“The best is the guy with the most.” -Fast Eddie Felson (Paul Newman) in The Color of Money
Hey Kayrob: Heres a question for ya?
Alec Baldwin from Malice
“I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, “Dennis”, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.”
“We’re on a mission from God”
Blues Brothers
“You see Lonestar, in the battle of good and evil, evil shall triumph, for good is dumb”
Spaceballs
Girl 1-“where’s my cat?”
Rocco-“I killed your cat you druggie bitch.”
Girl 1-“You what? Why?”
Rocco-“I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.”
Girl 1-“You killed my…my…”
Rocco-“Your what? Your Fucking what? Huh? Your what bitch? I’ll shoot myself in the fucking head if you can tell me that cat’s name. Go ahead, your what? Your preeeecious liiiiiiittle…”
Girl 1-“uuuhhh…skippy”
Rocco-“AAW Jesus! What color was it bitch?”
Girl 2-“Don’t you fuckin yell at her like that you prick.”
Rocco-“Shuuuuuut your fat ass Ravey, I can’t buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you’ve fucked.”
Boondock Saints
A classic.
Also
“Anyone who don’t wanna get killed better get on out the back.”
-William Munny Unforgiven
‘take me away from all this… death…’
Bram Stokers Dracula
“All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones that are the ball lickers. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks that are making the movie, we’re gonna make em eat our shit and then shit out our shit that we made em eat. Love Jay and Silent Bob”
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
“our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives…” Fight Club.
“Your name is Gaylord Focker?”
Those of you that like “The Boondock Saints” look for “All Saints Day”.
Also check out “Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”
Real Genius
“Can you pound a 12 inch railroad spike through a two-by-four with the head of your penis?”
“No”
“A girl has to have her standards.”
Me Solomon Grundy
“you got any of them balloons that blow up in funny shapes?”
“not unless rounds funny”
Raising Arizona
“Give 'em Hell 54th”—Glory
I wasn’t going to contribute to this thread as, well…every post for me is kinda like this thread and it is kind of nice to see what others feel worth repeating.
To whittle it down to just one is impossible but to leave some on the table for others I will remove all that reference goats and sex.
This leaves me with possibly the most flexible quote ever uttered on the big screen or anywhere, one that I honestly say to myself in the Gym quite often and in life when needed:
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”
~ Brody - Jaws
Kind of encapsulates the need for drive and effort when one needs it most.
(for chester_blu…)
“I never drink…wine”
~ Gary Oldman Stoker’s - Dracula
something to the effect of: “with a gun barrel in your mouth, you speak only in vowels”–Fight Club
“I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ mother fucker, mother fucker” --Jewels, the Bonnie Situation, Pulp Fiction
“You ever been on a real shrimp boat?”
“No, but I been on a real big boat.”
and “I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!!”(…wish we all had a friend like Forrest…)
–Forrest Gump
The “I don’t tip waitresses” conversation led by Steve Buscemi in Resevoir Dogs.
“His name…is Brock Landers. And his partner’s name…is Chest Rockwell.”
“Great names! Those are great names!”
–Boogie Nights
The Outlaw Josey Wales:
Clint: “You a bounty hunter?”
Bounty Hunter: “Man’s got to do somethin’ for a livin’.”
Clint: “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’ boy.”
I get all goose pimply just thinkin’ about it.
Good bad I’m the guy with the gun!!
“chill winston”
The “Little engine that could” story from Major Payne.
In fact anything from Major Payne.
“If he’s still in there… He aint happy.”
that’s not your mother, its a man baby!
Evil Dead II
Ash: [talking to mirror] I’m fine… I’m fine…
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash.]
Mirror Ash: I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound “fine”?
True Romance
Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?