[quote]josh86 wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
D-Nasty wrote:
quiksilver6 wrote:
are you enjoying yourself?
quiksilver6…not huge
LOL!
I agree, this made me LOL harder than anything else in the thread.[/quote]
i play soccer, the last thing i would want to be is “huge”
[quote]quiksilver6 wrote:
josh86 wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
D-Nasty wrote:
quiksilver6 wrote:
are you enjoying yourself?
quiksilver6…not huge
LOL!
I agree, this made me LOL harder than anything else in the thread.
i play soccer, the last thing i would want to be is “huge”
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Dude, they are just ball busting… It’s all good.
[quote]Ritchey wrote:
you know you’re huge when…
you try to open a beer bottle with your glutes, and lose the bottle…
riding a bike becomes too sexual for public…
you’ve donated all of your old pants to the Salvation Army – because all of the crotches tore…
-Ritchey[/quote]
Wouldn’t these actually fall under the ‘you know you’re gay when…’ category?
You know your huge when you cant fly anywhere soley because you cant fit through the metal detector.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
porkpie wrote:
You know you’re huge when you come onto T-Nation and find that for every single question on the forum, you can hand on heart respond with ‘just eat more, train harder dude’
Oh, fucking blow me porkass…
Do you do anything other than log in under your multiple screen names and bitch and moan about this web site?
STFU and GTFO if you don’t like it here. [/quote]
Wow, what an incredibly angry young man.
Are you trying the whole attitude thing, to try and display your immense testosterone levels, or are you just naturally an ignorant bellend ?
It was meant as a joke, like most of the other posts here, so please try and remove your head from your anus and smile!
Cheers
you know you’re huge when trying to put your hands into your pockets is a workout…
[quote]D-Nasty wrote:
you know you’re huge when you have a loofa on a stick so you can scrub your back in the shower[/quote]
x 2
[quote]porkpie wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
porkpie wrote:
You know you’re huge when you come onto T-Nation and find that for every single question on the forum, you can hand on heart respond with ‘just eat more, train harder dude’
Oh, fucking blow me porkass…
Do you do anything other than log in under your multiple screen names and bitch and moan about this web site?
STFU and GTFO if you don’t like it here.
Wow, what an incredibly angry young man.
Are you trying the whole attitude thing, to try and display your immense testosterone levels, or are you just naturally an ignorant bellend ?
It was meant as a joke, like most of the other posts here, so please try and remove your head from your anus and smile!
Cheers
[/quote]
Now is the time where you sign into one of your other names and agree with yourself.
And stop PM’ing me. Your pattern is obvious. You are not very good at this whole “undercover” thing there slappy.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
porkpie wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
porkpie wrote:
You know you’re huge when you come onto T-Nation and find that for every single question on the forum, you can hand on heart respond with ‘just eat more, train harder dude’
Oh, fucking blow me porkass…
Do you do anything other than log in under your multiple screen names and bitch and moan about this web site?
STFU and GTFO if you don’t like it here.
Wow, what an incredibly angry young man.
Are you trying the whole attitude thing, to try and display your immense testosterone levels, or are you just naturally an ignorant bellend ?
It was meant as a joke, like most of the other posts here, so please try and remove your head from your anus and smile!
Cheers
Now is the time where you sign into one of your other names and agree with yourself.
And stop PM’ing me. Your pattern is obvious. You are not very good at this whole “undercover” thing there slappy.[/quote]
I have only one profile thank you, why would i join in 08 and not post until recently if i was using multiple posts.
Just because you disagreed with an opinion i had there is no need to continue being a tool!!
And frankly i don’t even understand what you are on about with ‘You are not very good at this whole “undercover” thing there slappy’
But essentially i really couldn’t give a monkeys what you think.
Or do you believe you’re some sort of vigilante moderator ?
you know what i love about T-Nation?
that a thread can’t be started without some fucking pansy coming on here and bashing the original concept.
if YOUR goal is not to be huge that’s fine. but don’t come onto someone else’s thread and try to bust their balls for being big. i don’t want to hear about “functional,” either. if your goal is to be big and you ARE big, i guess that’s pretty goddamn functional.
don’t expect YOUR goal to be EVERYONE’S goal. on the opposite side of that coin, this IS a bodybuilding website. what the hell do you expect most people’s goals to be on here?
ps, i am NOT a bodybuilder. former MMA’ist, current stonemason. my goals are merely to be strong and have good endurance. oh, and to look good. if you CAN’T find an article on here that addresses your goals, don’t TRY to find someone else to bash…there are plenty of topics on here. chances are if you can’t find what you’re looking for you’re too stupid to defend yourself in a battle of wits anyway.
PEACE!
[quote]joshlydell wrote:
you know what i love about T-Nation?
that a thread can’t be started without some fucking pansy coming on here and bashing the original concept.
if YOUR goal is not to be huge that’s fine. but don’t come onto someone else’s thread and try to bust their balls for being big. i don’t want to hear about “functional,” either. if your goal is to be big and you ARE big, i guess that’s pretty goddamn functional.
don’t expect YOUR goal to be EVERYONE’S goal. on the opposite side of that coin, this IS a bodybuilding website. what the hell do you expect most people’s goals to be on here?
ps, i am NOT a bodybuilder. former MMA’ist, current stonemason. my goals are merely to be strong and have good endurance. oh, and to look good. if you CAN’T find an article on here that addresses your goals, don’t TRY to find someone else to bash…there are plenty of topics on here. chances are if you can’t find what you’re looking for you’re too stupid to defend yourself in a battle of wits anyway.
PEACE![/quote]
AMEN!!!
you know you’re huge when people mistake you for John Coffey from the Green Mile…(never happened to me, but if it did happen to someone then they MUST be huge)
[quote]Daco6543 wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
You know the worlds coming to an end when you’re considered a dickhead for using proper grammar.
You know the world’s coming to an end when the local grammar Gestapo doesn’t put an apostrophe in a contraction.[/quote]
i lold so crazy to this…grammer gestapo hahahaha!!!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
WRPL wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
you know ur huge when u piss your pants trying to lift 350 lbs…
nope… I think that’s when you know you’re a pussy
You know you’re a douche when at 5’9" & 165lbs you are putting down other people’s numbers…[/quote]
actually bro, considering my deadlift is above 350 and i dont piss my pants trying to lift it, I think what I said is a very fair statement… It doesnt take someone like you to tell me im not huge… thats pretty fucking obvious, but I guarantee anyone you would consider Hyoooooge, can play with 350 lbs…
Im not putting down someone who hits a 350 PR, I think thats great, I was ecstatic when I first pulled that, but I was also NOT huge
This is more for military members, but you know you are huge when you are unable to roll your BDU or ABU sleeves over your arms. You have to stop at your forearms.
you know youre huge when u beat joey chestnut in an eating contest
[quote]SergeantQ wrote:
This is more for military members, but you know you are huge when you are unable to roll your BDU or ABU sleeves over your arms. You have to stop at your forearms.[/quote]
You’d be out of regs if you did that Sarge
[quote]WRPL wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
WRPL wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
you know ur huge when u piss your pants trying to lift 350 lbs…
nope… I think that’s when you know you’re a pussy
You know you’re a douche when at 5’9" & 165lbs you are putting down other people’s numbers…
actually bro, considering my deadlift is above 350 and i dont piss my pants trying to lift it, I think what I said is a very fair statement… It doesnt take someone like you to tell me im not huge… thats pretty fucking obvious, but I guarantee anyone you would consider Hyoooooge, can play with 350 lbs…
Im not putting down someone who hits a 350 PR, I think thats great, I was ecstatic when I first pulled that, but I was also NOT huge
[/quote]
Calling him a pussy isn’t putting him down? Oh I see, you must live in opposite world… Either that or you are a dipshit.
Dude everyone starts somewhere, and you are in no position to call anyone’s numbers pussy numbers. Congrats on 350, but I think you are full of shit. Now the way I see it, if you really could pull 350+ you wouldn’t be putting down other people that are just getting there.
You know you are huge, when you finally understand why shitting on those that haven’t gotten there yet makes you a douche bag.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
WRPL wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
WRPL wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
you know ur huge when u piss your pants trying to lift 350 lbs…
nope… I think that’s when you know you’re a pussy
You know you’re a douche when at 5’9" & 165lbs you are putting down other people’s numbers…
actually bro, considering my deadlift is above 350 and i dont piss my pants trying to lift it, I think what I said is a very fair statement… It doesnt take someone like you to tell me im not huge… thats pretty fucking obvious, but I guarantee anyone you would consider Hyoooooge, can play with 350 lbs…
Im not putting down someone who hits a 350 PR, I think thats great, I was ecstatic when I first pulled that, but I was also NOT huge
Calling him a pussy isn’t putting him down? Oh I see, you must live in opposite world… Either that or you are a dipshit.
Dude everyone starts somewhere, and you are in no position to call anyone’s numbers pussy numbers. Congrats on 350, but I think you are full of shit. Now the way I see it, if you really could pull 350+ you wouldn’t be putting down other people that are just getting there.
You know you are huge, when you finally understand why shitting on those that haven’t gotten there yet makes you a douche bag.[/quote]
dude I think you completely misunderstand the point of this thread… it has absolutely nothing to do with sharing personal PRs.
If he had said: OMG i just pulled 350! then I would never have said anything back…
but he didnt… he said: you know you’re huge when you piss your pants trying to lift 350… which is completely false
I never personally attacked anyone, I merely said one who pisses his pants trying to pull 350 is a pussy, not HUGE
You know you are stupid, when you dont understand the point of a thread that spells it out in the title
[quote]D-Nasty wrote:
you know you’re huge when people mistake you for John Coffey from the Green Mile…(never happened to me, but if it did happen to someone then they MUST be huge)
[/quote]
FTR, one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on T-Nation is when Prof X told us he was called the black guy from Green Mile and Deebo from Friday when he used to ride his bike to class.