What’s the best way to make a woman orgasm?
Who gives a fuck.
Why don’t women wear wrist watches?
'cause there’s a clock on the stove.
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up
to them and displayed his endowments. The first old lady had a stroke,
the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady’s arms were too
short to reach.
Q: What is bloody, pulpy, veiny, and crawling up a woman’s leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
This woman goes to the zoo and gets raped by a gorilla. After she gets out of the hospital she’s interviewed by the television news. The reporter says, ‘that must really hurt’…she says it sure does. He don’t call, he don’t write.
I don’t really remember the build up because I just say the punchline and crack up.