Im with FrontFaceLock, and to add my own:
“yeah, but this one goes to 11”
-spinal tap.
Shawshank Redemption- “You can get busy livin or get busy dyin”.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back…
Sissy: “Jay, can you something about the clitoris?”
Jay: “The female clitoris?”
Fight Club: “I wanna put a buller in the head of everything panda that won’t screw to save its species”
SuperTroopers: “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries”
Captain O’Hagan: “I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says Shinnanigans!”
Mac: “Hey Farva. What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the Mozarella Sticks?”
Farva: “You mean Shinnanigans?”
love that part.
Anything, and I really do mean anything from Pulp Fiction is awesome.
Pirates of the Caribbean:
“A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.”
Sparrow after the second girl slaps him:
"I may have deserved that. "
"But why is the rum gone? " hhhmmmm…rum!!
Clint Eastwood in The Rookie after driving through a pane of glass, out of the top floor of a tall building and crashing through the roof of another building…
“Engineered like no other car.”
It was a mercedes I think.
clint eastwood in the dead pool, after shooting some cat like 4 times in the chest:“you have the right to remain dead.”
“I bet your the kind of guy who’d fuck another man in the ass and not even have the deceny to give him a reach around”
“Five foot eight? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”
“I’m gonna gouge your eyes out and skull fuck you boy!”
More FMJ
Well my favourite Leslie Nielson line has to be from Naked Gun 2 1/2:
“Yeah!, well I haevn’t had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader”
“Em, I mean, I was dating a lot at the time…”
“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.”
“Go ahead. Make my day.”
“A man’s got to know his limitations.”
And, as he starts to take a gang member’s motorcycle from him:
Gang Member: Hey! That’s my bike, Jack!
Eastwood: It’s my gun, Clyde.
Arnold gave it a good run, but Clint is still king.
T.B.L.
“Smokey, this is nat Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.”—Walter
T.B.L.
“Nice Marmot.”—The Dude
T.B.L.
“I dabbled in Pacifism once, not during Nam of course.”—Walter
T.B.L.
“A lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous.”—The Dude
Mallrats entire intro monologue.
Nooge
“yeah, that John Denver’s full of shit man.”
Some more:
Office Space
" I also am not a pussy."–Zamir
O.S.
“I’ll tell ya what I’d do…Two chicks at the same time.”—Lawrence
O.S.
“You don’t need a million dollars to do nothing.Take a look at my cousin, He’s broke don’t do shit.”–Lawrence
T.B.L.
“Laundry, my dirty undies, THE WHITES.”–Walter
MARK IT ZERO!!!
Lebowski:
“Life does not start and stop at your convienence you miserable piece of shit”
Walter
Friday
“That my bike PUNK”
Debo
Next Friday
“You ever heard of el nino? Well this is el negro”
Ice Cube
Major League
“You may think I’m shit now, but one of these days I’m gonna get you somewhere else, and everytime I pitch against you I’M GONNA STICK IT UP, YOUR FUCKIN ASS!”
“Wild Thing” Rick Vaughn
“Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!”
Clerks
All of these quotes have me thinking of what movies I’m renting this weekend.
Conan: To crush our enemies, see them driven before us and hear the lamentation of the women!
“I love the smell of napalm in the morining… smells like victory!”
Me Solomon Grundy
I am also a huge fan of Sam Elliot’s character in “We were Soldiers”
Lt. :“Beautiful morning, Sgt Major”
Sgt Major Plumley: “What? you some kind of fuckin weather man now?”
Requiem for a Dream:
I know it’s pretty, baby, but I didn’t take it out for air.
Tommy,
Dude Requiem for a Dream is one fucked up movie
“How do you know what kind of fuckin’ morning it is?”
“Any of you fuckers call me Grampa, I’ll kill ya.”
We were soldiers
“Not so funny meow is it?”
“You wanna fuck with me? OK. You wanna play rough? OK. Say hello to my lil’ fren.”
Scarface
Good stuff
Billy
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
“Its been Emotional”