You Know You Spend Too Much Time on T-Nation When...

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
someone brags about something and you reply “pics or it didn’t happen”[/quote]

guilty

[quote]BJack wrote:
When you recommend squats and milk to your ailing grandmother.[/quote]

Somewhat guilty. I actually did tell a guy that Jesus needed more squats and milk after he commented “Jesus is pretty ripped right?” Hell it is then…

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
You mean to check your gmail, facebook, news, etc… and instinctively type TMUSCLE.com instead.[/quote]

T-Nation is on my favorites toolbar across the top of my browser right next to the local weather and Pandora.

You also might be a T-Nation junky if you see some scrawny punk bragging/flexing, and the first thing you want to do is walk up and ask “Are you natty?”

[quote]droooo wrote:
If this thread excited you.[/quote]

if you’re read through this thread nodding and grinning … while at work

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]droooo wrote:
If this thread excited you.[/quote]

if you’re read through this thread nodding and grinning … while at work[/quote]

Damn you! haha

[quote]blunt wrote:
TSB = Toxic semen buildup ?[/quote]

Haha! that works too, but it was originally Tube Steak Boogie. When i first started reading here, it was how you signaled that the poster was a troll. can’t find the original thread where it originates though

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
You mean to check your gmail, facebook, news, etc… and instinctively type TMUSCLE.com instead.[/quote]

Uhhhh, yup!

you’ve been looking for an article for two weeks and can’t find it… lol

Poliquin recommended a time management books, course or seminar… does anyone have the link or remember the name? It was an article on T-Nation.

If DebraD is your Desktop Wallpaper.

When you’ve read the entire holymac + oleena vs the world debate…

And still don’t get it.

SON of a bitch.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
someone brags about something and you reply “pics or it didn’t happen”[/quote]

SOn of a bitch[/quote]

yes, yes I am.

also…if you make a judgemental and harsh statement about someone, usually saying they’re gay in some way, and follow it with “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

If your ex GF actually makes a T-Nation profile and E-stalks you!

when someone gives you shit in real life you refer to it as “flaming”

[quote]kothreat wrote:
you tell people to foam roll when they’re complaining about something[/quote]

I was walking up to my kung fu class and one of my friends… is laying on the floor and an older women… a pt is working on his leg. I told him to foam roll. She agreed

[quote]blunt wrote:
TSB = Toxic semen buildup ?[/quote]

TSB = Tube Steak Boogie

It was created as a response to bullshit threads, posts, pics, what have you. Nowadays seems like people say “cool story bro” or something along those lines.

TSB is strictly a T-Nation thing, hasn’t crossed over into any other forums that I know of (how would I though, this is the only one I’m on), and I think it’s due for a resurgence.

I agree on using TSB more often. Did a search and can’t find when it was first used on here or who started the trend.

Still a damn good song also.

I fuckin’ found it. Damn this goes way back.

When your girlfriend asks if these pants make her look fat and you tell her she needs to hold up a shoe for you to be able to tell.

If you remember the whole rodent break-in incident that that cute Canadian blonde had on here a couple summers back, complete with people registering the rodents and minks or what-not with T-Nation accounts.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

I fuckin’ found it. Damn this goes way back.[/quote]

How the hell did you get the search to go back that far? I couldn’t get my forum history to go back past early 2008, same with the search.

sweet, thanks for finding that!

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
When your girlfriend asks if these pants make her look fat and you tell her she needs to hold up a shoe for you to be able to tell.

If you remember the whole rodent break-in incident that that cute Canadian blonde had on here a couple summers back, complete with people registering the rodents and minks or what-not with T-Nation accounts.[/quote]

MsM - Ermine

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
When your girlfriend asks if these pants make her look fat and you tell her she needs to hold up a shoe for you to be able to tell.

If you remember the whole rodent break-in incident that that cute Canadian blonde had on here a couple summers back, complete with people registering the rodents and minks or what-not with T-Nation accounts.[/quote]

MsM - Ermine[/quote]

I’d forgotten about that, classic!