“who wants a mustache ride??” _ super troopers
“william wallace is 7 feet tall…and if he were here, he would consume the british with lightning from his eyes and fireballs from his arse…”
“it’s my island…”
“i love you…always have…”
_braveheart (this movie has more quotes than anything i’ve ever seen)
“dad, do you wanna have a catch?” _field of dreams
Yes, Brad. It is the reason I’m not doing drugs. lol
“All I kneed is a cool buz, some tasty waves, and I’m fine”
“Aloha Mr Hand”
Jeff Spikoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
“Mines the one that says ‘bad motherfucker’ on it”
“Thats all you had to say negro”
and just about every other quote from Pulp fiction.
Ty “whats wrong with working in factories, I own several factories”
Danny “I notice you don’t spend much time there”
Ty “Not sure where they are”
and just about anything from caddyshack
“obviously you’re not a golfer”
The dude, the big labowsky
“fookin’ machine ate my quarter”
One of the Hanson brothers in Slapshot
Best movie line ever…“Get to the CHOPPA!!!” ~Arnold in the predator
“Quit eatin’, you fat bastard!”
-Joey LaMotta to brother Jake in Raging Bull
Karob—
“obviously you’re a fucking moron.”
It’s LEBOWSKI, not labowski.
if you’re gonna quote, get it right.
and in the words of WALTER–“SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
Snoogins
Thanks a lot. There are now some lines ping-ponging in my skull because of this thread; the cinematic equivalent of Manilow’s “Copacabana”!
“Bad dates.”
–John Rhys Davies in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
“Why do we even HAVE that lever?”
–Eartha Kitt in “The Emperor’s New Groove”
…and the worst:
“I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We’re a knowledgeable family.”
–John Castle to Katharine Hepburn in “Lion in Winter”
Boondock Saints:
“Why don’t you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?”
“The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?”
Pumping Iron: Arnold and partner are doing heavy squats for reps…his partner is on about the 10th or 12th rep with big poundage and arnold says “lets get serious”
Boiler Room: “Whoever said money is the root of all evil didn’t fucking have any”
pimpinthebox
“obviously you’re a fucking prick”
In the words of Walter from the Big LEBOWSKI “Easy Dude”.
“Fuck it, lets go bowling”
Oh yeah, its KAYROB not karob, if you’re going to be an asshole, get it right.
I aint got time to bleed!
from Highlander:
“I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was cold.” - Kurgen
“I have something to say, its better to burn out than to fade away.” - Kurgen
from Desparado
“Bless me father for I have just killed quite a few men.” - the Mariachi
from Once upon a Time in Mexico
“Are you a mexi-can or a mexi-can’t?”
“We call him El, as in The”
from Deuce Bigalo
“Don’t make me he-bitch man slap you!”
also include the entire Quest for the Holy Grail, too many quotes to list.
Sometimes you have to say to yourself ‘What the fuck’?..make your move. Tom Cruise ‘Risky Business’
Just keep swimming,swimming,swimming…Dorie ‘Finding Nemo’
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Robert Duvall ‘Apocalypse Now’
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.”
-verbal from the usual suspects
“I fookin haite pikeys.”
-everyone from snatch
“Protection! from what Tommy…ze Germans?”
-turkish from snatch
“The things you own end up owning you”
-tyler durden from fight club
“Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go!”
-tyler durden
Just put the entire scripts from Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, Caddyshack, Animal House, Slapshot…i could go one forever I will just stop there. But just to make sure i Put one down…“Are you a Peter Puffer…Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.” R. Lee Full Metal Jacket
I’ll bite…My favorite movie lines, in no particular order…
Keaton once said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. - Usual Suspects…Actually, the entire movie is basically one really great movie line…
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you don’t want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to. - A Few Good Men
All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
If I did have a tumor, I’d name it Marla.
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. -Fight Club
It’s not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you’re that pissed that so many others had it good.
Melvin Udall: I’ve got a really great compliment for you, and its true.
Carol Connelly: I’m so afraid you’re about to say something awful.
Melvin Udall: Don’t be pessimistic, it’s not your style. Anyway, here goes: I’ve got this, what, ailment. Now, my doctor, this shrink I used to go to all the time, says that in fifty to sixty percent of cases, a pill really helps. I HATE pills, hate them. I’m using the word “hate” about pills. Anyway, my compliment to you is the night after you came over and said that you would never . . . well, you were there, you know what you said. Anyway, the very next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol Connelly: I don’t quite get how that’s a compliment for me.
Melvin Udall: You make me want to be a better man.
What if this is as good as it gets?
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here. - As Good As It Gets
You didn’t get me down, Ray. - Raging Bull
It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. The hard… is what makes it great. - A League of Their Own ( Hopefully, when I own my own gym, this will be painted on the wall)
MITCH: ?What was your best day Ed??
ED: ?I?m 14 and my mother and father are fighting again, you know, because she caught him again. This time, the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn?t just cheating on my mother, he was cheating on us. So I told him, I said, ?your bad to us, we don?t love you. I?ll take care of my mother and my sister, we don?t need you anymore.? Then he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn?t budge. Then he turned around and he left, never bothered us again, but I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That?s my best day.?
PHIL: ?What was your worst day??
ED: ?Same day.? - City Slickers
?One day, I got a call for a jumper; young Mexican girl, pregnant, infected with aids, totally strung out. She was truly one of the doomed. And I asked her to come in off the ledge and into my arms, and she asked me why she should bother living. Que es la punta de vivir?
?What?d you say??
?Well, I was trained to tell her lots of things, about her dreams and all the people that would miss her, but for a second, I hesitated, and she saw it. But in that second I couldn?t think of honestly, one optimistic thing to say to her. So she spread her arms and jumped.? - Identity
?Ain?t no we, Kevin. Ya got snake eyes.? ? Snake Eyes
?Oh, yes, and one more thing dear Lord, about our enemies?Ignore there heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell.? ? We Were Soldiers
?Wow, death was right there in front of me and you know what happened? Your life flashed before my eyes.?
?How was it??
?Almost worth dying for.? ? Vanilla Sky
?No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater?than central air.? ? Dogma
?Look at the sea, how beautiful.
It inspires such feeling.
Someone you’re thinking about.
You say you’re leaving.
Far away from my heart.
From our land of love.
You have my heart
But you won’t return.? ? Things to Do In Denver When You?re Dead
Also, several lines from the Rocky movies, Die Hard movies, and probably countless others…
“your butt sucks” -Beavis and Butthead do America
My fav is from Lethal Weapon (probably not verbatim but here goes)-
Riggs-“I’m really good at it, ya know”
Roger-“what’s that?”
Riggs-“In Nam I did a guy, over 1000 yards in a crosswind. Maybe 3 or 4 guys in the world could make that shot. It’s all I’ve ever been good at”…
The prison warden to Paul Newman in Hud:
“What we have here is a failure to communicate.”