guys like me can celebrate with the cheerleaders. I’d be willing to bet that you are at least a quater worth of fat if not closer to 40%.
Check the link again. It is a clip for Fight Club - Bob and his bitch tits.
“It is the ones who say they are the toughest, craziest, or a bad ass that you have to worry the least about.”
-Wise Old Man
As you were young man…
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A quarter would be 1% under what my body fat calipers say actually.
You fail yet again.
I typically don’t like to jump in on a back and forth on a thread, but WTF is up with the “…as you were” BS at the end of each of your posts?