[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Staph, never fun.[/quote]
What the fuck happened there?!
[quote]red04 wrote:
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
Some guy drugged me, slit my lower abdomen open, and pulled a 7 Lb screaming human out of me… gross… [/quote]
Ya that sounds fucking disgusting. Thank god it didn’t like, come out of your vagina or anything because that would be super gross! =pp[/quote]
That’s nightmare fuel right there!
I hope this never happens to me! I’m not going anywhere near this vagina thing you mentioned if I can help it.
Well…
I lost control of a motorcycle in a wet corner and hit a bridge pillar the summer I turned 15…
Broken jaw.
Broken right humerus.
Broken ribs.
Collapsed right lung.
Crushed liver.
Surgeon removed damaged liver section.
Full blood exchange in surgery.
6 weeks in the hospital.
4 months for liver drainage to stop.
Scar from ribs to groin, multiple scars on right side from drainage tubes for liver and lung.
Still dealing with repercussions from that mess. I’m recovering from a surgery to put in a 10 x 15 cm mesh patch to repair hernias that occurred when scar tissue from the motorcycle wreck failed between my navel and ribs.
2006
Slid into the boards skates first playing ice hockey.
Shattered left tibia and fibula.
Titanium upgrade from knee to ankle down the center of the tibia.
X-rays of the break and repair are on my training log.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Me in 2005, emergency surgery for peritonitis. [/quote]
Ouch, Max.
Nice stitching work.
The work they did on me from my motorcycle wreck ended up scaring 1/2 to 3/4 an inch wide.
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
Some guy drugged me, slit my lower abdomen open, and pulled a 7 Lb screaming human out of me… gross… [/quote]
Barf
Did not happen to me but I want to.share.
Official school sports started in 7th grade. If you made a team,from football to tennis, you were pulled from PE and put in “athletics” where you lifted weights and did track work for the hour.
Keep in mind we were pre-pubescent 11-12 year olds, in loose sweat pant style Champion gym shorts, with weight racks designed oddly like a Christmas tree, the top flattened with a peg for the 45 lb plates, just a tad higher than waist height at the time.
This kid Jesse tip toed and kinda shrugged a plate up and over the peg and in the loose shorts his evidently pubescent dick flopped on the plate already “racked” (get it?) The plate he dropped sandwiched his dick and he fell back, kind of hanging til he slid loose.
Coaches carried him out of the weight room and an ambulance picked him up. He missed a week of school. He wound up being a weird loner and his parents moved soon after (oil folk in Houston come and go given various assignments) but hopefully he has an attached, functioning dick.
In the 4th grade, I jumped off a swing and fractured my left forearm. Now it looks kind of disgusting cause it is still bent in the middle (the bone healed but never actually straightened out).
Then 2 years later, I thought I re-fractured it but turns out my elbow just popped on to the other side.
Now when I walk, you can totally see the bent forearm if you check out my ass. Still can’t do most supinated exercises like BB curls and supine pullups. It sucks.
[quote]twinexperience wrote:
Some guy drugged me, slit my lower abdomen open, and pulled a 7 Lb screaming human out of me… gross… [/quote]
I have seen that done close up, but with a 10 lb grumpy human being pulled out.
Completely dislocated my right hip while wrestling in the regional finals match my senior year of HS. If anyone can understand wrestling, he tried to cut back a single leg shot by pulling my ankle out and going for the turn. Standard move, but I tried to spin the OTHER way. There was a wet squelchy popping sound and i was in the worst pain of my life. I had to get carried off of the mats and rushed to the hospital while my lower leg turned blue. I was told later that my entire leg was turned 90° inward. And I lost the fucking match on an injury disqualification!
Points for the movie…
Similar conversation… " This one time I was licking an envelope and got the worst paper cut right on my tongue!"
Triple overtime loss, Mr. Luck, you came to my house, and you will never be the same again. We dropped 48 on you, sacked you tonight as you have been all season. You won tonight, but you walk away with nothing.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Triple overtime loss, Mr. Luck, you came to my house, and you will never be the same again. We dropped 48 on you, sacked you tonight as you have been all season. You won tonight, but you walk away with nothing. [/quote]
Oops, lol
Wrong thread, Max