[quote]SickAbs wrote:
u know ur huge when a girl tells u not to go all the way in…ooooh muscles (see below)
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Lolololol!!..
You know you’re huge when she says “i can feel it in my stomach”…
[quote]GrayCrane wrote:
You know when you’re huge when you look in a mirror and you are huge.[/quote]
We have a winner. lol
You know you’re huge when without saying one word people tell you they’re almost done with the rack.
You know your huge when you fall into the grand canyon and get stuck.
You know you’re huge when insecure out of shape slobs claim “guys like you” can’t fight.
Im pretty sure you know your huge when you can were this - YouTube and not have NOBODY give you shit
u know ur huge when other people set up the bar for you at the deadlift station
From the Chad Aichs article…
- The absolute easiest way to tell if youâ??re truly huge is by taking a trip to your local zoo. Head to the gorilla exhibit. Watch the gorillas as you walk in. There are two reactions you can get from them that will mean that you are truly huge. The first one is that they will become very violent. They will start howling, jumping about, hitting the glass, and throwing thing around. This will be because they have seen you and they are excited that fellow primate has escaped. They think you are coming back to help get them out and then destroy the Statue of Liberty. The second reaction would be if all the gorillas come up to the glass and stare at you with a very confused look. This would be because they are wondering how you got out and why you didnâ??t bring them with you. Either reaction would let you know you are huge, the only difference is how aggressive those particular gorillas are.
this thread is wicked truth
you know you are huge when you step on the back of someone’s shoe and they apologize to you for it.
Rocky- oh dude, my bad for stepping on your…
skinny ab guy- no man, its my fault
(me confused as to how it was his fault when i did it on purpose)
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
you know your huge when…[/quote]
how do i save this? i wanna mail it to a friend
You know you are huge when people check with you before using the power rack while you are still benching halfway across the gym.
You know you’re huge when you come onto T-Nation and find that for every single question on the forum, you can hand on heart respond with ‘just eat more, train harder dude’
[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
WRPL wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
PB Andy wrote:
Kerley wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
Kerley wrote:
you no your huge when you cant wipe your ass
You know you’re an idiot when you can’t spell.
you know your a dick when you post something like that.
Agreed, I’ve seen a few posts like that by him.
You know the worlds coming to an end when you’re considered a dickhead for using proper grammar.
dude he’s not a dick for using proper grammar - he can use all the proper grammar in the world, and I wouldn’t care - hes a dick because he called someone out for spelling the word know no…
clearly the first guy knows how to spell, in a fucking bodybuilding forum it is just not necessary to be that anal… no one fucking cares if he doesn’t like the way we spell
You know you misunderstood, when you think I was talking about him using proper grammar; he sucked up the grammar section as much as he did the spelling.
You know it’s sad, when people online think ‘text-e’ language is appropriate… anywhere.
You know if you’re going to post in this thread WRPL, you should at least follow the format: You know _____, when _____.
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You know you’re an uptight douche when you start a fucking argument about grammar and spelling in a tongue in cheek thread entitled “You Know You’re Huge When…” I mean come on man, there were ellipses in the title!! ellipses!!
You know your huge when you sit down on the bench, toss on 405 lbs in front of a bunch of people and no one bothers to ask you if you need a spot 
[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
You know the worlds coming to an end when you’re considered a dickhead for using proper grammar.[/quote]
You know the world’s coming to an end when the local grammar Gestapo doesn’t put an apostrophe in a contraction.
You know you’re huge when your armpits have their own ecosystems.
You know you’re huge when you develop your own gravitational pull.
You know you’re huge when you need to elect a mayor to run your asscheeks.
You know you’re huge when you have your own national anthem.
You know you’re huge when James Earl Jones provides the voice of Darth Vader, but you provide the voice of James Earl Jones…
you know you’re huge when…
you try to open a beer bottle with your glutes, and lose the bottle…
the sound of your legs scraping together when you run sounds like a maraca player on speed…
that spot that you “just can’t quite itch” is your nose…
riding a bike becomes too sexual for public…
instead of giving you a good ol’ slap on the back, people start hitting you with chairs WWF style…
the owner of the chinese all-you-can-eat buffet is winded when you arrive at the door, and always says that they’ve just closed…
you’ve donated all of your old pants to the Salvation Army – because all of the crotches tore…
when visiting the zoo, you’re the attraction…
you have to buy 2 seats for yourself on the airplane…
the hole in the toilet is just a little too small…
you waste 10 minutes of your time on strength forums thinking-up “you know you’re huge when…” scenarios…
-Ritchey
[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
Kerley wrote:
you no your huge when you cant wipe your ass
You know you’re an idiot when you can’t spell. [/quote]
Technically, how would you know that?
You know you’re huge when the movie King Kong was adapted from your best-selling autobiography.
You know you’re huge when mountaineers only climb Everest because they consider scaling your bicep peaks to be too difficult.
You know you’re huge when the opening of your bowels is preceded by a carnival and a speech from a z-list celebrity.
You know you’re huge when you devour entire planets post-workout.
[quote]porkpie wrote:
You know you’re huge when you come onto T-Nation and find that for every single question on the forum, you can hand on heart respond with ‘just eat more, train harder dude’
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Oh, fucking blow me porkass…
Do you do anything other than log in under your multiple screen names and bitch and moan about this web site?
STFU and GTFO if you don’t like it here.