[quote]Fling wrote:
…when fatasses cut in front of you at the buffet line because they are afraid there won’t be any left.
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you know you’re huge when fatasses refrain from cutting in front of you, even though they really want to, because they are afraid
…when you sit on the airplane and you pray no one sits next to you
when you have to turn sideways to walk through doors
when you have to move the table to pick up something underneath it…
when you are in great shape, well dressed wearing sandels, holding a brightly colored drink and listening to celine dion. wait, thats how to spot a gay…
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
You know your huge when you set of the lunk alarm just walking into the gym.[/quote]
hahahaha… that reminds me of Holy Mac…
[quote]WRPL wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
you know ur huge when u piss your pants trying to lift 350 lbs…
nope… I think that’s when you know you’re a pussy[/quote]
You know you’re a douche when at 5’9" & 165lbs you are putting down other people’s numbers…
[quote]vontraps wrote:
you know you’re huge when co-workers laugh at the size of your lunchbox (which is actually a rather large cooler) containing your meals for the shift[/quote]
i had this goin on when i was bulkin last year at school… but a small cooler.
[quote]D-Nasty wrote:
when you have to move the table to pick up something underneath it…[/quote]
LOL…ive seen this
…when you have to answer your cell phone with the ear opposite of the hand you’re holding the phone with
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
WRPL wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
you know ur huge when u piss your pants trying to lift 350 lbs…
nope… I think that’s when you know you’re a pussy
You know you’re a douche when at 5’9" & 165lbs you are putting down other people’s numbers…[/quote]
LOL
You know you’re huge if you’re Chad Aichs. Welcome chadaichs.com - BlueHost.com
Here is the article chad wrote about being huge. http://www.elitefts.com/documents/huge.htm
Here is my favorite comment by Chad about being huge:
If you donâ??t know what a c-pap is youâ??re at least 100 lbs away from being huge. If you know what it is but donâ??t have one, youâ??re at least 50 lbs away from being huge. The use of a c-pap is actually a badge of honor for the truly huge. This means that your neck has become so big that it collapses under it own weight at night.
Chad recently lost weight due to surgery, and got all the way down to 350 lbs.
Chad knows huge. I am not huge. I am just fat. and old.
You know your huge if your only come back is the lack of reading comprehension people on this site have.
[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
WRPL wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
PB Andy wrote:
Kerley wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
Kerley wrote:
you no your huge when you cant wipe your ass
You know you’re an idiot when you can’t spell.
you know your a dick when you post something like that.
Agreed, I’ve seen a few posts like that by him.
You know the worlds coming to an end when you’re considered a dickhead for using proper grammar.
dude he’s not a dick for using proper grammar - he can use all the proper grammar in the world, and I wouldn’t care - hes a dick because he called someone out for spelling the word know no…
clearly the first guy knows how to spell, in a fucking bodybuilding forum it is just not necessary to be that anal… no one fucking cares if he doesn’t like the way we spell
You know you misunderstood, when you think I was talking about him using proper grammar; he sucked up the grammar section as much as he did the spelling.
You know it’s sad, when people online think ‘text-e’ language is appropriate… anywhere.
You know if you’re going to post in this thread WRPL, you should at least follow the format: You know _____, when _____.
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last time i checked this wasn’t an English class douche?
You know you’re huge when you can mess with people by speaking with an Austrian accent and telling people that “da Governator” is your uncle…and they believe you…
[quote]xb-C wrote:
You know your huge if your only come back is the lack of reading comprehension people on this site have.[/quote]
lawl
I’m not huge but I always figured you were huge when you had to use two towels to dry off after a shower.
btw, nice avatar mjnewland
you know youre huge when you sleep and your pinky and ring finger always falls asleep
[quote]Hyena wrote:
I’m not huge but I always figured you were huge when you had to use two towels to dry off after a shower.
btw, nice avatar mjnewland[/quote]
you know your huge, when you watch huge people dry off with two towels after a shower…
you know you’re huge when people do whatever you do in the gym, even if its something ridiculous because they think it will make them huge too…