Zerchers are the Shiznit

[quote]PeteS wrote:
DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
my twin is also slimming down with me… awwww shucks:)

i’ve noticed that the leaner i get, the more body hair i apprear to have… strange.

That’s cuz the individual hairs get closer together the more you shrink…

Now this is funny, because this morning I went to clip my head, and ended up doing the whole front of my torso too (but with a guard on). Man do I look sexy, and before I ate or drank much water, I looked kinda fit even. I acutally have pecs under that fat and hair!!! [/quote]

my problem with trimming the body is where do you start and stop?? i pretty much have a fur layer everywhere. i’m pretty sure that the only place i don’t have hair is on my palms and bottoms of my feet.

[quote]ecogenx wrote:
So now we’ll all be ripped and shaved down?? This is getting kinkier all the time. Pete, did the wife like the new look??[/quote]

It usually is a quartrly thing for me, so she wasn’t too surprised:)

[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
PeteS wrote:
DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
my twin is also slimming down with me… awwww shucks:)

i’ve noticed that the leaner i get, the more body hair i apprear to have… strange.

That’s cuz the individual hairs get closer together the more you shrink…

Now this is funny, because this morning I went to clip my head, and ended up doing the whole front of my torso too (but with a guard on). Man do I look sexy, and before I ate or drank much water, I looked kinda fit even. I acutally have pecs under that fat and hair!!!

my problem with trimming the body is where do you start and stop?? i pretty much have a fur layer everywhere. i’m pretty sure that the only place i don’t have hair is on my palms and bottoms of my feet.

[/quote]

A bath in Nair would take care of it all.

[quote]ecogenx wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
PeteS wrote:
DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
my twin is also slimming down with me… awwww shucks:)

i’ve noticed that the leaner i get, the more body hair i apprear to have… strange.

That’s cuz the individual hairs get closer together the more you shrink…

Now this is funny, because this morning I went to clip my head, and ended up doing the whole front of my torso too (but with a guard on). Man do I look sexy, and before I ate or drank much water, I looked kinda fit even. I acutally have pecs under that fat and hair!!!

my problem with trimming the body is where do you start and stop?? i pretty much have a fur layer everywhere. i’m pretty sure that the only place i don’t have hair is on my palms and bottoms of my feet.

A bath in Nair would take care of it all.[/quote]

i would go from looking like sasquach to looking like some wierd space alien.

[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
ecogenx wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
PeteS wrote:
DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
my twin is also slimming down with me… awwww shucks:)

i’ve noticed that the leaner i get, the more body hair i apprear to have… strange.

That’s cuz the individual hairs get closer together the more you shrink…

Now this is funny, because this morning I went to clip my head, and ended up doing the whole front of my torso too (but with a guard on). Man do I look sexy, and before I ate or drank much water, I looked kinda fit even. I acutally have pecs under that fat and hair!!!

my problem with trimming the body is where do you start and stop?? i pretty much have a fur layer everywhere. i’m pretty sure that the only place i don’t have hair is on my palms and bottoms of my feet.

A bath in Nair would take care of it all.

i would go from looking like sasquach to looking like some wierd space alien.

[/quote]

You know, not one of us is right in the head… this exchange has made it clear.

[quote]PeteS wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
ecogenx wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
PeteS wrote:
DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
my twin is also slimming down with me… awwww shucks:)

i’ve noticed that the leaner i get, the more body hair i apprear to have… strange.

That’s cuz the individual hairs get closer together the more you shrink…

Now this is funny, because this morning I went to clip my head, and ended up doing the whole front of my torso too (but with a guard on). Man do I look sexy, and before I ate or drank much water, I looked kinda fit even. I acutally have pecs under that fat and hair!!!

my problem with trimming the body is where do you start and stop?? i pretty much have a fur layer everywhere. i’m pretty sure that the only place i don’t have hair is on my palms and bottoms of my feet.

A bath in Nair would take care of it all.

i would go from looking like sasquach to looking like some wierd space alien.

You know, not one of us is right in the head… this exchange has made it clear. [/quote]

Pete, I knew that several months ago. Besides what normal person wants to spuat a truck and bench a house.

[quote]ecogenx wrote:
PeteS wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
ecogenx wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
PeteS wrote:
DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
my twin is also slimming down with me… awwww shucks:)

i’ve noticed that the leaner i get, the more body hair i apprear to have… strange.

That’s cuz the individual hairs get closer together the more you shrink…

Now this is funny, because this morning I went to clip my head, and ended up doing the whole front of my torso too (but with a guard on). Man do I look sexy, and before I ate or drank much water, I looked kinda fit even. I acutally have pecs under that fat and hair!!!

my problem with trimming the body is where do you start and stop?? i pretty much have a fur layer everywhere. i’m pretty sure that the only place i don’t have hair is on my palms and bottoms of my feet.

A bath in Nair would take care of it all.

i would go from looking like sasquach to looking like some wierd space alien.

You know, not one of us is right in the head… this exchange has made it clear.

Pete, I knew that several months ago. Besides what normal person wants to spuat a truck and bench a house.[/quote]

That sounds like a muscle imbalance, it would be more normal to squat a house, and bench a truck…

wow, looks like the whole team will be posing for Abercrombie and Fitch now…

Good work on the slimming, minus the fast food pigout. :slight_smile:

So are you and Meat gonna go in together on some gold lame posing pouches?

Theres an untapped market out there for muscular, bald men. Abercrombie and Fitch could use us.

I think we’d look better in silver posing trunks. It would show off our strapless tans better.

9/14
deadlift 315x5,355x5,405x7
GM 135 12x5 sets
Hanging leg raises 5 sets
krok row 80x26 each arm

At 7 reps with 405 I was totally sucking wind. I don’t have the conditioning yet for high rep deads. Also, my tail bone is killing me. Don’t knowhow I hurt it though.

I agree, muscular bald men are under-appreciated in the media. However, I am going to wear cobalt blue posing trunks, it helps bring out my eyes, even when they are hooded with a creatine and chineese food bloat…

[quote]ecogenx wrote:
Theres an untapped market out there for muscular, bald men. Abercrombie and Fitch could use us.

I think we’d look better in silver posing trunks. It would show off our strapless tans better.

9/14
deadlift 315x5,355x5,405x7
GM 135 12x5 sets
Hanging leg raises 5 sets
krok row 80x26 each arm

At 7 reps with 405 I was totally sucking wind. I don’t have the conditioning yet for high rep deads. Also, my tail bone is killing me. Don’t knowhow I hurt it though. [/quote]

That counts me out… I have a farmer tan.

i’m neither bald nor muscular, and I’m not losing weight. guess I’ll go lurk somewhere else…

what about skinny white midgets?
where do I fit in on the abercrombie scale?

kmc

Pete, sounds good. Definately play up the blue eyes.

Willy and MJ, there’s room for you guys in the club too. We do not discriminate.

[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
what about skinny white midgets?
where do I fit in on the abercrombie scale?

kmc[/quote]

You fit right in with the rest of us misfits. Plenty of room for someone who can OH squat his bodyweight.

[quote]ecogenx wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
what about skinny white midgets?
where do I fit in on the abercrombie scale?

kmc

You fit right in with the rest of us misfits. Plenty of room for someone who can OH squat his bodyweight.[/quote]

KMC, Your lack of a neck is a free pass in its self.

The League of Extraordinary, Neckless, Balding, Fat, Extremely Strong Gentlemen.

sadly my neck is just under 18"or so this is the smallest its ever been.

i feel like the squirt gun that shoots jelly